Members DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Today is day 2 of hangover from Saturday night. Yesterday consisted of crawling out of my pit at 1pm to watch the cricket from the settee. I only left the safety of the settee to have three pisses and make one sandwich all day/night yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Today is day 2 of hangover from Saturday night. Yesterday consisted of crawling out of my pit at 1pm to watch the cricket from the settee. I only left the safety of the settee to have three pisses and make one sandwich all day/night yesterday. What kind was the sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 What kind was the sandwich? Cheese with Walkers Ridges cheese and onion crisps on it too. Didn't enjoy it. Bit too cheesy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Cheese with Walkers Ridges cheese and onion crisps on it too. Didn't enjoy it. Bit too cheesy. That's a proper cheese fest. May I recommend ham or maybe chicken next time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 That's a proper cheese fest. May I recommend ham or maybe chicken next time? Noted. I had ham in the fridge too. Hindsight and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Today is day 2 of hangover from Saturday night. Yesterday consisted of crawling out of my pit at 1pm to watch the cricket from the settee. I only left the safety of the settee to have three pisses and make one sandwich all day/night yesterday. I thought you had a bird? Surely, it would have been easier to just summon her to perform the kitchen duties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 I thought you had a bird? Surely, it would have been easier to just summon her to perform the kitchen duties? I do. Selfish bitch wouldn't come round and look after me in my time of need. She's on thin ice ... but I'm letting her cook my tea for me tonight as a way of saying sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 A swift kick to the kidneys is called for, Daz. Put your foot down with a firm hand, as they say. Doesn't she know what a fucking catch you are and how very lucky she is to be with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted August 5, 2013 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 A swift kick to the kidneys is called for, Daz. Put your foot down with a firm hand, as they say. Doesn't she know what a fucking catch you are and how very lucky she is to be with you? I remind her of it all the time pal, if for no other reason than to keep chipping away at her confidence and self-worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) I remind her of it all the time pal, if for no other reason than to keep chipping away at her confidence and self-worth. Quite right, too. Print this off and stick it up in your home: Edited August 5, 2013 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumbo Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I am in this camp today! Boozing at the cricket has hit me for 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I am in this camp today! Boozing at the cricket has hit me for 6 Howzat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Only just coming back round from Saturday. 9am until unknown time in the early hours is not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts Ripped shorts and a sore arse, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh fuck, a Helmand hangover. This is the most hungover I've been in a dry country. I look forward to mid afternoon when temperatures top 50 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I need to sort my life out, I was a disgrace Saturday. Still feeling it. Wounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 In. Dad's homemade wine. Nice but far too powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) I need to sort my life out, I was a disgrace Saturday. Still feeling it. Wounded. Plum coloured chinos??? Edited August 13, 2013 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Still on the couch after a 3 nighter culminating in me washing down 2 E's with a whole bottle of jamesons after a wedding in London Town. Fell unconscious circa 6am Missed my lift home, my second lift home got towed away, missed work! In a bad way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Plum coloured chinos??? Candy stripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Yep, plum chinos, guilty you honour ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 In, and then some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I will be laterer today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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