Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

I’m scared. Not of the virus, but everything else. Mental health, physical health. Surviving months with young kids cooped up. We will get through it, because we have to. But right now - fucking scared. 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Probably wearing Slag Wellies and dungarees.

Riddled with crabs too

 

its times like this that the scum of our society never cease to amaze at how low they can stoop. Fingers crossed there is an element of “cleansing” in all of this 

23 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Finished shift 10 of 10. Two days off now and I've stupidly offered to come into work and help if needed on those days. 

Heroically, not stupidly.

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Riddled with crabs too

 

its times like this that the scum of our society never cease to amaze at how low they can stoop. Fingers crossed there is an element of “cleansing” in all of this 

I remember bog rolls being chucked on BP when the players came out or scored a goal, our squad now would pick them up and stash them away.

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Probably wearing Slag Wellies and dungarees.

Scrubbervile

just heard that staff at Asda in radders being abused as folk aren’t sticking to the 3 item rule and giving them shit 

best one this morning on tram

pulls into bury ticket inspectors collar a man with no ticket, “ I thought you didn’t need a ticket because of this virus”

prime time 

 

36 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

 

I'm on long term cover. I've had part time, then 2 terms and now 2 terms... Schools don't want to commit to another full time teacher and try to cover with fixed term, Very wrong..

 

I've no doubt I will get another job no problem. Maths teachers are hard to come by. 

What a shitter.

Are they not going to need you next academic year though?

How is the missus now?

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

There will be more security on when we go in full lockdown, they dont get paid enough to put up with that shit.

 

I drove past a b and m store today Two big doormen on and a queue in the car park. Assume it was known they had a delivery or summat. Fucking doormen on b and m whatever next 

Nurses on my team today have been exposed to a potential carrier of the virus. They now can't visit their elderly Mothers/Grandmother's on Sunday. This person didn't think to tell us before we entered his property. Honest to God 🤦‍♀️🐕

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Scrubbervile

just heard that staff at Asda in radders being abused as folk aren’t sticking to the 3 item rule and giving them shit 

best one this morning on tram

pulls into bury ticket inspectors collar a man with no ticket, “ I thought you didn’t need a ticket because of this virus”

prime time 

 

Ha Ha, an old geezer who had a valid pass got a grilling at Queens Rd for not swiping it in before his journey on Saturday.

I'm on long term sickness cover. I have no idea if they will be back or not, but I need to apply for jobs incase, unless they can guarantee me a job.

I'm a maths teacher with SEN specialism, I can't see me being on the job hunt for long, and can always fall back on my carpet cleaning/leather work

34 minutes ago, Smiley said:

We’ve been in quarantined lockdown in our hotel room since Sunday afternoon. I can tell you now this ain’t no fun. 
With a toddler who doesn’t understand why we cannot go to the beach, pool, kids club, restaurant. Why we are being shouted at when we step foot off our patio onto the grass. Breaking my heart. 
We’ve had the threat of military intervention today if the ministry of health declare that there are too many security breaches (I foolishly sneaked out early doors for a run down the beach).

We’ve seen guests leaving with cases and then returning a few hours later. 

Fucked up situ. And I’m climbing the walls. We’ve only got BBC World New or CNN in English on TV. And they are far from a bundle of laughs!

Trying to stay positive. 

Sounds fucking awful. Here's a bit of music to cheer you and Mrs and Junior Smiley up.
 

 

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nurses on my team today have been exposed to a potential carrier of the virus. They now can't visit their elderly Mothers/Grandmother's on Sunday. This person didn't think to tell us before we entered his property. Honest to God 🤦‍♀️🐕

Selfishness of the highest order, there really are some ignorant morons about

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nurses on my team today have been exposed to a potential carrier of the virus. They now can't visit their elderly Mothers/Grandmother's on Sunday. This person didn't think to tell us before we entered his property. Honest to God 🤦‍♀️🐕

We all owe you and your team a pint.

set up a go fund me, I’m good for a few quid. Rest of the idiots on here will chuck in.

at some point, there’ll be a chance to get leathered and you guys shouldn’t have to pay.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

We all owe you and your team a pint.

set up a go fund me, I’m good for a few quid. Rest of the idiots on here will chuck in.

at some point, there’ll be a chance to get leathered and you guys shouldn’t have to pay.

My thoughts exactly spider. I will chuck in as well. 

6 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Sounds fucking awful. Here's a bit of music to cheer you and Mrs and Junior Smiley up.
 

 

 

army on standby , lockdown by sunday at the latest

3 hours ago, boltondiver said:

We’ll not know which country’s experiment was most successful for a long time

South Korea look good, but it’s probably not even half time yet

The champions league music hasn’t finished yet 

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

We all owe you and your team a pint.

set up a go fund me, I’m good for a few quid. Rest of the idiots on here will chuck in.

at some point, there’ll be a chance to get leathered and you guys shouldn’t have to pay.

Just doing our jobs 👍 not in healthcare for the pay or conditions. Its what we chose to do. Plus my teams a bunch of piss heads and it would cost a small fortune 😂😂

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just doing our jobs 👍 not in healthcare for the pay or conditions. Its what we chose to do. Plus my teams a bunch of piss heads and it would cost a small fortune 😂😂

Doff of my cap to you and your team BB

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just doing our jobs 👍 not in healthcare for the pay or conditions. Its what we chose to do. Plus my teams a bunch of piss heads and it would cost a small fortune 😂😂

Happy to do it either way.

You can tell I’m serious as I didn’t ask for a picture of you all squashing your knockers up against a window or anything.

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just doing our jobs 👍 not in healthcare for the pay or conditions. Its what we chose to do. Plus my teams a bunch of piss heads and it would cost a small fortune 😂😂

Angel's, everyone of you.

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just doing our jobs 👍 not in healthcare for the pay or conditions. Its what we chose to do. Plus my teams a bunch of piss heads and it would cost a small fortune 😂😂

We should hire a marquee somewhere, and get you, Kent and associates with barrels of ale etc. We've all seen pictures of ve day!

52 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Finished shift 10 of 10. Two days off now and I've stupidly offered to come into work and help if needed on those days. 

Is it kicking off in hospitals now then? 

Seen the death rates rising but nothing from local hospitals 

Keep up the good work, were all behind you! 

Interesting graph

 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Happy to do it either way.

You can tell I’m serious as I didn’t ask for a picture of you all squashing your knockers up against a window or anything.

Ah shit. I was chucking money in for those pics. I will happily put money in for drink as well though