Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Boss Baby

Lego Batman

Fate of the Furious

Beauty & the Beast

 

All now showing at a home cinema near you, in glorious 1080p

Edited May 19, 20179 yr by Kane57

Boss Baby

Lego Batman

Fate of the Furious

Beauty & the Beast

 

All now showing at a home cinema near you, in glorious 1080p

Excellent! Weekend viewing sorted. Looking forward to Lego Batman.

Excellent! Weekend viewing sorted. Looking forward to Lego Batman.

Me and the Little Un loved Lego Bataman.

 

Quality kids film with more than enough jokes and  references for the grown ups.

Wrong thread

Edited May 19, 20179 yr by birch-chorley

This Conservative manifesto is a bag of shit

 

Absolutely nothing in there

 

At least it's honest I suppose, it's clear they think BREXIT is going to be painful in the coming parliament (5 years) and they want a manifesto that gives them the ability to increase taxes whilst reducing spending to pay for the bumpy ride

 

Still clearly the better of the two evils though vs the Labour spend spend spend manifesto. I'd have personally like to have seen a bit more of a half way house with a guarantee to hold tax and NI for those on PAYE whilst outlining some big capital investment infrastructure spending to help off set some of the shrinking we will see over the next couple of years

was it a good film

This Conservative manifesto is a bag of shit

 

Absolutely nothing in there

 

At least it's honest I suppose, it's clear they think BREXIT is going to be painful in the coming parliament (5 years) and they want a manifesto that gives them the ability to increase taxes whilst reducing spending to pay for the bumpy ride

 

Still clearly the better of the two evils though vs the Labour spend spend spend manifesto. I'd have personally like to have seen a bit more of a half way house with a guarantee to hold tax and NI for those on PAYE whilst outlining some big capital investment infrastructure spending to help off set some of the shrinking we will see over the next couple of years

What did it get on rotten tomatoes? :-)

ha ha

 

Took me a while to work out what your on about there!

T2 Trainspotting 2017 1080p WEB-DL H264 AC3-EVO

Or you could just pay for it

Ghost in the shell

 

Ok but not as good as I was hoping

 

Probably didn't help that there were Korean subttiles but some, seemingly important, dialogue was in Japanese so had no idea what was being said

 

7/10

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Thought it was alright

 

Was never going to be as good as the first but still worth a watch

 

The 1690 club / robbery was the best bit

Alien Covenant.  Not bad but felt like half a film and a bit rushed - sets up the next one.  Looked amazing though

 

Passengers.  Meh, but seeing a bit of Jennifer Lawrence pap is always welcome

Alien Covenant.  Not bad but felt like half a film and a bit rushed - sets up the next one.  Looked amazing though

 

Passengers.  Meh, but seeing a bit of Jennifer Lawrence pap is always welcome

did you ever see them pics of her getting fingerd and naked

 

best little fanny ever

did you ever see them pics of her getting fingerd and naked

 

best little fanny ever

 

I did and would put it on a par with Scarlett Johansson's.  

 

Surprisingly filthy pair of wenches it would seem . . .

 

Anyways, aren't there rules about such things, LW?  I can't post pics for some reason . . .

Edited May 22, 20179 yr by madthatter

Lion - fantastic film, the best I've seen in a while.

 

Hangover 3 - funny in parts but they really shouldn't have bothered with 2 & 3.

not being funny or nowt, but a look on wiki and it sez that that ^kanjki film made 8 grand at the box office.

 

how tf can that work ? theres loads of films similar. even ones they spend 10 million on only make about 250k .

 

how come they dont run out of money?

 

there were one on the other day by david cronenbergs son (was ok), cost 3 mill , made 70 grand.

 

dont get it

Scarlett Johansson in live action remake of Manga Ghost in the Shell.

 

Visually stunning futuristic Tokyo shows how easy CGI has made things since Blade Runner first used the style.

 

The Manga purists probably won't like deviation in plot and style.

 

Looks like Akira is step closer to approval for remake.

Anyone seen a film called get out?

 

Hearing really good things about it

Anyone seen a film called get out?

 

Hearing really good things about it

Seen it but didn't see why it's so highly praised

 

Watch skeleton key instead

Jack reach around 1 - dog shit

Kong skull island - dog wank

Passengers - utter dog wank

 

Other than lion I'm not on a good run at the minute. Help please?!

Edited June 4, 20179 yr by Matt

not being funny or nowt, but a look on wiki and it sez that that ^kanjki film made 8 grand at the box office.

 

how tf can that work ? theres loads of films similar. even ones they spend 10 million on only make about 250k .

 

how come they dont run out of money?

 

there were one on the other day by david cronenbergs son (was ok), cost 3 mill , made 70 grand.

 

dont get it

Eh??

 

Film gets funded by investors and investors don't get any money back.

Scarlett Johansson in live action remake of Manga Ghost in the Shell.

 

Visually stunning futuristic Tokyo shows how easy CGI has made things since Blade Runner first used the style.

 

The Manga purists probably won't like deviation in plot and style.

 

Looks like Akira is step closer to approval for remake.

Can't bring myself to watch it.

 

No issue with the changes in plot more the lack of Japanese folk.

Can't bring myself to watch it.

 

No issue with the changes in plot more the lack of Japanese folk.

 

Turing my TV on late at night as a kid and seeing Akira was one of the most disturbing things that happened to me as a nipper.

 

I do like a bit of Manga though and some of the Gibli studio stuff (if that's not manga?!)

Jack reach around 1 - dog shit

Kong skull island - dog wank

Passengers - utter dog wank

 

Other than lion I'm not on a good run at the minute. Help please?!

I heard Bob Mortimer recommend two films this week. 'A Room for Romeo Brown' and 'Barbara'. I think he's a genius so I'm going to give them a look!

So will I cheers mate ????????