Peter North

Noooo... it will take away all the ambience. The smell of chip fat & welsh steve with his betting odds. Bah humbug!

Well, most of the folk from Bolton dress like they have covered themselves in glue & run through Primark!

On the third listen there are quite few decent tunes. but it's not good for a listen on a cold wet afternoon when the ale depressions are kicking in!

Just having a spin through the new Arcade Fire LP/CD thingy. Half of me says they are damn good, the saviours of rock and all that stuff Half of me says they are just a bunch of poker-faced miserablist twats from French Canada. I'm waiting for the backlash to begin!

Christ, Muse get right up my sphincter. How on earth did they get a headline slot, when they are just a bunch of addled fret-wankers?

he should be used to plug the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. Fact!

No doubt, Undies, you will be doing "Cock press-ups" as we speak!!!

Seem him speak live recently. can't believe he is in charge of education. It's all going tit's up with "Red Mick" as he was once known, in charge! Doomed!

Ta very much. Now shelling out on a Lexmark C734 laser printer, with all the trimmings. A bit hefty in price and size, but worth it in the long run instead of a kack home printer from PC World.

Me HP Photosmart C3180 is being a bit naughty right now and shredding everything. Can anyone recommend a decent, but not too expensive place to get it sorted. Much appreciated!

The Ruts back catalogue Efterklang and the best of Pavement!

Found out earlier this morning. Stil disturbing to ask kids to do this. What's the reason for it?!!!

Precisely. The parents were a 'woopin and a hollerin' at the end of it!!!!!

Woops, if anyone knows how to add a link to youtube, let me know. Otherwise go on youtube and search for 'Scarface school play'!

This is so wrong, it's right.. in a very disturbing way. Primary school kids doing "Scarface" as the school play. The mind boggles! htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ

No shit, Sherlock!

They did something like this in WW1 and WW2 to get the masses behind 'em. No names, no sources. A good reporter would be able to smell a rat a mile off. If it was true, then why have the papers, especially the Sun never picked up on it? Their arses would get blown out of the water for running a story like this.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me Feckin awful. Somebody should have put some quality control on David Lynch! Control, the Ian Curtis film... "Ian, come to bed..." "No lass, I'm reading another book about t'Nazi's and experiencing existential angst..." Wild Geese 2 The ultimate in bad seventies macho war films ...and that home-made film, me neighbour Paddy shot in Thailand and insisted on showing me on his return. I couldn't touch a green curry for months!

I sprayed "McFarland Out!" on the croft lane end of Burnden Park in a fit of pique the night we lost to West Ham. I may have been a bit 'creative' on the Manny Road end as well. Or I know a bloke who was!

Smiley spotted him in t'San Marino/ Wilton Arms up Belmont way yesterday afternoon, treating his Mum to a meal!

After using a number of alias' during those heady day's of "Here we go again", COFTW and "wanderers ways" such as Shady O'Toole, Dr Norman Smeartest, Gordon Broadbent and Ray Burke, I adopted the name of one of our contributors, and top sellers favourite porn stars. He had quite a collection I do believe. Till his mum found it!

Top three so far... 1. Boston vs House of Pain 2. Commodores vs Cure 3. Run DMC vs Metallica

Go to t'bodyshop m'dear, where they sell all those ladies smellies stuff, and get yerself a bottle of deep sleep essential oil. Couple of drops on yer pillow and away you go. Works for me. Gypsy's swear by it!

2-2 Honours even. A couple of sendings off. a touchline ban or two. Ref makes a few very silly mistakes. I tell yer!

George Tomlinson in the 80's. Big Mick fielding was our cock. Heard he is still is now! Only joking!