Youri McAnespie Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 The Rise (decline) of Women. Then Now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 27, 2019 Members Share Posted November 27, 2019 Youri that’s the kid from Diversity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Well he/she's gone to seed an' all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Youri that’s the kid from Diversity How does she do all those flips and spins whilst holding that Hoover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2019 Anyway Has Judge Fudge still not made an appearance? Will he turn up on a true crime podcast in a year or 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I'm going to use a phrase all larger girls must love and find confidence boosting... She's got quite a pretty face (diversity kid) - she'd be alreet if she lost about five stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Is this a sarcastic response to Bolty’s awful gag? If not, I’m not sure jokes (or 2019) are your forte. The high moral pedestal is truly one grey, boring humourless world. Kinell, up your dose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 9 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: The high moral pedestal is truly one grey, boring humourless world. Kinell, up your dose. Mate, I’m afraid you’re just not funny. Stick to bigotry, you’ve got a good line in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I laughed at all the jokes you won’t be surprised to hear. but true to form you wade in crawley with more patronsing shit. Sorry to disappoint you but you are no better than anyone on here that’s a fact. So please stop trying to take the moral high ground, pretend your so much better than the rest of us and fuck off with the Patronising bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I think my wife is having an affair with my best mate... He's been really miserable lately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 54 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I laughed at all the jokes you won’t be surprised to hear. but true to form you wade in crawley with more patronsing shit. Sorry to disappoint you but you are no better than anyone on here that’s a fact. So please stop trying to take the moral high ground, pretend your so much better than the rest of us and fuck off with the Patronising bollocks. He's blocked, but I can guess Must be lonely on that pedestal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Dr Faustus said: He's blocked, but I can guess Must be lonely on that pedestal Just seems to believe he’s better than all the rest of us. Worst kind of person that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 My wife's cooking is that bad that we pray after we've eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: Mate, I’m afraid you’re just not funny. Stick to bigotry, you’ve got a good line in that. If you're funny I'm glad I'm bigoted. Dense fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: If you're funny I'm glad I'm bigoted. Dense fucker. Nah. I’m really not. You’re a bit of a bore though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 28, 2019 Members Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Nah. I’m really not. You’re a bit of a bore though. Black, pot, kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Opinions my friend, these are fucking awful jokes. Seems a pity that folk like Escobarp and friends find so much traction on here in their own little world, the irony that they call anyone else patronising. I’m not, I just don’t agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) Has a wee chip on his scrawny shoulder about me it appears does Howard. Bless he’s even crediting me for the jokes of which none I’ve told . Bit bizarre this kent you need to have a word with your pal Edited November 28, 2019 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 29, 2019 Members Share Posted November 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Opinions my friend, these are fucking awful jokes. Seems a pity that folk like Escobarp and friends find so much traction on here in their own little world, the irony that they call anyone else patronising. I’m not, I just don’t agree. As this seems to be your latest crusade, I am going to search for all the jokes I can find which could be construed as 'denigrating' women rather than just funny and start posting them just for you matey. One of us will get a laugh out of this - maybe both? Even beardy weirdys need to laugh now and again. Good for the soul tha knows. Your starter for ten: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It can be difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. Why did God invent alcohol? So fat women could get laid too. How do you get three little old ladies to shout out the 'F' word? Get a fourth one to shout 'Bingo!'. Why did God create women? Because dogs can't get beer out of the fridge. What's the difference between a Wigan woman and a walrus? One's got a moustache and stinks of fish, the other lives in the sea. What have women and condoms got in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. No offence intended of course and I cannot claim to be the author of a single one of these. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 29, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2019 On 27/11/2019 at 22:03, Not in Crawley said: Nah. I’m really not. You’re a bit of a bore though. So much so that you wish to jump on almost anything I post, irrespective of its triviality. No one says you have to laugh at a throwaway quip, but it doesn't mean it necessitates some self righteous crusade. I reckon you are bored, a bit of a wum with nothing better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 40 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: So much so that you wish to jump on almost anything I post, irrespective of its triviality. No one says you have to laugh at a throwaway quip, but it doesn't mean it necessitates some self righteous crusade. I reckon you are bored, a bit of a wum with nothing better to do. I think you are being too kind R to him. He is a self righteous twat. No one asks anyone to read Anything on here. If you don’t like it don’t read it. But don’t go on a moral crusade about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 16 hours ago, Escobarp said: kent you need to have a word with your pal I've been having a word since I was 13 - it's never worked and I doubt it's going to start now Crawley - TMGJ is a really friendly bloke. I reckon you've got the wrong end of the stick with him. Message boards don't help of course as they tend to polarise everybody. Still think the majority of us would get along if we ever met up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, kent_white said: I've been having a word since I was 13 - it's never worked and I doubt it's going to start now Crawley - TMGJ is a really friendly bloke. I reckon you've got the wrong end of the stick with him. Message boards don't help of course as they tend to polarise everybody. Still think the majority of us would get along if we ever met up. Shut up you cunt ☺ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 47 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: Shut up you cunt ☺ I meant to say "the majority of us except Dr Faustus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, kent_white said: I meant to say "the majority of us except Dr Faustus" That's better 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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