A DJ Cambell/Kevin Phillips journey man goal poacher please.

 

Anyone else got something on their wish list?

I agree, but some of that must be laid at Chelsea's door, he returned from us a decent striker

He would have been better staying with us for another season or 3.

Rodgers was saying it's his last big move. He's fucking 23!

Its not even a big move, step down big time if you ask me.

id prefer him over the immobiole foul magnet we've got

 

I do believe you have invented a cracking new word immobiole, definition an aging immobile striker who used to play ole football, deserves to be in the Oxford English.

I've seen Hostel. If he's Slovakian, he'll take no prisoners.

Michalik is a Slovak and was a stump for us, Stamford Bridge goal apart.

Michalik is a Slovak and was a stump for us, Stamford Bridge goal apart.

 

What, the man who tamed Bayern Munich?

 

Zoltan Harsanyi was a Slovak too, though he was an ethnic Hungarian.

Looks like craig davies is gunna be a done deal at £300,000

Michalik is a Slovak and was a stump for us, Stamford Bridge goal apart.

 

Gerald Cid was a Frenchman, therefore all Frenchies who've played for us are shit.

Edited January 4, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

 

Michalik is a Slovak and was a stump for us, Stamford Bridge goal apart.

 

He did look like a serial killer though.

 

 

Gerald Cid was a Frenchman, therefore all Frenchies who've played for us are shit.

 

All players called Gerald who ever played for us were shit though.

All players called Gerald who ever played for us were shit though.

 

Wash your fucking mouth out.

 

What I'd give for us to have that Norn Irish fella in our defence right now.

Wash your fucking mouth out.

 

What I'd give for us to have that Norn Irish fella in our defence right now.

 

I'd prefer Gerry back to be honest though.

I'd prefer Gerry back to be honest though.

 

... and Gerry is short for...

Depends which Gerry we're talking about.

Depends which Gerry we're talking about.

 

The Norn Irish one who played at centre half for us.

... and Gerry is short for...

Deary me.

Geraldine

All players called Gerald who ever played for us were shit though.

Well, Voodoo Ray is a classic

The Norn Irish one who played at centre half for us.

 

Which one?

Deary me.

 

I'm being a spaz aren't I?

I'm being a spaz aren't I?

 

 

You are, flower. Not to worry. We don't call you Spaznob for nofink.

Wash your fucking mouth out.

 

What I'd give for us to have that Norn Irish fella in our defence right now.

 

He was a Gerry, not commonly known by the name Gerald. Subtle difference.

Surprised no one has mentioned Gerry McElhinney yet.

Actually, he was a Gerard. As you were.

Signing another Davies?