May 9, 20188 yr Clarkson is posh Yorkie - he went to Repton. Not Nouveau-riche either, an ancestor invented the Kilner Jar, which made some money. He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)...
May 9, 20188 yr Absolutely, part one is the early years. That was grim. Will try watch Part 2 tomorrow.
May 9, 20188 yr He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)... They seem to have scoured the country looking for idiots Edited May 9, 20188 yr by boltondiver
May 10, 20188 yr Riot Girls, right now on Ch4+1 is a spoof reality show with models convincing general public ludicrous things to do with female genitalia, etc. Pissing my sides.
May 11, 20188 yr He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)... You tell him pal. You have a far bigger audience than him - about 200 of us on WWays. He can keep his fucking Aston Martin too. Your Trabant has far more ghetto chic.
May 11, 20188 yr Riot Girls, right now on Ch4+1 is a spoof reality show with models convincing general public ludicrous things to do with female genitalia, etc. Pissing my sides. Really? I didn't find it funny at all. Had to stick the news on.
May 11, 20188 yr Really? I didn't find it funny at all. Had to stick the news on. Must admit, I turned it off after about 5 minutes, and went to bed. I just didn't get it really
May 11, 20188 yr Clarkson Just looked a cock watched the first one thought he came across as a right cunt no charisma at all
May 11, 20188 yr watched the first one thought he came across as a right cunt no charisma at all This was next level. Guy gets a question for 32k but he's already used the "ask the host" lifeline. Clarkson says 'I know this' He answers it and Clarkson says 'I'm not even looking at the screen. That's the right answer'. It wasn't. Bloke went home with a grand.
May 12, 20188 yr You tell him pal. You have a far bigger audience than him - about 200 of us on WWays. He can keep his fucking Aston Martin too. Your Trabant has far more ghetto chic. He has an Aston Martin to compensate for his trump-esque small nob... I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. In short Clarkson is an obvious cunt.
May 12, 20188 yr He has an Aston Martin to compensate for his trump-esque small nob... I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. In short Clarkson is an obvious cunt. Sure I recall a 'story' suggesting Clarkson had a massive member . . . stay classy British press
May 12, 20188 yr Caught up on coronation street last night, party animal that I am Superb effort from all concerned
May 12, 20188 yr I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. I've just had a quick look. Apparently there are 8 million Amazon Prime subscribers in the UK, and over 100 million globally. The UK number really surprised me
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