Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Recent watches:

Spilt - 7/10 - A really great turn by McAvoy keeps the film ticking over

Hidden Figures - 8/10 - Defo worth a watch, particularly interesting

Ghost In The Shell - 6.5/10 - Watchable if only for Scarlett Johanasson's skin tight get up

Pet - 7/10 - Decent psychological thriller with enough to keep you interested

Fast & Furious 8 tonight. Looking forward to it.

 

Logan is my film of 2017 so far, in case you care.

 

i'd rather watch my parents have sex than watch fast & furious

 

fast 1, stealing dvd players, now they are saving the world or some shit?

 

what a load of bollocks

i'd rather watch my parents have sex than watch fast & furious

 

fast 1, stealing dvd players, now they are saving the world or some shit?

 

what a load of bollocks

 

not a fan of fiction then?  Still, not a fan of F&F me sen - Van Deisel's a hoarse sounding, fat bouncer.

 

Watched new Star Wars and that arrival t'other day

 

SW was OK but not been overly impressed with any of the Disney offerings so far.

 

Latter was good if a bit pointless overall.  Liked the aesthetic.  What a load of bollocks

Well it was great. Brainless fun.

Watched Logan last night. Tremendous.

Don't kill it, Dolph Lundgrens recent flick. Utter shite. Should be retitled Don't watch it!

Can't be as bad as Rocky 4,????

Can't be as bad as Rocky 4,????

Wash your mouth out you fucking weapon.

Watched Logan last night. Tremendous.

Following recommendations on here, I also watched it last night, thought it was superb ????????

Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 tonight.

 

I'm full of nerdy excitement.

Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 tonight.

 

I'm full of nerdy excitement.

Got tickets booked for sunday.

 

19 twating quid

The Holly Kane Experiment, a British thriller that's really quite good

Got tickets booked for sunday.

19 twating quid

For a film?

Fuck that

Just got back from Fast 8. Enjoyable, very cheesy in parts but just good entertainment. 7/10

Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 tonight.

 

I'm full of nerdy excitement.

Look forward to hearing your review. Went to see the first one on a punt and it was a fantastic surprise.

For a film?

Fuck that

 

it's a joke aint it

Look forward to hearing your review. Went to see the first one on a punt and it was a fantastic surprise.

it was fantastic, so funny with some cracking one liners.

Drax and Rocket steal the show but excellent characters all round.

 

The soundtrack as with the first one is phenomenal

last Star Wars trailer compared to new Star Wars trailer

 

 

les cadbury fingeres

The star wars trailer looked awesome last night on the massive screen in 3D.

just watched the new guardians, really bloody good

Bone tomahawk

 

Fuck me that's no way to go. Good film though

Bone tomahawk

 

Fuck me that's no way to go. Good film though

 

That scene split the critics right down the middle

Split - dull as fook. Certainly not worth the big wank I have been hearing about it.

Split - dull as fook. Certainly not worth the big wank I have been hearing about it.

I quite liked it but still think they could have made more of an effort with other characters

Kajaki - True story about Paras stuck in a minefield in Afghanistan

 

Grim, as you would imagine, but one lad with his leg blown off just sang 'Lancashire is wonderful,...... it's full of tits, fanny and Wanderers......'

Logan - good but not as good as I was hoping

 

Kong Skull Island - ok, pretty much what I was expecting