Traf Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 (edited) You're a cunt, but for none of the things you mentioned. Hope that helps. Edited November 27, 2011 by Traf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Can someone let me know how long we 'own' these objects for? My ex-Doris was nobbing someone who knew me when we were still together. (I didnt know him, well I do now, he works for a supplier of mine). When I say together, we were sharing a house and nowt else. We had got to the point of no return. So do I leather him or do I think 'no, if I was going to get the hump becuase I want her then I should have made more of an effort in the first fucking place' People move on. And what I've realised in my summer of shagging is it is a small world. Theres only so many single people in their 30's and 40' and its obvious people meet people who have mutual aquaintances. etc. I nobbed a lass from the Waterside a bit ago, played rugby with her ex-hubby? Am I a cunt? We're both single and grown up so why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Can someone let me know how long we 'own' these objects for? Smiffs in speaking sense shocker. I do wonder which century we are in at times when I read this forum. If you don't want her, don't get all pissy & territorial because she's not mooning over you at home, wearing her jim jams, watching Sleepless in Seattle and eating family sized Galaxy bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 27, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2011 Smiffs in speaking sense shocker. I do wonder which century we are in at times when I read this forum. If you don't want her, don't get all pissy & territorial because she's not mooning over you at home, wearing her jim jams, watching Sleepless in Seattle and eating family sized Galaxy bars. That's tonight sorted for me. Cheers NB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 bros over hoes ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 never trust a woman abroad, they all fuck about and that is a fact Thats absolute bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Thats absolute bollocks I would normally agree, but when Des came on to me the other week, how could I resist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 me and my mates have got a bit of a game going on at the minute, were all trying to shag our mates ex bird. is 3 out of 8 so far that have succeeded. bit cuntish maybe, but its funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 me and my mates have got a bit of a game going on at the minute, were all trying to shag our mates ex bird. is 3 out of 8 so far that have succeeded. bit cuntish maybe, but its funny as fuck. HBAHT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 HBAHT? C's. She's a solid 6/10 though, pretty little thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 With a clout like a bowl of porridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 you have a very fair point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 me and my mates have got a bit of a game going on at the minute, were all trying to shag our mates ex bird. is 3 out of 8 so far that have succeeded. bit cuntish maybe, but its funny as fuck. If your mate's still keen on her -then i'd say it's a lot cuntish.......if he's not arsed, then fair enough - great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 If your mate's still keen on her -then i'd say it's a lot cuntish.......if he's not arsed, then fair enough - great idea He seems to laugh it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james phillips Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 He seems to laugh it off. He must have given her the Clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 He must have given her the Clap. Haha, now wouldn't that be funny if this was the case. All his mates laughing at him.... yet he's the one who ultimately gave them the clap. Who's laughing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted November 30, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2011 so is there a points sytem like 2 for fingering 10 for shagging or is it shag or bust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 me and my mates have got a bit of a game going on at the minute, were all trying to shag our mates ex bird. is 3 out of 8 so far that have succeeded. bit cuntish maybe, but its funny as fuck. you in the 3 or 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 you in the 3 or 5 he's in the 5: he drew ticket no. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hello, You may refer to me as number 2. Ps. You'd be mental to go bareback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 me and my mates have got a bit of a game going on at the minute, were all trying to shag our mates ex bird. is 3 out of 8 so far that have succeeded. bit cuntish maybe, but its funny as fuck. Does she know of this, is she trying to piss off her ex or is she just a bit of a slag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'm guessing that in X factor style: you're going to get 3 yesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 so is there a points sytem like 2 for fingering 10 for shagging or is it shag or bust? We havent done this to its full potential have we. @No balls- she has no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 We havent done this to its full potential have we. @No balls- she has no clue Yet she's happy to go through his mates? Seems a bit odd that if you don't mind me saying. Now you've had a dabble, do your good deed, take her on one side & have a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Yet she's happy to go through his mates? Seems a bit odd that if you don't mind me saying. Now you've had a dabble, do your good deed, take her on one side & have a word. fuck that make her fuck me as punishment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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