Freddie_Hill Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The other day I had an urge for a purge just before I left for work, trouble is it was a giant turd and refused to flush so I had to leave it and head to work. Three days later the same thing happened and when I got home I was greeted by my housemate's wife in the dunny with rubber gloves on fishing for the Richard whilst telling me her husband was the culperate, saying it was the second one this week she'd had to retrieve. I would have owned up but was concentrating on not breaking out into laughter.
barryk32 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The other day I had an urge for a purge just before I left for work, trouble is it was a giant turd and refused to flush so I had to leave it and head to work. Three days later the same thing happened and when I got home I was greeted by my housemate's wife in the dunny with rubber gloves on fishing for the Richard whilst telling me her husband was the culperate, saying it was the second one this week she'd had to retrieve. I would have owned up but was concentrating on not breaking out into laughter. Why didn't you just help it round the ubend with the bog brush? As its to late now, no dont admit it. Just drop subtle hints around the dining table etc but when they ask just deny it.
superjohnmcginlay Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Should always place a landing mat down beforehand, then the turd wraps up in the bog roll and is oulled down with the suction of the flush whilst wrapped in the tissue HTH
White on Tyne Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Mate of mine once did such a log that it rose up throught the water. He was so proud of it he put a cheese flag in the top.
Sweep Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I was greeted by my housemate's wife in the dunny with rubber gloves on Kinky is she? Also, you've been over in Oz too long if you're calling the loo the "dunny"
no balls Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Is there only one toilet in the house? I'd have booked myself into a hotel and lived/pooed there before sticking my hand down and fishing out another person's plop. She's his wife not a member of staff, and she should act accordingly.
MickyD Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Should always place a landing mat down beforehand, then the turd wraps up in the bog roll and is oulled down with the suction of the flush whilst wrapped in the tissue HTH How much bog roll do you go through in your house?
little whitt Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 allways have a big knife with you to slay the beast
Freddie_Hill Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 I'm hoping she doesn't take it to a taxidermist to get it stuffed and mounted.
Sweep Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 You live with your mate and his wife? and, if it's your housemates wife, shouldn't she just be called your housemate to?
magic legs Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Sounds like a M?nage a trois to me. Maybe thats the real dilemma
Traf Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Maybe thats the real dilemma Very good: raised a wry smile and a giggle that did.
Smiffs Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Have you ever wandered into the bathroom and seen her stepping out of the bath with it winking at you?
bolty58 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Put your hand up what? Exactly. He should be putting his hand down.
Smiffs Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Did it look like this.............dont click if you're a girly tart
Spider Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Is she a screamer? Is he, for that matter? (Would put you right off a wank, that would)
Spider Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Did it look like this.............dont click if you're a girly tart Nowt wrong with that - obviously a clean break as there is only 1 wipes worth of bog roll next to it.
Smiffs Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Is she a screamer? Is he, for that matter? (Would put you right off a wank, that would) You need Jesus. There's nowt right about knocking one off listening in to other folk shaggin!
Freddie_Hill Posted October 15, 2009 Author Posted October 15, 2009 You need Jesus. There's nowt right about knocking one off listening in to other folk shaggin! You'd puke with this sheila, she's as wide as she is tall, must weigh in at 200lbs or more. What method would you use to find her love tunnel? roll her in flour and aim for the damp patch ir sniff each fold of flab until you find one that smells of shit and then go back one?
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