Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Do we have sufficient resource to go from house to house to test, then go to all contacts etc

Fantasyland I think

by post

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

yeah - depends on how good your immune system is.

One theory is that if you've had lots of colds and flu in the past, this will weaken your response to it, because your immune system will initially create and send a variety of ineffective antibodies to the cells, instead of putting energy into creating new antibodies.

Viruses attack and then hijack the part of the cell that creates cell replication, to make more viruses, which then burst out of the cell and attack other cells, and so on. Sending an incorrect shaped antibody is ineffective, and doesn't stop this from happening.

the theory explains why the young are good at fighting this - they don't have so many antibodies in their armoury so start to make the correct one earlier. 

I’ve never had flu and get a cold probably once every few years.

Should I donate this magnificent body to scientific research?

Just now, Spider said:

I’ve never had flu and get a cold probably once every few years.

Should I donate this magnificent body to scientific research?

haha - think I've had proper flu once, with the shivers, wasn't nice at all. hallucinating for a few hours.

9 minutes ago, leigh white said:

He broke his leg. I never knew.😊

He kept that quiet 

Closed from Friday 

fuck

Just now, Spider said:

Closed from Friday 

fuck

Not a clue what I’m going to do 

rumour has it a special London lockdown imminent

4,207 new cases in Italy

475 new deaths

shit

schools are closing on Friday except for key workers kids

This just got a bit scary.

@kent_white just had a call from my University lecturer asking if I could volunteer taking blood pressures, admins and general helping out, you heard anything about this? 

I assume this means nurseries as well?

27 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Dave Whelan still going down the ching a lings every Friday for babbies head and pea wet 

Mr Whelan, may I recommend the satay bat for starter and sweet and sour pangolin for main.

It's like we're living in a film. Absolutely mental all this. 

12 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

4,207 new cases in Italy

475 new deaths

shit

schools are closing on Friday except for key workers kids

2 weeks later than everybody else.

How many infections has that spread? 

We've fucked this up.

Surely they will have to provide SSP similar for parents taking time off, he may of said can’t remember 

Just now, mickbrown said:

2 weeks later than everybody else.

How many infections has that spread? 

We've fucked this up.

We’ve massively less cases than everyone else from what we can see. Maybe we haven’t. Who knows. But If your looking to hang someone politically as per usual mick please go and take your hangman kit somewhere else mate eh as now isn’t the time for it. Cheers 

If you want to blame anyone, blame the cunts who are denying it’s a problem.

7 minutes ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Mr Whelan, may I recommend the satay bat for starter and sweet and sour pangolin for main.

With a side dish of monkey cock flambé in rat piss 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

We’ve massively less cases than everyone else from what we can see. Maybe we haven’t. Who knows. But If your looking to hang someone politically as per usual mick please go and take your hangman kit somewhere else mate eh as now isn’t the time for it. Cheers 

It's fuck all to do with politics. You're as bad a Mounts.

I couldn't give a fuck who is in charge, they've fucked it up.

If Labour,  LibDems or UKIP were in charge I'd be saying exactly the same thing.

The pounds at 1.15 to the dollar. Imports gonna get expensive. 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

The pounds at 1.15 to the dollar. Imports gonna get expensive. 

How’s the euro doing?

Just now, mickbrown said:

It's fuck all to do with politics. You're as bad a Mounts.

I couldn't give a fuck who is in charge, they've fucked it up.

If Labour,  LibDems or UKIP were in charge I'd be saying exactly the same thing.

How do you know they’ve fucked it up? Enlighten me dr brown how the fuck do you know? You got a medical lab in your fucking shed ???

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

It's fuck all to do with politics. You're as bad a Mounts.

I couldn't give a fuck who is in charge, they've fucked it up.

If Labour,  LibDems or UKIP were in charge I'd be saying exactly the same thing.

That’s your opinion, until this plays out no one knows if our experts fucked up or not. 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

How’s the euro doing?

1.07

Just now, Escobarp said:

How do you know they’ve fucked it up? Enlighten me dr brown how the fuck do you know? You got a medical lab in your fucking shed ???

They've backtracked on pretty much everything they laid out in the first press conference. Says to me they got it wrong first time round