Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Just seen a bloke with big long ones, does it automatically mean he is some sort of weirdo and more than likely a sex pest? Edited April 4, 2014 by Danny G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Not necessarily, he could just be good at excavating bogeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 4, 2014 Members Share Posted April 4, 2014 Just seen a bloke with big long ones, does automatically mean he is some sort of weirdo and more than likely a sex pest? Yes. All men's nails should be bitten down to the stump. On the other hand, so to speak, no woman should ever bite her nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted April 4, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2014 I bite mine, I should'nt as I always bite them too far and they hurt like fuck for days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 We met a guy in Ibiza with one long fingernail on his little finger, right hand. I'm sure you can imagine why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 We met a guy in Ibiza with one long fingernail on his little finger, right hand. I'm sure you can imagine why. I bite my nails so I glue a yale key to my little finger instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Just seen a bloke with big long ones, does it automatically mean he is some sort of weirdo and more than likely a sex pest? Yes Never trust a man with long fingernails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I bite my nails so I glue a yale key to my little finger instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Men with longer finger nails is a massive no no. I clip mine every 5 days, and bite my toe nails every 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Yes Never trust a man with long fingernails. Pretty sure he was holding an old Spar carrier bag too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 It means they play guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 It means they play guitar. Served my time with a bench hand joiner/cabinet maker. He had long nails for fiddly shit with tiny screws. Having long fingernails also helps when carrying out the trapped raccoon on your mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Served my time with a bench hand joiner/cabinet maker. He had long nails for fiddly shit with tiny screws. Having long fingernails also helps when carrying out the trapped raccoon on your mrs. Im a Man of the world and also read Rogers Profanisaurus, now what the hell is a trapped raccoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 4, 2014 Members Share Posted April 4, 2014 Im a Man of the world and also read Rogers Profanisaurus, now what the hell is a trapped raccoon? I'd guess it's a cunt rat/jam rag that's not too keen on coming out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 4, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2014 It means they play guitar. I play the guitar, and I keep my fingernails short. That's probably why I'm shit at playing the guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flannel Truscott Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Gets on my fuckin tits this. Because so much of the population here are peasants who work in the fields the rest of population go to great lengths to demonstrate that they aren't peasants who work in the fields. Seemingly the easiest/best/most obvious way to demonstrate this is to grow long pinky nails, on that basis that if you were shovelling shit they would get broke so cos yours aren't broke that means you're alreet. It also seems to mean that on the basis that you aren't shovelling shit you are automatically entitled to lounge round like a lazy fucking long pinky growing knobhead. I clip mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Gets on my fuckin tits this. Because so much of the population here are peasants who work in the fields the rest of population go to great lengths to demonstrate that they aren't peasants who work in the fields. Seemingly the easiest/best/most obvious way to demonstrate this is to grow long pinky nails, on that basis that if you were shovelling shit they would get broke so cos yours aren't broke that means you're alreet. It also seems to mean that on the basis that you aren't shovelling shit you are automatically entitled to lounge round like a lazy fucking long pinky growing knobhead. I clip mine. Do you work in a field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 20 years of acrylics as I can't grow them avid I've finally decided to try it again, it's fucking hard work. You blokes have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 20 years of acrylics as I can't grow them avid I've finally decided to try it again, it's fucking hard work. You blokes have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman Try being married to One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Try being married to One Aye, because I bet you're no bother at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 20 years of acrylics as I can't grow them avid I've finally decided to try it again, it's fucking hard work. You blokes have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman I hope you don't leave big scratch marks on LWs back when he RUINS you this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 gip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I hope you don't leave big scratch marks on LWs back when he RUINS you this weekend Hahaha! You could add LW, denzel and LW's wife to the HTown swingers club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Hahaha! You could add LW, denzel and LW's wife to the HTown swingers club! I think they're already paid up members. They use LWs garage as a meeting place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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