To get into Manchester today

 

 

No communication until you get down the slip road

 

Uncaring cunts

A couple of scary aquaplaning moments just before and after Belmont this morning, but the usual 35 mins door to door. Don't miss the A666/M61/M60 battle at all

No trains to Manchester this weekend.

Geet the Metrolink, easy parking in Shatcliffe.

45 mins from Queensferry to Eccles

 

Best part of 1hr 15mins from Eccles to Heywood earlier

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Edited December 10, 201510 yr by superjohnmcginlay

No trains to Manchester this weekend.

Absolute cuntrockets

 

Fucked my plans up no end

Clockwise? Anti-clockwise? Round the M60

 

It's not difficult ffs

 

Outside carriageway clockwise

 

Inside carriageway anti-clockwise

 

Simples 

thanks for your input

 

it would have been more use if you had been able to answer the question i asked, mind

thanks for your input

 

it would have been more use if you had been able to answer the question i asked, mind

I think as gonk mentioned and you were looking down from the sky at the M60 that's how you gauge it. Another way to think it is the counting of junctions for example Ashton (24?) To B town (15) is going backwards anti clockwise etc.

I think he is asking , how do they determine the anti clockwise side of that very circle, when, if you drew a line through it, you can be travelling anti clockwise on either side of that line. Don't think he's struggling with the concept of clockwise and anti clockwise to be honest!

 

I think though, as said before, they( the radio) meant the anti clockwise side of the junction where the queue or whatever was, to differentiate from the other side which also has exit and entry slips.

The side being the side of the central reserve rather than side of the motorway in area

Edited December 11, 201510 yr by fatolive

massive queues on st peters way last night, bolton bound... 

massive queues on st peters way last night, bolton bound...

All our prospective new buyers not realising we've relocated to an out of town retail park.

thanks for your input

 

it would have been more use if you had been able to answer the question i asked, mind

You're really having a spaz moment here aren't you

 

"what makes it the anti clockwise side"

 

It's the only side you cam travel anti clockwise on

 

Ie the inside lane

 

But because you come from Bury in more than one sense your thinking the clock can be upside down

 

Try wearing your watch upside down, if you don't already

You're really having a spaz moment here aren't you

 

 

will i be able to get sky broadband?

 

 

 

seriously, ill try to explain

 

they said

 

 

the anti clockwise side is stopped

 

they meant all 6 lanes on the oldham side of the 60

 

i don't see how that makes any sense as you can go clockwise and anticlockwise at junction 9, 1, 17, wherever

 

can't you?

will i be able to get sky broadband?

 

 

 

seriously, ill try to explain

 

they said

 

 

the anti clockwise side is stopped

 

they meant all 6 lanes on the oldham side of the 60

 

i don't see how that makes any sense as you can go clockwise and anticlockwise at junction 9, 1, 17, wherever

 

can't you?

Who said that the anti-clockwise side is stopped?

 

Because that makes less sense than Cheese.

hurrah

 

the thick bitch on radio manc

 

im just checking she is thick and im not have a STANS SKY moment

hurrah

 

the thick bitch on radio manc

 

im just checking she is thick and im not have a STANS SKY moment

I think we have solved the problem

 

She needs a compass

is this a conversation better face to face?

 

"had the traffic news on and apparently the anti clockwise side was blocked

 

what makes it the anti clockwise side

 

i know i should say im joking but no, im not

 

you can go anti clockwise on both sides"

 

you can't

 

if you get on the M60 at the M61, if you go on the "clockwise side", you're on the outside, you go to bury, and would stay on past oldham, past stockport, then past the exit for the airport, didbusry, then trafford centre etc

 

if you got the "anticlockwise side", you're on the inside, you go past the trafford centre, didsbury, airport, stockport, oldham, bury

 

you can't go anticlockwise on both "sides", or you'll crash into oncoming traffic, on the clockwise side

who cares

 

have we gone bust?

is this a conversation better face to face?

 

"had the traffic news on and apparently the anti clockwise side was blocked

 

what makes it the anti clockwise side

 

i know i should say im joking but no, im not

 

you can go anti clockwise on both sides"

 

you can't

 

if you get on the M60 at the M61, if you go on the "clockwise side", you're on the outside, you go to bury, and would stay on past oldham, past stockport, then past the exit for the airport, didbusry, then trafford centre etc

 

if you got the "anticlockwise side", you're on the inside, you go past the trafford centre, didsbury, airport, stockport, oldham, bury

 

you can't go anticlockwise on both "sides", or you'll crash into oncoming traffic, on the clockwise side

Simples.

reminds me of that Millwall fan trying to buy a ticket for his own seat and couldn't work out why it was already sold, to himself

This is hilarious. I'd always thought Casino was reasonably clever.

He's a clockwise orange.

This is hilarious. I'd always thought Casino was reasonably clever.

idiot

This is hilarious. I'd always thought Casino was reasonably clever.

He only just scraped his Twixanomics degree.

60 was blocked both ways tonight, so took the trafford centre way on

 

only an hour so a relative result

 

 

had the traffic news on and apparently the anti clockwise side was blocked

 

what makes it the anti clockwise side

 

Well it makes no sense

 

"60 was blocked both ways tonight"

 

 "apparently the anti clockwise side was blocked"

 

So what was blocked? Both sides or just the anticlockwise side?

 

Was the anti-clockwise side blocked and the clockwise just slow with people looking or what?

 

If it was anticlockwise it was the direction from Denton to Middleton so............ah fuck it, I've just bored the arse off myself