SatanGreavsie Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I was trying to think about this - and was also looking back through some of the Euro ones, when I came across the answer. This is Widnes describing an encounter with a fellow poster out in Guimaraes - and sums up Euro brilliantly. He lists a number of WW folk he met and then: "Leigh White who was unable to stand or speak and seemed to have been abandoned on a chair in a bar " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I don't know if he's a poster on here, but I remember leaving the square in Guimares heading for the stadium, and there was one fella on his own in the middle of the square, slumped in a chair with his head in his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 17, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2007 Mine's a Widnes comment too: "I have to reinstall my Window XP Professional I accidently uninstalled it when I was dusting my messerschmitt Y-backs and would you believe I can't find the key code anywhere so can one of you licalotopusses please send me a spare number of point me in the direction of where I should look for another" Messerschmitt Y-backs??? Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 My favourite, and I can't remember who said it, and about whom................but it went along the lines of: "At your age you should be out fingering girls and letting your mates sniff your fingers" Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 My favourite, and I can't remember who said it, and about whom................but it went along the lines of: "At your age you should be out fingering girls and letting your mates sniff your fingers" Quality! That was another Widens comment, but this time to Ani. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 That was another Widens comment, but this time to Ani. Was it, thought I'd said that to Kempo or one of the other ww yoof Widnes steals his lines from a dunken Mr H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Widnes steals his lines from a dunken Mr H Would that be a drunken one, and why, is Mr.H ever anything but? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 17, 2007 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2007 My favourite, and I can't remember who said it, and about whom................but it went along the lines of: "At your age you should be out fingering girls and letting your mates sniff your fingers" Quality! that were me, in reply to garp wanting to know what sky box top setup he should be getting for his bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 well then ZicoKelly, I salute you............as that is without doubt the funniest thing I have ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 That was another Widens comment, but this time to Ani. eh ?? at my age i only way i get my fingers wet is when i accidentally dunk my hobnob too deep in my late night hot chocoalte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I don't know if he's a poster on here, but I remember leaving the square in Guimares heading for the stadium, and there was one fella on his own in the middle of the square, slumped in a chair with his head in his hands. Go on then...............What did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 i get my fingers wet is when i accidentally dunk my hobnob too deep in my late night hot chocoalte. Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 (edited) This one was a classic, courtesy of Bobshat. I almost dribbled my sasparella and metaxa 3star, whilst watching match of the day as our defence made up of Eastern European strawberry pickers, Lucky Lucky men and wooden legged reggae boys capiltulated.... Edited May 17, 2007 by seasoned Traveller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churchill Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 This one was a classic, courtesy of Bobshat.I almost dribbled my sasparella and metaxa 3star, whilst watching match of the day as our defence made up of Eastern European strawberry pickers, Lucky Lucky men and wooden legged reggae boys capiltulated.... It was taking me some time to think of one until you came up with this!This one was a classic,it had me in stitches for a good while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 17, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2007 "But I dont want SKY" Classic thread from our Stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledwhite2 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 "But I dont want SKY" Classic thread from our Stan He got so angry too. What a plonker !!! Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 "But I dont want SKY" Classic thread from our Stan We have a winner. I was in hysterics at that, and after Bigtoe explained to him what he meant - he still didn't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 17, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2007 We have a winner. I was in hysterics at that, and after Bigtoe explained to him what he meant - he still didn't get it The only bad thing about that thread was that it was stuck in geeks so many wouldn't have read it. I beleive Stan would walk off with the funniest picture award aswell for the infamous 'Stan the Cock Slut' incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Actually, I've changed my mind. The greatest was on here: http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/index.p...haved&st=25 Isaac's : I say "you must be Jokin, don't say I've shaved mi nuts for nowt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Was it, thought I'd said that to Kempo or one of the other ww yoof It probably was but it sounds better coming from a goat f?cker to an old balding fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted May 18, 2007 Members Share Posted May 18, 2007 good while ago.....cant find the post but was to do with swanny saying that the dog thing had gone too far when someone shouted "thats the lad off tinternet who bums dogs " at him across town or "away goats count double" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 good while ago.....cant find the post but was to do with swanny saying that the dog thing had gone too far when someone shouted "thats the lad off tinternet who bums dogs " at him across town or "away goats count double" Somebody actually shouted "Dogf?cker!" at him across the Town Hall Square! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted May 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted May 19, 2007 i often wonder whether he was, y'know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 So do I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 100% FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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