Breightmet Boy Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 It's the best yank ever, even with the hangover from hell. RUINING last nights undies with Gloy Glue is better than a wage packet by a country mile. Beat that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 You should try it with a real life woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Hungover lazy wanks and sex are cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jazzas_Bird Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 You should try it with a real life woman. you are correct no balls. These man are nasty wanky wankys slobs. they shoudl try SEXY time with lady instead for more fun. It is roung to play withself on sabbath day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Did you even consider not posting this before you did BB? seriously wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Did you even consider not posting this before you did BB? seriously wtf. He's just spreading the love Diddles (literally....all over his bedroom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 He's just spreading the love Diddles (literally....all over his map of Breightmet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 quite funny that for you Diddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 You should try it with a real life woman. What, and have a dribble Lionel Messi would be proud of on the bedspread? Not on your Nellie !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 4, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 4, 2013 How many tugs a day are you down to now Diddles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I once managed 8 in a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) I once managed 8 in a weekend. Fookin' lightweight. I managed that many while watching Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (the film, not the pub). Edited August 4, 2013 by Underpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Playing a dangerous game there - you could be on the point of no return vinegar stroke, and who'd walkabout into the camera path onscreen? That awful aborigine fellow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted August 5, 2013 Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 How many tugs a day are you down to now Diddles? Need to be clearer in your questioning Carlos. Self propelled or cousin assisted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Once got beyond the point of no return watching a thai bird when the knickers came off and u guessed it ...... Felt like I'd been abused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Fookin' lightweight. I managed that many while watching Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (the pub, not the film(barred now)). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You should try it with a real life woman. Do many women still claim they don't do this sort of thing or do they now admit it in this modern more open world ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 going off your earlier post I think you need to further define your audience for that question 'Women' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 :lol:. Was a sickening moment. Reaffirmed any doubts about sexuality (not that I had any !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Fookin' lightweight. I managed that many while watching Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (the film, not the pub). i did twice that many when she was in the shower in americam werewolf in london Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 It's the best yank ever, even with the hangover from hell. RUINING last nights UNDIES with Gloy Glue is better than a wage packet by a country mile. Beat that Only bit I saw in that was ruining Undies, not a thought or vision I really wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do many women still claim they don't do this sort of thing or do they now admit it in this modern more open world ? Younger ones don't, but older ones seem to have a box these days. Still, you can have the best of both worlds of a Sunday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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