Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

I’m growing a beard

23 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Well this sucks...

 

Schools closed, and exams cancelled.. 

 

I don't have a job secured for September so need to start looking now

Do they not do permanent contracts in teaching anymore? Or you supply?

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Lots of upholstery will need cleaning after prolonged isolation, start the marketing now

Every cloud eh..

 

Absolute sharks in the cleaning industry with false advertising playing on people's fears

Just now, mickbrown said:

Do they not do permanent contracts in teaching anymore? Or you supply?

 

I'm on long term cover. I've had part time, then 2 terms and now 2 terms... Schools don't want to commit to another full time teacher and try to cover with fixed term, Very wrong..

 

I've no doubt I will get another job no problem. Maths teachers are hard to come by. 

Most accurate summary I've read so far....

https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/covid-19-update-what-you-need-to-know/

Just now, only1swanny said:

Every cloud eh..

 

Absolute sharks in the cleaning industry with false advertising playing on people's fears

I’ve a job for you on the upholstery front if you have all the gear still and want/able to travel? Happy to pay your fuel on top to help a fellow poster out

We’ve been in quarantined lockdown in our hotel room since Sunday afternoon. I can tell you now this ain’t no fun. 
With a toddler who doesn’t understand why we cannot go to the beach, pool, kids club, restaurant. Why we are being shouted at when we step foot off our patio onto the grass. Breaking my heart. 
We’ve had the threat of military intervention today if the ministry of health declare that there are too many security breaches (I foolishly sneaked out early doors for a run down the beach).

We’ve seen guests leaving with cases and then returning a few hours later. 

Fucked up situ. And I’m climbing the walls. We’ve only got BBC World New or CNN in English on TV. And they are far from a bundle of laughs!

Trying to stay positive. 

Plenty chat of lockdown on Thursday, but some of these posts are accompanied by photos of the wrong army and from years ago so it’s probably bollocks. 

North West next month

 

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Size or Adidas?

My eyesight is dwindling on this keyboard.😊

Finished shift 10 of 10. Two days off now and I've stupidly offered to come into work and help if needed on those days. 

9 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Yeah, been on the phone today to my elderly aunt and an old girlfriend asking do I need any help with shopping or tasks, I'm very independent and didn't require their offer.

EFA

I went to the cafe today accress the road from work. The girl behind the counter was telling me that somebody had nicked the bog roll off the wall in the toilet plus the 2 spare ones at the side of the shitter

We are surrounded by peasants

5 minutes ago, Smiley said:

We’ve been in quarantined lockdown in our hotel room since Sunday afternoon. I can tell you now this ain’t no fun. 
With a toddler who doesn’t understand why we cannot go to the beach, pool, kids club, restaurant. Why we are being shouted at when we step foot off our patio onto the grass. Breaking my heart. 
We’ve had the threat of military intervention today if the ministry of health declare that there are too many security breaches (I foolishly sneaked out early doors for a run down the beach).

We’ve seen guests leaving with cases and then returning a few hours later. 

Fucked up situ. And I’m climbing the walls. We’ve only got BBC World New or CNN in English on TV. And they are far from a bundle of laughs!

Trying to stay positive. 

Sounds seriously shit, hope you can get out and home ASAP. Good luck pal. 

7 minutes ago, Smiley said:

We’ve been in quarantined lockdown in our hotel room since Sunday afternoon. I can tell you now this ain’t no fun. 
With a toddler who doesn’t understand why we cannot go to the beach, pool, kids club, restaurant. Why we are being shouted at when we step foot off our patio onto the grass. Breaking my heart. 
We’ve had the threat of military intervention today if the ministry of health declare that there are too many security breaches (I foolishly sneaked out early doors for a run down the beach).

We’ve seen guests leaving with cases and then returning a few hours later. 

Fucked up situ. And I’m climbing the walls. We’ve only got BBC World New or CNN in English on TV. And they are far from a bundle of laughs!

Trying to stay positive. 

We're here for you Smiley!

3 minutes ago, Smiley said:

We’ve been in quarantined lockdown in our hotel room since Sunday afternoon. I can tell you now this ain’t no fun. 
With a toddler who doesn’t understand why we cannot go to the beach, pool, kids club, restaurant. Why we are being shouted at when we step foot off our patio onto the grass. Breaking my heart. 
We’ve had the threat of military intervention today if the ministry of health declare that there are too many security breaches (I foolishly sneaked out early doors for a run down the beach).

We’ve seen guests leaving with cases and then returning a few hours later. 

Fucked up situ. And I’m climbing the walls. We’ve only got BBC World New or CNN in English on TV. And they are far from a bundle of laughs!

Trying to stay positive. 

I go stir crazy if i don't go out my own house after one day, i was hungover on Monday and stayed in, keep in good spirits and don't let it drive you crackers.

13 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

 

I'm on long term cover. I've had part time, then 2 terms and now 2 terms... Schools don't want to commit to another full time teacher and try to cover with fixed term, Very wrong..

 

I've no doubt I will get another job no problem. Maths teachers are hard to come by. 

It’s a tough old gig starting afresh every year. Good luck fella

3 minutes ago, Widnes Two Hats said:

I went to the cafe today accress the road from work. The girl behind the counter was telling me that somebody had nicked the bog roll off the wall in the toilet plus the 2 spare ones at the side of the shitter

We are surrounded by peasants

Made be laugh 

but fuck me there’s some scrubbers about 

Sounds fucking awful Smiley, where are you?

Somewhere free, probs

7 minutes ago, Widnes Two Hats said:

I went to the cafe today accress the road from work. The girl behind the counter was telling me that somebody had nicked the bog roll off the wall in the toilet plus the 2 spare ones at the side of the shitter

We are surrounded by peasants

Tell her not to worry, ill replace it when this is over

3 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Sounds fucking awful Smiley, where are you?

Great lever 

Been in lockdown in Tenerife since sat not .due to come back the 26 th by jet2 got a message flight cancelled but a few flights going out Friday or Saturday no more after the 21 st went on jet 2 website they  had hiked the prices up  booked Friday to get home

13 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

EFA

The joys of being a baby boomer.😊

41 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I think a lot of people are going to have to take up some sort of position helping the NHS. Whether it's voluntary or paid or whatever. Can see massive upscaling of staff to try and cope with demand. 

These isolation requirement need dropping for NHS staff. There's going to be too many of us off at any one point. Should be instant testing at the first sign of a cough for NHS staff - so that we can carry on working if it's a negative. Can't see how we can possibly carry on otherwise.

Yeah signed myself up for some voluntary hours . See what I can do