Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Aye

Quick mooch through Horwich and it seems everything except pubs and schools are essential

It's all about the vaccine

It doesn't start until midnight tonight

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Snooker shop open in town. Sports and leisure.

.............

2 minutes ago, Gonk said:

It doesn't start until midnight tonight

Still time for Johnson to change his mind then

4 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Snooker shop open in town. Sports and leisure.

WetWetWet still closed though? 

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Snooker shop open in town. 

is there a cue?

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

WetWetWet still closed though? 

Back door only.

Girl I work with (32b minging things from first hand evidence ) it’s her lads birthday today  . Birthday party at her mums for the family. Total attendees from what she’s saying 14 from 5 households. Lockdown I hear you say??
Unbelievable. 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Girl I work with (32b minging things from first hand evidence ) it’s her lads birthday today  . Birthday party at her mums for the family. Total attendees from what she’s saying 14 from 5 households. Lockdown I hear you say??
Unbelievable. 

Dob her in to the Scottish rozzers.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

Dob her in to the Scottish rozzers.

English mate but agree with your sentiment. Although I would estimate the police would turn up in 2/3 weeks if at all?? Tik tok season is fully underway 

 

I’m the only “jock”/Scottish based person in the company FYI. This is my domain naebody else required. 

22 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Girl I work with (32b minging things from first hand evidence ) it’s her lads birthday today  . Birthday party at her mums for the family. Total attendees from what she’s saying 14 from 5 households. Lockdown I hear you say??
Unbelievable. 

Selfish small titted twat. 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Selfish small titted twat. 

Spot on blondie. Saggy as well 

28 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Girl I work with (32b minging things from first hand evidence ) it’s her lads birthday today  . Birthday party at her mums for the family. Total attendees from what she’s saying 14 from 5 households. Lockdown I hear you say??
Unbelievable. 

Is there anyone you have worked with you haven't had a dabble with? 😄

7 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Is there anyone you have worked with you haven't had a dabble with? 😄

Plenty mate   It has always been a happy hunting ground though for me 😁

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

I will keep my people updated and informed pal don’t worry. 
 

I will also address the London bias which is so troubling for many (one person). 

Boris press conference at 5pm. What now...?

7 minutes ago, wiggy said:

Boris press conference at 5pm. What now...?

It'll be the financial package, assume Rishi will be with him as he seems to be doing the rounds today.

Either that or he's fucking off.

Or changed his mind. Today's another day after all.

12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m adopting that one pal

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

It'll be the financial package, assume Rishi will be with him as he seems to be doing the rounds today.

Either that or he's fucking off.

Or changed his mind. Today's another day after all.

His hair wasn't quite on point yesterday. Maybe going for a more tousled, just out of bed look? The scruffy cunt.

Anyroad, the first that ofqual and the exam boards heard about the changes to exams was at 8pm last night on the telly with the rest of us.

Fucking amateurs.

18 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

 

Anyroad, the first that ofqual and the exam boards heard about the changes to exams was at 8pm last night on the telly with the rest of us.

 

Wouldn't bother me if the FT hadn't been told at 5pm

31 minutes ago, Spider said:

It'll be the financial package, assume Rishi will be with him as he seems to be doing the rounds today.

Either that or he's fucking off.

Or changed his mind. Today's another day after all.

Changes to the priority list for vax

We can only do 142 a week

We are just going to work our way through his kids next 2 weeks

Edited January 5, 20215 yr by Casino

8 minutes ago, Casino said:

Wouldn't bother me if the FT hadn't been told at 5pm

Do the FT run the furlough scheme?

Got a feeling they may run the government

15 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

80% of parents at my daughters school have said they are key workers and their child needs a place in school. Utter bollocks. 

Asda or Aldi workers 

26 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Asda or Aldi workers 

We have just had to apply for key worker places.

"What do you both work as".

"We're both teachers,  however my wife's currently in hospital so we can't take turns".

" right well I'll put your application in as there are limited places".

 

Oh dear oh dear.. 

15 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

80% of parents at my daughters school have said they are key workers and their child needs a place in school. Utter bollocks. 

Don’t they have to show proof from the employer?