Traf Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Excellent Out if interest, where and when was that taken........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 I thought that was decent bait for the animal lovers on here. I'll have to do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 If it said 'free pussy' there'd be a stampede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 If it said 'free pussy' there'd be a stampede Most on here prefer to pay for it, allegedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Diddles quid a go Bacon barms will have a paw hanging from the bread tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 If it said 'free pussy' there'd be a stampede Do you know, I really hate it when it's called that. It's horrid. I prefer the proper sweary words than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 It had to be said in this particular thread. Truthfully I don't think theres an acceptable alternative. Hate T, C, Flower, Mary or any of the ones the savages will come up with. We should campaign for an alternative term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Do you know, I really hate it when it's called that. It's horrid. I prefer the proper sweary words than that! what do you call yours ??? an ex called hers a mini dont know y you could fit a buss up there fluse is a nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 It had to be said in this particular thread. Truthfully I don't think theres an acceptable alternative. Hate T, C, Flower, Mary or any of the ones the savages will come up with. We should campaign for an alternative term. I don't mind mary, but it may well ruin a moment of passion calling it that There's a girl at work calls hers Daisy. She's been told to find an alternative! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Whats wrong with a good old fashioned name "fanny" - that word seems to have gone out of fashion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Quim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Whats wrong with a good old fashioned name "fanny" - that word seems to have gone out of fashion Another good one. Show us yer fanny. That sounds more comedic than mucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Cock pit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) Excellent Out if interest, where and when was that taken........ Outside my house Bastard cats. Edited August 7, 2013 by C86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Clunge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Clunge? Now, you're just being vulgar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 "Beaver" isn't used anywhere near enough either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Minge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 a gent wouldn't comment.............................................but as i'm no gent..........clout,snatch,kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Fadge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 7, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 7, 2013 Surely clopper is acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 true story many moons ago my uncle was fitting new windows at my parents. he put in the glass and started to putty around,then nipped to the van. there was an almighty smash,the window was broke and the putty had vanished. he got some more glass fitted it,put the putty in,went for a brew and the glass smashed again. The putty had vanished again. for a third time,he got some glass,put it in followed by the putty then went for a pee. again,a loud smash of glass and there was no putty agin. he thought i was taking the piss,whereas we thought there was a ghost in the house. so he asked me to go to the glaziers with him and stay with him at all times. we got back,fitted the glass,ran the putty round,then decided to hide behind the sofa to see what happened. bizarrely a big bastard cat appeared from nowhere and ate all the putty. and if you're wondering it was a Putty Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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