Bustard Dogs

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Bloody things ate a full Yorkshire brack.

 

Full of raisins etc.

All day in the vets; injections to make them sick, then on drips for several hours.

£309 for treatment. One expensive cake.

[Alf Hartigan]

not heard of that particular breed before.

 

hope they get well soon though.

[RoadRunnerFan]

Mixing the counties mate, always ends in tears. ????

 

Hope they get well soon.

[glennboltw]

Had one of my mine put down on Tuesday, horrible experience and £177 lighter as the Mrs wants the ashes.

Edited February 8, 2018 by glennboltw

[Matt Lofthouse]

Sorry to hear Glenn dreading it with mine.

 

My cocker spaniel ate a shitty nappy last week the stupid fucker.

[Youri McAnespie]

Having Googled it, what's up with dogs sharing one (the cake)?

 

I knew a Yorkie that ate an eighth once, well, a teenth...the other half was retrieved before it was all chewed and swallowed.

 

Didn't do it any harm, apart from loss of the use of its back legs for about twelve hours and actions that suggested it was tripping its tits off.

 

Ask FRANK had just started and they were fucking useless for advice, my mate said.

Edited February 8, 2018 by Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

Dunno if it was called Ask FRANK then, having looked it up...

 

Whatever went before it, National Drugs Helpline? Anyway they were shite.

 

Said my mate.

Edited February 8, 2018 by Youri McAnespie

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Nowt wrong with em.

Probably only one ate the stuff and he'd wazzed it back up in a couple of hours. The rest was precautionary.

The twats

[deane koontz]

Sorry to hear Glenn dreading it with mine.

 

My cocker spaniel ate a shitty nappy last week the stupid fucker.

 

Haha

[Guest]

How much is a lead pill?

[desert]

Having Googled it, what's up with dogs sharing one (the cake)?

 

I knew a Yorkie that ate an eighth once, well, a teenth...the other half was retrieved before it was all chewed and swallowed.

 

Didn't do it any harm, apart from loss of the use of its back legs for about twelve hours and actions that suggested it was tripping its tits off.

 

Ask FRANK had just started and they were fucking useless for advice, my mate said.

 

Raisins are highly toxic for dogs.

 

my dog ate a load of immodium pills cost us nearly £800 to get her right again.

[Casino]

Aren't grapes a no no too?

 

Dad's dog used to scoff salted peanuts

 

Didn't do it any harm but they came out looking like they went in, if a little darker

[Theboybell]

Dog ate slug pellets once a full week in vets who said prepare for the worst but pulled through. Cant remember the amount it cost but no insurance and wasn't cheap.

[White on Tyne]

We looked after my parents' dalmation once and they left instructions that she only needed a couple of handfuls of dry biscuits once a day.  So my son, who was about 5 at the time (later confessed) he'd fed it a full massive bowl of these biscuits, two packets of love hearts and a litre of cranberry juice all mixed in. Of course the dog ate it, no complaints.

 

She swelled up like a beach ball and ended up, after an evening of creaking noises leaving two huge vertical turds, that resembled a Viking's helmet, in the spare room overnight. it took her a couple of days of sharting to get rid of the rest.

[desert]

looked after the in-laws dogs once and somebody had told the mother in-law that if you feed a dog pineapple it won't eat its own shit, what they didn't tell her that you're only supposed to give them a tiny bit, 

she gave it a full tin. needless to say that when i went to collect the dogs the conservatory looked like a shitty Jackson Pollock. i have never seen so much poo in my life. 

[DirtySanchez]

Had one that managed to get its paws on a chorizo sausage

 

Took it out later for a walk and what came out could only be described as rusty water

 

And it kept trying to wipe it's arse on any grass available

 

Had to go back with a kettle of hot water later to wash the remains away

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Aren't grapes a no no too?

 

Dad's dog used to scoff salted peanuts

 

Didn't do it any harm but they came out looking like they went in, if a little darker

Sultanas and raisins are grapes. Vet was saying some dogs can be fucked over by just a couple. Others can eat a packet and be unaffected

[frank_spencer]

My mam and dad's dog when just past puppy stage managed to eat my dad's black sports sock, he swallowed it whole.

I only found out when he tried shitting it out when we were on his walk and i had to pull it out of his clackervalve like it was some sort of disturbing sock dispenser.

[Matt Lofthouse]

My unattended boxer dog as a pup ate a large section of the mother-in-laws new leather settee, trying to get to a chew jammed down the side. I had to leave the room to piss my sides laughing when I went to pick her up. She’s always been my favourite dog.

[Guest]

 She’s always been my favourite dog.

 

 

The pup or your MIL?

[Matt Lofthouse]

Pup, definitely not both.

[White on Tyne]

My unattended boxer dog as a pup ate a large section of the mother-in-laws new leather settee, trying to get to a chew jammed down the side. I had to leave the room to piss my sides laughing when I went to pick her up. She’s always been my favourite dog.

Did it resemble Diane Abbot’s flange by the time she’d finished?

[Matt Lofthouse]

Did it resemble Diane Abbot’s flange by the time she’d finished?

Utterly vile