Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Listen to the doc and make your own mind up

Ill see if i can find it

My boss's son-in-law (in Macclesfield) has got it pretty bad apparently. Tested positive for it yesterday after a few days in bed with a fever and a cough, and today he's started breathing laboriously. He's only 24. 

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

Im on about the phones

The practice nurses definitely arent getting bombarded

Fwiw, theyd be better off mucking in with kent, but thatd be a right shock to the system

I was seeing folk at Manchester Royal today, it was non stop with phone calls, and visits because they didn’t want to bother their GP and they couldn’t get through to 111

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

It's quite simple really.

Folk don't visit medical facilities as much when bad shit happens.

Dunno why but numbers drop off.

Couple it with restrictions on seeing gps anyway, and surgeries will be quiet.

 

Nottingham QMC hospital here is totally quiet, about 1000 free urgent care beds across the district. Strange.

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

Listen to the doc and make your own mind up

Ill see if i can find it

Is it the fella at 2hr8mins?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000gcqf

1 minute ago, Marc505 said:

Nottingham QMC hospital here is totally quiet, about 1000 free urgent care beds across the district. Strange.

Maybe we just get a bit more stoic.

Perhaps a bit scared too at the moment.

Went to asda before and some kid were coughin' ; but it sounded put on. How he didnt get murdered i'll never know. 

could only buy chocolate and coffee and red bull , and other dear crap. 

and some soap that were also dear. 

funny what people prioritise. i just grabbed what they had. 

ferrero rochers for dinner tomorrow like an army ration. 

haha

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Is it the fella at 2hr8mins?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000gcqf

Thats him

Is it you?

22 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Hope I was just on a freak run of calls then. The surgeries are dead but is that not just because most people are phoning and not being seen face to face?

Spoke to a mate of mine at the hospital earlier and he said it's eerily quiet up there. People just aren't attending A&E. 

Were they not Chinese  nurses saying "why so late"

14 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Matt Hancock seems to be doing OK+

Was about to post the same. Tbh not taken any notice of him before but fair play to him he’s come across very well

Unlike a lot of folk I’ve always had time for Andy Burnham with living in Manc. Always been OK for me. Tonight he’s the only one being a political points scoring bellend. Shame

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

Thats him

Is it you?

Yes. If you put on a generic Indian accent and say you're a doctor, they fall for it every time. I was bored.

14 minutes ago, Casino said:

Listen to the doc and make your own mind up

Ill see if i can find it

Felt reassuring listening to him. 

25 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I'll have a look tomorrow. I could do with something to cheer me up. I'm all coronavirused out today so my perspective is knackered!

I'll cheer you up pal......Bury Road Aldi have got loads of bog rolls in 💩😊

Their deliveries come at 3pm

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

I'll cheer you up pal......Bury Road Aldi have got loads of bog rolls in 💩😊

Their deliveries come at 3pm

What’s that wine?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

What’s that wine?

Shite

What's Mr Hancock had to say?

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye Gupta knew his stuff, and certainly put a bit of positivity out there.

Good ol’ Mo

Send the bugger back

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Send the bugger back

Unless he has the vaccine, then ....

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Unless he has the vaccine, then ....

Steal it then send him back 

Don't worry everyone, radio stations across Europe are having a synchronised rendition of YNWA tomorrow at 7:45am our time.

Just present the trophy now

My GP is only doing telephone appointments, then allowing you in if the doc says you need a face to face appointment. It takes fucking hours to get through.

2 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Don't worry everyone, radio stations across Europe are having a synchronised rendition of YNWA tomorrow at 7:45am our time.

Shirley the scousers would appreciate a minutes silence more

35 minutes ago, jeep said:

My practice have sent out texts telling folk to stay away, you won't be admitted to the surgery.

Peter house?