Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

The Kings Speech. Just watched it on C4. Never watched it before because I thought it wouldn't be my sort of thing. What a good film.

Amazing.....Sharknado 5 is currently on SyFy

 

It's got Steve from Beverley Hills 90210 and that bint from American Pie in it

 

Who the fuck makes these things?!

Amazing.....Sharknado 5 is currently on SyFy

 

It's got Steve from Beverley Hills 90210 and that bint from American Pie in it

 

Who the fuck makes these things?!

its their thing , 'mockbusters' .

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

 

the names make me laugh "independents' day" etc...

 

the Golan-Globus of the early 2000s

.. possibly..

its their thing , 'mockbusters' .

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

 

the names make me laugh "independents' day" etc...

 

the Golan-Globus of the early 2000s

.. possibly..

Haha I never knew this was a thing!

 

I watched "Arachnoquake" the other day starring a completely shagged looking Edward Furlong and wondered how they can constantly churn out such shit. Turns out it's intentional!

Anyone like the recent alien movie, some cool parts but found it rather poor, obvious ending too.

Caught up on some filums recently...

 

Creed - shite

Midnight - shite

Arrival - shite

Her - shite

Captain Fantastic - shite

Birdman - pretentious shite

T2 - hmmmm, alreet I suppose...

Thought Creed, Her and Captain Fantastic were all good (all better than T2 imo), agree on Birdman though, wasn't into it at all

Captain Fantastic borrowed heavily from my 'Youri's guide to childrearing' so thumbs down for that alone...perhaps Viggo Mortensen was good and a couple of the kids in it too but the rest was flimsy as fook.

 

Thought Rocky Balboa was better than Creed, but I'll upgrade my rating to 'meh'...

 

Don't rate Scarlett Johansen, she's one of those 'same in everything' actors so it was stacked against 'Her' from the start...

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Blood Father.

 

Alright watch sugar tits.

Caught up on some filums recently...

 

Creed - shite

Midnight - shite

Arrival - shite

Her - shite

Captain Fantastic - shite

Birdman - pretentious shite

T2 - hmmmm, alreet I suppose...

 

Thought it was very good, though confusing, google helped my thoughts after seeing it.

It reminded me of The Martian in ways, loads of explaining of concepts etc. weaved into the story/dialogue to the detriment of the film imo...Aliens were crap an' all - Kang and Khronos.

Moonlight, not Midnight...

 

Surprisingly devoid of bummin' - which may or may not have influenced my shite rating.

 

Nicked the swimming scene lock stock from The Thin Red Line too imo. Oh no, what am I saying my wife'll kill me...

 

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The Great Wall

 

Matthew Damon, what have you done?

watched the new jungle book the other night

watched the new jungle book the other night

Not watched any of the new live action / cgi versions of Disney classics.

The originals are too good to fuck about with and I can't see any benefit from the new versions

watched the new jungle book the other night

Thought it was great, I carried on watching it when the kids had fucked it off.

I was very sceptical about the new jungle book remake, but have to say it was very good

This new darren aronofsky one looks mint

 

Can't look at her the same way since I've accidentally seen her arsehole...

 

I feel like The Wolf of Wall Street's dad during that scene...Like I've missed my time.

Guardians 2 and Baywatch out in 1080p via usual sources if that's your sort of thing

Just watched The Invisible Guest. A Spanish thriller/whodunit. Brilliant, best fillum I've seen in ages. Ace.

I've recorded white god- anyone seen it- is it worth bothering as its Hungarian with English subtitles.

Just watched The Invisible Guest. A Spanish thriller/whodunit. Brilliant, best fillum I've seen in ages. Ace.

Is that the one on Netflix?

Guardians 2 and Baywatch out in 1080p via usual sources if that's your sort of thing

 

Watch Guardians o'Galaxy 2 t'other week.

 

It's ace.  

 

I know it's 'engineered' but they do a top job and the soundtrack is mint

 

Think my Mrs may have a wet spot for the lead . . .

Watch Guardians o'Galaxy 2 t'other week.

 

It's ace.

 

I know it's 'engineered' but they do a top job and the soundtrack is mint

 

Think my Mrs may have a wet spot for the lead . . .

Such a fun film.

 

Batista does a cracking job as Drax.