April 1, 201511 yr I'd be too busy evacuating my bowels to leave anyone a message telling them where the inheritance was stored. I'd be too busy evacuating the drinks trolley. "Th'East Midlands Whites are about to die and are drinking heavily"
April 1, 201511 yr I'd be too busy evacuating my bowels to leave anyone a message telling them where the inheritance was stored. To stick the phone up, right?
April 1, 201511 yr Just watched the C4 documentary on last weeks crash. Lufthansa are gonna be paying out big time as its come out he told them of his depression issues upon resuming his flight training.
April 1, 201511 yr I'm not sure how it's going to pan out but the fact he's hidden his issues more recently by hiding on the day sick notes means I doubt it will be as bad as letting a known basket case fly the plane. Anyway, so long as it isn't Allianz... http://www.skynews.com.au/business/business/world/2014/12/30/allianz-lead-re-insurer-of-airasia.html
April 1, 201511 yr I'm not sure how it's going to pan out but the fact he's hidden his issues more recently by hiding on the day sick notes means I doubt it will be as bad as letting a known basket case fly the plane. Anyway, so long as it isn't Allianz... http://www.skynews.com.au/business/business/world/2014/12/30/allianz-lead-re-insurer-of-airasia.html I think it is Allianz. Edit: It is, and they have set aside 300M Euro already. Edited April 1, 201511 yr by MalcolmW
April 2, 201511 yr The plane that crashed in the Hudson river.. Quite a few left messages on that one as they had just under four minutes from the point they realised.. Airwings had eight.. Horrible to think that you had that long knowing you were going to die..
May 10, 201511 yr Tragic news about the A400M today. Hope it is nothing too serious as it could destroy the UK aviation manufacturing industry
May 10, 201511 yr The plane that crashed in the Hudson river.. Quite a few left messages on that one as they had just under four minutes from the point they realised.. Airwings had eight.. Horrible to think that you had that long knowing you were going to die.. Did they know though? If they did I reckon a few blokes would have managed somehow to smash that door open in 4 or 5 minutes.
May 10, 201511 yr Author Did they know though? If they did I reckon a few blokes would have managed somehow to smash that door open in 4 or 5 minutes. Kevlar armoured doors, not a chance of getting in there in 8 minutes.
May 11, 201511 yr Did they know though? If they did I reckon a few blokes would have managed somehow to smash that door open in 4 or 5 minutes. Apparently they'd have stood a better chance if they'd smashed open a window, shimmied around and gone into the cockpit through the windscreen! That's what Bruce Willis would've done.
May 11, 201511 yr or, as the nose was obviously pointed towards the ground, get everybody else on board to run to the back of the plane to make it tilt back up, whilst doing this a Bruce Willis type character could have lifted up one of the carpet tiles and crawled throiugh the floor space into the cock pit, over powered the pilot and brought the plane to a nice safe landing in a field.
May 11, 201511 yr As they probably knew sommat, find his family and do sommat bad and unusually cruel to them, or send them back in time - to Nazi Austria where they belong... (I may have already wrote something along these lines already in this thread).
May 11, 201511 yr Kevlar armoured doors, not a chance of getting in there in 8 minutes. but what if BA FACE MURDOCK HANNIBAL was on the plan
May 11, 201511 yr but what if BA FACE MURDOCK HANNIBAL was on the plan BA would be no use, he'd be out cold after drinking some spiked milk.
May 11, 201511 yr BA would be no use, he'd be out cold after drinking some spiked milk.He ain't gettin on no plane foo!
May 11, 201511 yr but what if BA FACE MURDOCK HANNIBAL was on the plan Love it when a plane comes together
May 11, 201511 yr Hannibal's untreated mental illness a damning indictment on US style private healthcare.
May 12, 201511 yr Hannibal's untreated mental illness a damning indictment on US style private healthcare. You can add Forest Gump, Mork and George W Bush to that list.
May 12, 201511 yr I know these incidents are few and far between, but I think it would be an idea to pump sleeping gas in the cabin in situations like this.
May 12, 201511 yr I know these incidents are few and far between, but I think it would be an idea to pump sleeping gas in the cabin in situations like this. or just open door and get out
May 12, 201511 yr or just open door and get out If you managed to open a cabin door in flight, you wouldn't just be getting out, you and anyone not strapped in would be sucked out! It would also induce hypoxia on everyone without oxygen, so youd probably be doing them a favour.
May 12, 201511 yr If you managed to open a cabin door in flight, you wouldn't just be getting out, you and anyone not strapped in would be sucked out! It would also induce hypoxia on everyone without oxygen, so youd probably be doing them a favour. Only if you're First Class. A parting hand-job maybe in economy.
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