You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Not even seen her boat race yet, but she does look like a poster on here from behind

 

 

I've seen a picture of her face.

 

A bonny lass, for sure.

Did you saddle up jazza? Or go bareback?

 

She could be pregnant or you could have Romanian clamydhia.

Will you be needing to buy a bigger caravan Jazza ?

Will you be needing to buy a bigger caravan Jazza ?

I don't live in a caravan!!

 

But no... Doubt it

 

Been doing tourist stuff so far today... Warm as fuck here & walked about 7 miles through a botanical park ... I'm sweating like a paedo pushing a pram

 

Plus nobody will let me pay for anything here... They take offence as "I am a guest in their country"

 

Having a great time

Edited July 19, 201312 yr by jazza

I don't live in a caravan!!

 

But no... Doubt it

 

Been doing tourist stuff so far today... Warm as fuck here & walked about 7 miles through a botanical park ... I'm sweating like a paedo pushing a pram

 

Plus nobody will let me pay for anything here... They take offence as "I am a guest in their country"

 

Having a great time

 

You're a guest in ours too, but you can pay for your own fucking drinks

So she gets you leathered for the price of a bag of spuds and you take her round the uk for the price of a 3 berth caravan.

 

Top deal

It's all on a tab in Romania, you'll get a bill delivered to your hotel on the final day

I've seen a picture of her face.

 

A bonny lass, for sure.

Wouldn't know, her face was facing away from the mirrors

Don't think anyone had said 'I hope he gets shafted'

 

Many gave him words of warning and/or advice. Rightly so because there's a high chance of what he's doing becoming sour but when your cock rules your brain anything goes and all reason goes out of the window.

 

He's a fucking drunken mentalist jock but he's our fucking drunken mentalist jock.

 

You're just a limp penis.

Fuckin hell... Get a grip you grumpy bald headed bastard... You've got me welling up here

I don't live in a caravan!!

 

But no... Doubt it

 

Been doing tourist stuff so far today... Warm as fuck here & walked about 7 miles through a botanical park ... I'm sweating like a paedo pushing a pram

 

Plus nobody will let me pay for anything here... They take offence as "I am a guest in their country"

 

Having a great time

So let me get this right, they don't let you pay for anything there but over here they dip your pockets, rob our metal and claim off our benefits system from their Jazza Houses. We really are mugs

Most folk (not you personally BB) who have that viewpoint of 'Romanians' also believe British-born Asians aren't 'British' - it's strange (and contradictory) that...

Edited July 19, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

If this works out like ...what a stag do its gonna be !!

They may try drugging you and stealing your liver

 

On second thoughts.....

They do a needle biopsy and take bloods first, before they top you to perform a liver harvest, depending on what's gone on before, the events leading up to the biopsy/bloodtest - they may let you live if/when you 'fail' the test...HTH?

 

In seriousness, I'm sure it's all above board, they tend not to take victims of any crime on sightseeing tours...

Edited July 19, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

I don't live in a caravan!!

 

But no... Doubt it

 

Been doing tourist stuff so far today... Warm as fuck here & walked about 7 miles through a botanical park ... I'm sweating like a paedo pushing a pram

 

Plus nobody will let me pay for anything here... They take offence as "I am a guest in their country"

 

Having a great time

 

Sounds like last sat'day, have you had a pint of shite lager in a darkened room under a large metal structure?

Sounds like last sat'day, have you had a pint of shite lager in a darkened room under a large metal structure?

I wouldn't have the nerve to call it shite lager... It was cloudy water.

Ok so things appear ok so far.

 

Is this love or are you just going to bum her and get shut before she becomes a nuisance?

if it works out then theres hope for me as I'm no fat bald smelly jock 4 eyed fucker

 

 

 

 

 

  jazza

if it works out then theres hope for me as I'm no fat bald smelly jock 4 eyed fucker

 

 

 

 

jazza

I have sensitivity, reason and a ten inch cock though...

 

(Well 2 out of 3 is ok)

 

Just rated her again, now off out to play "billiards" which I presume is pool

 

I've met a her family now.. And I'm happy enough

 

Might bring her to the Carlisle friendly.. If I can trust you cunts to behave

Edited July 19, 201312 yr by jazza

I have sensitivity, reason and a ten inch cock though...

 

(Well 2 out of 3 is ok)

 

Just rated her again, now off out to play "billiards" which I presume is pool

 

I've met a her family now.. And I'm happy enough

 

Might bring her to the Carlisle friendly.. If I can trust you cunts to behave

good stuff son, still be cautious

Ok.....

 

For undies and those saying I'm bullshitting

 

But this is only pic you get

 

http://m1356.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/jazzmundo17/photo_zps2ff401d5.jpg.html?o=0

 

Ignore the other pic in the album.... That's that Linda from Leven mental case from a while ago.. Can't work out how to delete on my phone but cropped it so she isn't offending your eyes

She's holding a revolver under the pillow

Absolutely tremendous Jazza. You're a hero.

Any news on my benson?

Has she got a big hairy fanny?

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