September 25, 201312 yr On a roll today. Lad at our school came up with the following: 1) Said he was going out with Chun Li from the Streetfighter games 2) Said he had a United season ticket (when they were hard to get), but when someone rang him up at his mum's house at half time claimed the next day that he'd just popped home for a brew 3) Said that he had avoided being run over by a Mini Cooper by jumping over it as it approached 4) Claimed to suffer from delayed reactions to pain, so someone smacked him over the head with a ruler....ten minutes later he let off a massive cry and held his head. Pretty sure they were all lies. NB - if you went to school with Alan Nixon then you cannot use him as an example
September 25, 201312 yr When we moved house and I changed primary schools, I thought I'd make up a lie to try and impress my new would-be friends. I told them I was going on holiday to Australia in the summer. It backfired when I got a lift off one of them and their parents said, "Ooh, we hear you're going to Australia for your holidays. Whereabouts?" I shat myself and said, "Erm, we might not be going now. I think we're going to Minehead instead".
September 25, 201312 yr Not at school but a bloke called Charlie tipped up in my old local many moons ago and over the course of a few years passed on many o story about his former life in Leigh. He was a fast bowler for local cricket team and got scouted by Lancashire but the drug lord he was working for at the time wouldn't let him do it. He served time for ram raiding designer shops. Played rugby for Leigh. Went to the national championship skateboarding as a kid. Was a top amature boxer. Was head doorman at rubins. Was a scratch golfer. He worked on the building of Disneyland Paris. He's still about and lies of calmed down...but the damage had been done in my eyes!
September 25, 201312 yr Some (white) lad from Great Lever claimed his uncle was William 'The Refridgerator' Perry.
September 25, 201312 yr Author Oh and lad my my OP had been to America on holidays and watched Back to the Future 4
September 25, 201312 yr I sold a lad at our primary a pair of those red and green glasses for a quid and told him he would be able to see the world in 3d. Remember him going around the playground claiming it looked like everything was coming towards him. How I laughed as I ate my 10 bags of beef Space Raiders.
September 25, 201312 yr Author I sold a lad at our primary a pair of those red and green glasses for a quid and told him he would be able to see the world in 3d. Remember him going around the playground claiming it looked like everything was coming towards him. How I laughed as I ate my 10 bags of beef Space Raiders. 20p now, them Transformasnacks too in fact, so are Freddos Edited September 25, 201312 yr by Kane57
September 25, 201312 yr 20p now, them Transformasnacks too in fact, so are Freddos I know. And there's less in 'em. Austerity crisps.
September 25, 201312 yr Liar. Little Whitt says they don't make crisps in Austria What about Salt and Viennagar? Edited September 25, 201312 yr by kent_white
September 25, 201312 yr Aren't they all bullshitters and (potential nonces to boot) given that their average age is about 27 in that photo yet they're in school uniform?
September 25, 201312 yr NB - if you went to school with Alan Nixon then you cannot use him as an example I don't think I did
September 25, 201312 yr Language teachers, saying we needed to learn French and German, okay. Daft fuckers didn't realise Xbox games have language selection.
September 25, 201312 yr Language teachers, saying we needed to learn French and German, okay. As opposed to the truthful English, Maths and Science teachers?
September 25, 201312 yr Big E is really good at it, having lived there for a year. I think he's the same age as Diddles, a boy who still lives with his mummy.
September 25, 201312 yr Big E is really good at it, having lived there for a year. I think he's the same age as Diddles, a boy who still lives with his mummy. I reckon Diddles would tear him a new arsehole at FIFA though.
September 25, 201312 yr Isn't Germany considered the business and economic powerhouse of Europe? The company I work for is Swiss and in all meetings English is the only language used. Diddles is right, we don't need to learn foreign languages. If those foreigners are struggling to understand us then you just need to repeat yourself louder and by gesturing/pointing.
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