Im on the table next to allardyce

 

Anyone got any questions that want answering?

Will his next job be in Switzerland?

ask him did he really fuck gartsides wife

Does he even like football

Ask him if he'd ever come back

ask did he nearly get ribery, drogba and eto'o

Ask him would he ever come back?

Would he come back with a new board?

Ask him if he remembers my aunty Beth? ????

dose he have a bank account in is dogs name

Ask him what his favourite biscuit is.

 

 

Also, ask him why he's at the monthly association of rent-boys "get together"

Ask him about Bobby Davro's restraining order

Doeshe have a favourite way to kill a elephant?

Ask why he's a fat smug twat

Ask him how his legal action against "Panorama" is coming along.

give him a pat on the back for this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9k4zvAEFc0

Ask him what he thinks of the fans who purposely forget what he did for us and just slag him off.

Ask him anything you like, he'll only reply with what he wants anyway.

Ask him what he thinks of the fans who purposely forget what he did for us and just slag him off.

 

 

Ask him what he thinks of fans who refuse to go anymore because they got fingered off their uncle.

Ask the thick fat headed cunt why he talks about himself in the third person.

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Ask him what he thinks of fans who slag the fire brigade off but will still call for their help when their laptop sets on fire due to too much sick surfing.

Ask him does he go drinking with Patrick Collins of Daily Mail fame,bet he is his bestest mate.

Ask him if he still drinks Smirnoff Ice like he did when I last bought him a drink (no veil)

 

Oh and ask his advice on moustache care to help my Movember please

ask him why didn't he get the england job ?

Did i dream it or did he allegedly nick some bacon back in the seventies?

Ask if he shares Phil Browns sentiment on Gartside. That'll get his back up.