Peter North

BIG FAT ELEPHANT'S FANNY! PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK!

ONIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little ray of sunshine on such a blustery day. I'm a happy man now for one!

Vaughny is whingeing on Radio 5 that the Barmy Army is way too quiet. Met them in the hotel bar yesterday, when they should have been watching the test!

port, brandy, issey mayake, godfather box set, socks, more socks, a nice fruit bowl, biscuits, choccies, Next "quality loungewear", gangster films box set, wine, minstrels, memory chips, snow leopard for me macbook, and some damn fine belgian chocolates. I am well and truly blessed!

The Kindly Ones by Jonathan Littel. The sickest novel on the block right now!

bought me second pair of Onitsuka Tigers from Soul food on saturday. Noticed they had some cheeky Joy Division inspired t-shirts with "Leaders of Men" on them. ?30 though!

Top night at St Mary's last night. I am dying now! Can't remember much other than sticking to half's cos you get 3/4 pint for the same price! Anyone else attended the bash yet?

I am in!

The old 'north pole' here, and a motley crew of 16 going in a minibus from t'Lever Bridge, Darcy.

I've shagged her.

Did it to excess last night. Feeling mighty grim right now!

Toronto and Chicago. Especially the Hooters bar in Toronto. Why don't we have 'em here?

...with today's Sunday times. Live set from recent tour. Damn good it is!

What about Milos Cyrus, beautiful little establishment, untouched and untainted until very very recently! Aaaarggh, I'll get me coat!

shagged her!

Been picking up a lot of press of late, claiming to be the new bestest band of the year type thingy. Yeah or neah?

It's tuesday afternoon, and I'm still bloody rough and certainly not right as rain!

Galloping the Antelope Coughing the Filthy Yoghurt!

Dishing the dirty water!

Two words: Steroid abuse!

My my young sir, what a nice mouth you have!

I am your Hero. FACT! PS What about an Elvis wig, eh?

Nice one. Bolton's two biggest style guru's take on the world. Every woman within a five mile radius of us two was damn moist. I tell ya!! Carlos, you seem to have way too much time on your hands if you are doing that!!!!