Sweep Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 It could also be argued that a £110m loss at one of his companies has significantly lowers his tax outlay. could you explain that using the Twixonomix model please.... Quote
Traf Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Eddie Davis owns ten sweet shops. One of his shops has lent another one 110 Twixes and interest has accrued on the debt. Over the last few years, 60 Twixes have been given back, but Eddie's balance sheet shows the borrowing shop still owes 110 Twixes. Eddie pays VAT on his net sales, but he is deducting the value of 110 Twixes from his sales, artificially lowering his turnover and therefore avoiding tax. The reality is though, that the Twixes don't exist. Quote
Astley White Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Eddie Davis owns ten sweet shops. One of his shops has lent another one 110 Twixes and interest has accrued on the debt. Over the last few years, 60 Twixes have been given back, but Eddie's balance sheet shows the borrowing shop still owes 110 Twixes. Eddie pays VAT on his net sales, but he is deducting the value of 110 Twixes from his sales, artificially lowering his turnover and therefore avoiding tax. The reality is though, that the Twixes don't exist. I understand it much better now..I think. So if the Twixes don't exist...is there actually no debt? Quote
tyldesley_white Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I understand it much better now..I think. So if the Twixes don't exist...is there actually no debt? I believe we have some debt, but I would say most of it is paper debt, Eddie is just using it to move money from point A to Point B, Through Point X,Y and Z, and therefore lowering his tax liability Quote
Traf Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I understand it much better now..I think. So if the Twixes don't exist...is there actually no debt? I believe we have some debt, but I would say most of it is paper debt, Eddie is just using it to move money from point A to Point B, Through Point X,Y and Z, and therefore lowering his tax liability Pretty much. He doesn't live in the IoM and have his businesses registered in Bermuda for fuck all. #taxdodger Quote
Big E Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Pretty much. He doesn't live in the IoM and have his businesses registered in Bermuda for fuck all. #taxdodger Tax efficiency Quote
Big E Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Aye, whatever. Efficiency is key to modern life Quote
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Efficiency is key to modern life Are you sure? http://moralequivalentofwar.wordpress.com/2006/11/22/the-key-to-modern-life-is-strategic-ignorance/ Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 So he's a millionaire but he has to live on a rock in the Irish Sea, formerly a penal colony for 'bumboys', where they still follow the Cyril Smith view of corporal punishment and you take your life in your hands (from death by resin rocket - a superbike not a dildo) crossing the road for a bottle of milk? Brilliant. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Doesn't 'DJ' and serial woman harasser Andy Kershaw live there? Nigel Mansell too? Quote
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Doesn't 'DJ' and serial woman harasser Andy Kershaw live there? Nigel Mansell too? Yes, to both. Clarkson too. Quote
bolton va va Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 & Norman Wisdom. ( till he died, obviously ) Quote
Guest bwfcdan Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) New owners at Palace thinking big. Delusional like, they'd struggle to get above 25,000 most weeks. http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/with-a-catchment-area-of-700000-palace-say-they-are-right-to-think-big-8811236.html Edited September 13, 2013 by bwfcdan Quote
EyesRight Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Our support to population ratio must be one of the best then. Despite being the biggest town in Europe obviously. Quote
Pie Eater Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Our support to population ratio must be one of the best then. Despite being the biggest town in Europe obviously. I think Blackburn might be the best in our league. Average attendance is (or, more likely, was) something like 20% of the population Quote
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 I think Blackburn might be the best in our league. Average attendance is (or, more likely, was) something like 20% of the population or 76% of the non-Asians. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 These tax dodging scumbags ('our' Eddie aside, obviously - he likes horse-drawn trams) who elect to live on the Isle of Man, is it like being 'on tag'? Do they have to be back on the Isle of Man before 10pm every evening? Do they have to report to a Police Station in Douglas during Royal Ascot, Cowes Week and Wimbledon? Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Our support to population ratio must be one of the best then. Despite being the biggest town in Europe obviously. Just think how many we'd get if there weren't so many armchair DMB's, City fans and Scousers in Bolton. Quote
frank_spencer Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Just think how many we'd get if there weren't so many armchair DMB's, City fans and Scousers in Bolton. Not forgetting Megsons Millions who've found new excuses not to go. Quote
Clean Shirt Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 I think Blackburn might be the best in our league. Average attendance is (or, more likely, was) something like 20% of the population Absolutely. They have a local pride that just seems to be absent in Bolton. Very rarely do you see United and Liverpool shirts up round there. Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Absolutely. They have a local pride that just seems to be absent in Bolton. Very rarely do you see United and Liverpool shirts up round there. Is this a joke? Quote
bolton va va Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 I think Blackburn might be the best in our league. Average attendance is (or, more likely, was) something like 20% of the population I think Burnley are supposed to have the highest support to population ratio.....mainly because Burnley itself is quite small. It's bullshit though, because Burnley draw in support from a large number of surrounding small towns where there's very little else to do. (Nelson, Colne, Padiham, Accrington, Bacup, Barnoldswick etc etc etc & at one time even some from Yarkshire, Todmorden etc, giving them a large catchment area. I think Blackburn also get a good number from Darwen & Accy type places. I'd say BWFC's support from within Bolton itself is quite good, but we suffer badly by being surrounded by other teams which gives us a limited catchment area. Unfortunately, recent years have certainly seen an increase in gloryhunting shite in the town. Quote
Guest bwfcdan Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Absolutely. They have a local pride that just seems to be absent in Bolton. Very rarely do you see United and Liverpool shirts up round there. Blackburn? Behave yourself. Quote
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