Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 Clarkson is posh Yorkie - he went to Repton. Not Nouveau-riche either, an ancestor invented the Kilner Jar, which made some money. He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)... Quote
Smiley Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 Absolutely, part one is the early years. That was grim. Will try watch Part 2 tomorrow. Quote
barryk32 Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 Does anyone watch Lethal Weapon? I wasnt expecting that!!! Quote
Matt Lofthouse Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 Westworld - anyone a fucking clue what’s going on? Quote
Guest Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)... They seem to have scoured the country looking for idiots Edited May 9, 2018 by boltondiver Quote
MickyD Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Riot Girls, right now on Ch4+1 is a spoof reality show with models convincing general public ludicrous things to do with female genitalia, etc. Pissing my sides. Quote
bolty58 Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 He might have gone to some nobby school but he's only one generation from scum. His parents were tinkers, they ran a Waltzer, came into some money counterfeiting Paddington Bears before copywrite law was king. If it wasn't for Michael Bond, Clarkson would be scratting around for scrap and getting twatted in one-sided bare-knuckle 'straighteners' (for he would still be an egregious cockend)... You tell him pal. You have a far bigger audience than him - about 200 of us on WWays. He can keep his fucking Aston Martin too. Your Trabant has far more ghetto chic. Quote
kent_white Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 Now you are just being very silly. It was an obscure Stuart Lee/Top Gear reference Quote
Boothy Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 Riot Girls, right now on Ch4+1 is a spoof reality show with models convincing general public ludicrous things to do with female genitalia, etc. Pissing my sides. Really? I didn't find it funny at all. Had to stick the news on. Quote
Sweep Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 Really? I didn't find it funny at all. Had to stick the news on. Must admit, I turned it off after about 5 minutes, and went to bed. I just didn't get it really Quote
Zico Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 Clarkson Just looked a cock watched the first one thought he came across as a right cunt no charisma at all Quote
stevieb Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 watched the first one thought he came across as a right cunt no charisma at all This was next level. Guy gets a question for 32k but he's already used the "ask the host" lifeline. Clarkson says 'I know this' He answers it and Clarkson says 'I'm not even looking at the screen. That's the right answer'. It wasn't. Bloke went home with a grand. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 You tell him pal. You have a far bigger audience than him - about 200 of us on WWays. He can keep his fucking Aston Martin too. Your Trabant has far more ghetto chic. He has an Aston Martin to compensate for his trump-esque small nob... I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. In short Clarkson is an obvious cunt. Quote
madthatter Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 He has an Aston Martin to compensate for his trump-esque small nob... I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. In short Clarkson is an obvious cunt. Sure I recall a 'story' suggesting Clarkson had a massive member . . . stay classy British press Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 Yes, there was such a story published, in Clarkson's tu'penny ha'penny Sun column. Quote
Casino Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 Caught up on coronation street last night, party animal that I am Superb effort from all concerned Quote
Sweep Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 I think there's probably more Wandererswayers than Amazon Prime subscribers an' all - and that Grand Tour thing is shite too. I've just had a quick look. Apparently there are 8 million Amazon Prime subscribers in the UK, and over 100 million globally. The UK number really surprised me Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 Anyhow there are eight million and four Wandererswayers. Quote
barryk32 Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 I'm on Amazon prime. Do it for the music on Alexa really. Quote
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