Another Malaysian Airlines flight!

 

Looks to have been shot down.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10974050/Malaysian-plane-crashes-on-Ukraine-Russia-border-live.html

powerwank whilst upside down

But that would leave 7 minutes spare?

 

You'd have to thumb your prostrate to slow you down.

But that would leave 7 minutes spare?

 

You'd have to thumb your prostrate to slow you down.

 

I thought that was a given

Fell for 8 minutes, that's a long time to know you're fucked.

 

What would you do or be trying to do for one last time?

I would order something from the booze trolley and ask if i could pay them in 10 minutes. That'd teach em.

Fell for 8 minutes, that's a long time to know you're fucked.

 

What would you do or be trying to do for one last time?

Wait for us to concede in 8+4 minutes

Fell for 8 minutes, that's a long time to know you're fucked.

 

What would you do 

 

I'll tell you what, I would be glad that I always take my Fistmaster 5000 in hand luggage, so I could have one last go on it. Sadly I'm not sure I'd have time to fit the cum collection tray and the ostrich skin sheath, but I suppose that's only a minor issue

Bloke on the radio said the drop wasn't unusual, he reckons there was a problem and as they tried to resolve it, a mountain jumped out. Not sure how this is even possible like.

Bit that got me was them saying that the kid's school trip that the group were on was oversubscribed and 40 odd went into a ballot for it, for the 16 (or whatever it was) places. How the fuck must those who "lost" feel ??? Relieved but....

Bloke on the radio said the drop wasn't unusual, he reckons there was a problem and as they tried to resolve it, a mountain jumped out. Not sure how this is even possible like.

 

Few holes in that, if they were trying to resolve an issue then they would have informed ATC of change of altitude and the issue given the relatively slow emergency descent. if it were decompression then they would have dropped it much quicker. Strange one this.

Hears on the radio on the drive home they've got some voice recordings from the cockpit just before it crashed, but they'll need to spend some time analysing it.

 

I reckon it goes something like, " Ssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt."

All joking aside

 

There's something on those voice recordings they don't want the public to know.

 

It's simple - if the cockpit window has gone and they've decompressed they'd know already.

 

If the pilot has just flown the poor bastards into the ground, they won't say straight away.

 

Not one for conspiracies, but this is extremely odd.

All joking aside

 

There's something on those voice recordings they don't want the public to know.

 

It's simple - if the cockpit window has gone and they've decompressed they'd know already.

 

If the pilot has just flown the poor bastards into the ground, they won't say straight away.

 

Not one for conspiracies, but this is extremely odd.

 

Yeah, because they  usually release air disaster cockpit recordings to the public within a few hours of obtaining them...

Edited March 25, 201511 yr by Redmond

Yeah, because they  usually release air disaster cockpit recordings to the public within a few hours of obtaining them...

No, but on many occasions they relay the gist of what was going on.

New York Tomes are reporting that one of the pilots left cockpit and was locked out

 

 

PARIS — As officials struggled Wednesday to explain why a jet with 150 people on board crashed amid a relatively clear sky, an investigator said evidence from a cockpit voice recorder indicated one pilot left the cockpit before the plane’s descent and was unable to get back in.

 

http://t.co/ZaIz1o0vbs

Edited March 26, 201511 yr by superjohnmcginlay

That's all well and good SJM

 

But where is the link with this and the death of princess Diana?

That's really shocking, you can't imagine how horrific those 8/18 minutes would have been as a passenger aware of the situation or pilot trying to break the door down.

Planned have lockable doors where they used to have a curtain because of the threat of terrorism from passengers. Short of going back to curtains, how do you deal with a terrorist* flying the plane waiting for the other pilot nipping for a piss?

 

*By terrorist I'm not apportioning blame to al qaida or Isis, but using a generic term for someone spreading terror

I'd look for the biggest pair of tits and have one last go

 

Deliberate crash by the co-pilot

 

Very grim indeed

Muslim

Scary

Pilot has been named as one Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, the co-pilot as one Jean-Jaques Goldman, make of this what you will...

 

The reports that the last recording of Black Box was ''A****u A***r!" have gone uncorroborated, so far.

 

Ths real and uncensored news is available in the right places if you know where to look.

Oh aye, if I owned a second home in a French ski resort I wouldn't be making such glib posts.

Fucking Hell, that's really grim if it was a deliberate act to crash the plane - would have been even worse if he had stacked it into a populated area

It's saying he deliberately locked the co-pilot out.

Horrible stuff