anewman Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 supposed be good luck standing in it haha Quote
gonzo Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 What puzzles me more is when dog walkers pick the dog turd up in a little plastic bag and then throw that on the floor or even worse hook it on a bush. What was the point in picking it up in the first place you twat. Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I clean up after my dog, it makes my piss boil when others don't.If i see someone not clean up after their dog i usually" have a word" Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) What if the dog's had a curry the night before? What if you let it off the lead and it does it somewhere inaccessible or where you can't find it? Letting it do it on a footpath, where kids may play or where there may be sport played and leaving it is a c*nts trick. But leaving it in the middle of a patch of bracken or sommat, not that bad surely? And before anyone says owt, when was the last time you saw kids playing 'army' or making dens, buzz-off, kick-out ball or hide 'n' seek etc. ? Edited October 27, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
little whitt Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 What puzzles me more is when dog walkers pick the dog turd up in a little plastic bag and then throw that on the floor or even worse hook it on a bush. What was the point in picking it up in the first place you twat. that pisses me off more then leting your dog shit in the street Quote
little whitt Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 What if the dog's had a curry the night before? What if you let it off the lead and it does it somewhere inaccessible or where you can't find it? Letting it do it on a footpath, where kids may play or where there may be sport played and leaving it is a c*nts trick. But leaving it in the middle of a patch of bracken or sommat, not that bad surely? And before anyone says owt, when was the last time you saw kids playing 'army' or making dens, buzz-off, kick-out ball or................. hide 'n' seek etc. ?JIMMYS dressing room Quote
gonzo Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I take my dog on two different tracks,both have waste high overgrown shrubbery and such like on either side... (I have never,ever typed the word shrubbery before)... If he has a shite in there,fair fucks,anyone fucking about in a mound of mud,nettles and grass deserves to stand in dog shit. If on the beach,street,playing fields etc,anyone that doesnt pick their dogs shit up should have their faces smothered in it. Quote
little whitt Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 i walk my dog on the farmers field and he dose is little poos there he knows no were else Quote
DazBob Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 But leaving it in the middle of a patch of bracken or sommat, not that bad surely? Oh but it is. Especially when I'm hunting for porn mags. Quote
Smiffs Posted October 27, 2012 Author Posted October 27, 2012 Just been up Rivvy for a few hours with the kids. Middle aged bloke with 4 dogs...one is lagging behind having an almighty shit. Steamer. In the middle of the fucking bridle way. Walkers kids bikers all sorts up and down there. So I says 'scuse me mate your dogs...' and nods to its direction. Most folk do sommat about it or carry bags and don't mind if you mention it when they're away with the fairies. This cunt shrugs his shoulders. I asks him if he's going to clean it up. He said he would on his way back. Yeah right. Words exchanged but I'll bet my arse it's still there. Fucking arsehole. Quote
Spider Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Just been up Rivvy for a few hours with the kids. Middle aged bloke with 4 dogs...one is lagging behind having an almighty shit. Steamer. In the middle of the fucking bridle way. Walkers kids bikers all sorts up and down there. So I says 'scuse me mate your dogs...' and nods to its direction. Most folk do sommat about it or carry bags and don't mind if you mention it when they're away with the fairies. This cunt shrugs his shoulders. I asks him if he's going to clean it up. He said he would on his way back. Yeah right. Words exchanged but I'll bet my arse it's still there. Fucking arsehole. You should have picked it up on a stick and flung it at him. The cunt. Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Whats the rule if your caught short? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) I think a semi-squat with your back braced against a tree is the correct etiquette, use your socks to wipe your arse afterwards. Not sure of the rules on picking it up, I think you'd select an out of the way place anyway so...I'll consult a copy of Debrett's and get back to you. Edited October 27, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
w/h white Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Whats the rule if your caught short? Curl one out in a crisp packet ! Quote
DazBob Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Whats the rule if your caught short? Do it in your pants and tell everyone on here. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) When Oasis played at the Reebok (I went to watch Johnny Marr and The Happy Mondays) under the fad end of the East Lower, some filthy beast had curled one out into a Budweiser logo paper pint pot (aptly chosen). It was both disgusting and impressive sphincter work, looked like a chocolate Mr. Whippy. Edited October 27, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Big_Sharps Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Main reason I refuse to have a dog, I aint picking up shit after a bloody animal. Quote
little whitt Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Whats the rule if your caught short? ive been caught short a few times when out with dog (indian night before) and been before i went out lets just say i have a few odd gloves Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 ive been caught short a few times when out with dog (indian night before) and been before i went out lets just say i have a few odd gloves brilliant Quote
Spider Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 ive been caught short a few times when out with dog (indian night before) and been before i went out lets just say i have a few odd gloves Quote
Pablo Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Liverpool is dog-shit city, in more ways than 1 !!! Quote
Maggie Tate Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Use biodegradable bags, then in the absence of a bin you can sling it in bushes all you want. Bags hanging from trees are probably errant clods. Should aim better. I just lift our girl up and let her crimp off straight into the bin. Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) Use biodegradable bags, then in the absence of a bin you can sling it in bushes all you want. Bags hanging from trees are probably errant clods. Should aim better. I just lift our girl up and let her crimp off straight into the bin. Your dog must really look forward to havin' a shite - being suspended over a wheelie bin. Edited October 27, 2012 by Burndens Bogs Quote
MickyD Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Some dirty fucker put their dog shit bag in our wheelie bin one day. Bin men had just been. wife went fucking menkul. Quote
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