Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

427 New deaths in Italy today ....Fucking scary times.

2 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Get in there Flipper, great news 😃

My moneys on the chimps stepping up to the plate once we’re all dust planet of the apes 

It's Trump though, he talks shit so may be BS

4 minutes ago, burnden said:

427 New deaths in Italy today ....Fucking scary times.

Makes you wonder how many there would be if they weren’t on lockdown

6 minutes ago, burnden said:

427 New deaths in Italy today ....Fucking scary times.

Said on bbc  this morning there as been no panic and no food hoarding in Italy we’re no we’re near them and it’s coming apart 

He’s not for closing the pubs is he?

Close the fucking pubs and gyms. Jesus christ

58 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Look - I used to work in molecular drug design. If I still did and had an answer I'd be rich. I was asking a question as its known to have some effect against these viruses. Mainly I'm clinging to any ray of hope that some drug will come along and help enough to get us outta this hole. Because in about a months time or perhaps if I'm lucky two I'm going to be made to sack most of my staff in my team. And a month or so after that if not alongside, myself....

You need to knock some paracetamol out.

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

He’s not for closing the pubs is he?

Man of the people 

Gargoyles have to get their lunchtime Carlsberg

He will close the mosques before the pubs 

26 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

 

Interesting part of that headline is the word "prevention". That would be good.

38 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

 

I hope it works for obvious reasons, but also because if it does he'll have to call a press conference and try to pronounce it.

Just got an email from the club.

Some functions reducing in line with government guidelines

mrs knows this woman who runs a cafe (in the park where i did my stakeout) - she served two squaddies today, and before today in all the time she's ran her cafe she's never served a squaddie

another mate of hers went to pick up his son from Durham uni and there are tanks all over the A1 up that way

make of it what you will

Don't go to the pub or a restaurant, but we aren't shutting them and major tube stations all stay open?

 

3 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

mrs knows this woman who runs a cafe (in the park where i did my stakeout) - she served two squaddies today, and before today in all the time she's ran her cafe she's never served a squaddie

another mate of hers went to pick up his son from Durham uni and there are tanks all over the A1 up that way

make of it what you will

Big barracks up that way, Catterick is it? 

Not sure how much good a tank will be up against an angry guy trying to buy 4 packs of toilet roll rather than 3 

Edited March 19, 20206 yr by birch-chorley

Up to 3229 positive cases

3 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

Big barracks up that way, Catterick is it? 

Not sure how much good a tank will be up against an angry guy trying to buy 4 packs of toilet roll rather than 3 

Possible blockades etc

First call taxis in Bolton are offering free lifts to over 65s tomorrow

Just now, miamiwhite said:

Possible blockades etc

Useful if you’ve no bog roll

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Useful if you’ve no bog roll

Very, though I prefer doubling up on Omeprazole 

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

First call taxis in Bolton are offering free lifts to over 65s tomorrow

How very strange

The Coronavirus Bill is being read for first time in parliament now. Should get passed next week

https://services.parliament.uk/bills/2019-21/coronavirus.html

Just shut the boozers for fuck’s sake.