Liars You Went To School With

[Youri McAnespie]

Maths is handy to be honest, look at this Venn Diagram...

 

 

[Marc505]

Lad I went to school with came back off summer holidays and said he'd been down south and watched a giant air battle between the RAF and Russia but it was being kept on the quiet

 

He was also always a series ahead with X-Files when we all watched that, said in the next series there was an episode where Mulder and Scully just shagged all the way through it. Clearly never occurred!

[Youri McAnespie]

Didn't you see that episode? No, course you couldn't have, you needed a special Satellite DIsh that showed the FOX Channel direct from America, I used my Atari ST to get a screengrab of 'The  X-Files - After Dark' Episode at the time. I've still got it on a Floppy Disc somewhere, aha, here it is, Mulder and Scully shagging.

 

Edited September 25, 2013 by Youri McAnespie

[tomski]

I had a mate called Jet we were both ten and he told me he was shagging a brahma called Sophie. I said 'Aren't you worried you have got her pregnant' he said no because he couldn't produce cum. Stupidly I have believed this for years and only recently questioned it.

[Clean Shirt]

Mate of mine explained the concept of blowjobs to me.

Then proceeded to explain there was a thing called a J-job, in which a man gets a condom surgically attatched to his nob.

Edited June 15, 2016 by Clean Shirt

[scoobydoo]

Isn't Germany considered the business and economic powerhouse of Europe?

I work for a German company and everyone speaks English superbly well

[no balls]

I work for a German company and everyone speaks English superbly well

Which doesn't mean one shouldn't bother to learn it though.

There are a number of subjects I'm sure some people will think are pointless. This isn't aimed at you obviously but those who think that aren't usually high achievers

[Didledee]

Languages should be an option, not mandatory, if I want/need a different language then I'll learn it, not learn it then forget it when I've finished school, I had to do both French and German because I was set 1, I tihnk I've mentioned before that I on purpose got moved down a set, so I didn't need to do German, I know a few things, can count to 100 in both, know how to say please, thankyou's etc, but most of it as been completely forgotten.

 

I'd have preferred to do double Games/P.E or summat cool/interesting like more design tech.

[gonzo]

I work for a German company and everyone speaks English superbly well

It was more the idea of getting kids to learn the language of a country which is epicentre of business across Europe i was getting at.

 

Not wether foreign companies uk based employees speak it or not,that's obvious.

 

The sentiment is right,but we are an ignorant race.

[Traf]

I like that I can speak several languages, as it stops me looking like an ignorant cunt on my travels.

Plus I can understand what the foreigners are calling me.

[Carlos]

Not speaking German doesn't matter in business. However it's a barrier if you want to go work there, and it's a great place to work. I've worked in Munich, Frankfurt, Karlsruhe, Hannover, Dusseldorf, been to Hamburg, Berlin, Cologne, Nuremburg, Munchengladbach etc. with football. Wish I'd done German TBH.

[tomski]

I conversed in Spanish 90% of the time with the locals this year on holiday. I found it very hard at times and resorted to yo besos Ivan campo more than once. It was clear my efforts were appreciated. I mastered los sientos in the end.

Edited September 25, 2013 by tomski

[Guest]

The problem with languages;

 

 

Which one to learn?

[gonzo]

The problem with languages;

 

 

Which one to learn?

Probably best going for Urdu living in Bolton...

[leigh white]

A well known liar told me he'd had a shit on the centre circle at the Reebok, when it had just been laid and fenced off. I can just imagine him climbing over the little fence in the middle of nowhere on Red Moss and having a dump.

[Carlos]

I like that I can speak several languages, as it stops me looking like an ignorant cunt on my travels.

Plus I can understand what the foreigners are calling me.

 

Casse-toi pov'con.

[Big City Girl]

A girl I went to primary school to ld outrageous lies, she'd put Aldridge Prior to shame.  Most notable being she was dying of diabetes, I was only 6 at the time so didn't know any different

[Traf]

Casse-toi pov'con.

 

Merci, Monsieur Sarkozy

[Sweep]

stops me looking like an ignorant cunt.

 

 

...so tempting...must resist from doing the obvious

[gonzo]

A girl I went to primary school to ld outrageous lies, she'd put Aldridge Prior to shame. Most notable being she was dying of diabetes, I was only 6 at the time so didn't know any different

I had a mate who told me he was dying once.

[Sweep]

I had a mate who told me he was dying once.

 

What happened to him?

[no balls]

What happened to him?

Medical phenomenon I bet.

[Carlos]

Lazarus.

[gonzo]

What happened to him?

 

Went on to be a poor Jewish milkman.

[Traf]

Went on to be a roofer.