Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2020/03/coronavirus-half-of-dutch-intensive-care-patients-are-under-50/

shit

Thornberry using parliament to repeatedly have a pop at Trumps handling of the corona virus what a worthless turd she is. 

Just strolled into Horwich, bought some fresh meat from Greeleys, loads of fresh veg from the greengrocers, few beers from the co-op and it took about 10 minutes. The lady in the fruit n veg shop was grinning from ear to ear as she's never been busier.

Milk was on the doorstep this morning.

Go local, it's ace.

17 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Had a key handed to me off one of the bar staff today in the Ale House to get in the back door when the pub shuts this weekend.😊

as an over 70, you'll be on lockdown anyway 😀

18 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Had a key handed to me off one of the bar staff today in the Ale House to get in the back door when the pub shuts this weekend.😊

Favvers a virus has struck at the best of times in that place.

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Just strolled into Horwich, bought some fresh meat from Greeleys, loads of fresh veg from the greengrocers, few beers from the co-op and it took about 10 minutes. The lady in the fruit n veg shop was grinning from ear to ear as she's never been busier.

Milk was on the doorstep this morning.

Go local, it's ace.

There's going to be some winners out of this and deservedly so, they've had it tough for too long. Hopefully people will see the benefit of keeping cash local. Use them or lose them

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Just strolled into Horwich, bought some fresh meat from Greeleys, loads of fresh veg from the greengrocers, few beers from the co-op and it took about 10 minutes. The lady in the fruit n veg shop was grinning from ear to ear as she's never been busier.

Milk was on the doorstep this morning.

Go local, it's ace.

Been trying for years. Not easy at times, but don't get supermarket meat, veg from farm shop whenever possible.

Chucks from a house up towards Ainsworth; though they have a lot fewer in winter, as they aren't as productive.

11 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2020/03/coronavirus-half-of-dutch-intensive-care-patients-are-under-50/

shit

But very few patients in total.

Perhaps cannabis cake doesn't mix well with the virus.

41 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I have a decent air rifle if anyone needs to start eating squirrels or pigeons.

I've got an air rifle, but won't be needing it, my dog caught a female duck in the garden on Sunday the little shit. 

I buy my meat and veg from local butcher, the meat is so much better than supermarket meat it’s unbelievable. 

1 minute ago, Blondi said:

I've got an air rifle, but won't be needing it, my dog caught a female duck in the garden on Sunday the little shit. 

How did you know it was female? No duck dick.

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

So same aim, different current strategy.

"Heavily reducing"?

I'm not sure that is the case with kids still at school and many activities "advisory" for the well/young population.

We'll see if this works. Like a concertina, I guess.

 

 

Yep, same aim - its all we can do. Different strategy.

The paper talked about closures of schools, colleges etc so I'd be expecting those to follow fairly soon. it talked about protecting people in NHS so again perhaps schools open with small staff just for NHS workers to keep those on frontline.

I expect public organisations etc to be closing down fairly soon. In terms of measures we're moving now over the next few weeks towards Italy, Ireland, Spain and France. Our plans are basically (with the odd tweak here and there) theirs. 

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1 minute ago, Blondi said:

I've got an air rifle, but won't be needing it, my dog caught a female duck in the garden on Sunday the little shit. 

😀 Good effort!

Mine keep trying at the local lodges but never get too close.

Nearly had a squirrel though.

2 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I buy my meat and veg from local butcher, the meat is so much better than supermarket meat it’s unbelievable. 

I'm going to nurse my veg extra carefully this season. Slugs beware.

12 minutes ago, Spider said:

How did you know it was female? No duck dick.

Females are brown, we have a pond at the back of us, we get loads of them and even more squirrels which are a pain.

Anyway

I've decided that this will all be done and dusted inside 5 weeks.

I'm already planning a party.

19 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

But very few patients in total.

Perhaps cannabis cake doesn't mix well with the virus.

they all caught it at a festival apparently

27 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

But very few patients in total.

Perhaps cannabis cake doesn't mix well with the virus.

LIES!

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

Anyway

I've decided that this will all be done and dusted inside 5 weeks.

I'm already planning a party.

Lemon?

The under-50 Netherlands cases are infected with a mutation of Corona, provisionally named 'Dos Equis'...

Looking into getting some weaponry mesen...realistic cO2 airguns, maybe an AR-15 with a Beretta 92fs sidearm and some darts to poison tip with Vape Juice.

Might invest in a Rambo knife and a black widow with a big bag of marbles too.

16 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

George & Giro 😁

George and Dragon in Leigh! Great for picking up rough birds spending their dhs money at dinner time. 

^well should say was! This was around 25 years ago😐

 

Arnie is ace. Daft owd bugger.😁

19 minutes ago, Morizio said:

^well should say was! This was around 25 years ago😐

Been done up since then, bit more daylight I expect. Cracking boozer all the same.