Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Don't worry everyone, radio stations across Europe are having a synchronised rendition of YNWA tomorrow at 7:45am our time.

If ever there was a time to stay in bed and hide away from the world...

Dubious will be on in a minute showing solidarity with Radio Turin 

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Shirley the scousers would appreciate a minutes silence more

That will follow after the broadcast

5 minutes ago, Casino said:

Peter house?

Mine's the same, Garnet Fold

14 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

What's Mr Hancock had to say?

If you can get it on catch-up it was a decent Question Time. Fantastic without a crowd of performing seals clapping at every inane political comment. Hancock very measured and statesmanlike, TUC lady superb - proper union leader, health bloke and restaurant owner both had loads of valid points. Burnham just a bit of a point scoring tit imo. Best thing about it was everyone was agreeing that we have to come together and that the govt measures announced so far are fine but basically there’s more yet to do. Liked the general theme that it’s all about looking after people despite Burnham’s repeated efforts to steer the focus on to councils. 

Can someone explain why the peak of the outbreak won’t be until May/June?

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

Peter house?

Aye

55 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Thank fuck those Hollywood celebrities recorded a video of themselves singing 'Imagine' whilst self-isolating in their mansions. I didn't realise how serious this shit was until I watched that.

Aye, there's very much a keep calm and don't panic message from those that don't need to panic, being delivered to people who are panicking

The riots are imminent

1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

Aye, there's very much a keep calm and don't panic message from those that don't need to panic, being delivered to people who are panicking

The riots are imminent

Almost certainly. We aint seen nothin' yet.

23 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

My GP is only doing telephone appointments

What do you do if you need the show them your cock?

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

What do you do if you need the show them your cock?

Gonzos what’s app group they will diagnose it in no time at all. Seen the lot 

I've had enough of the numbers, they're being put across without really explaining what they mean and it's not helpful.

The number of people who have the virus is obviously a load of bollocks because of the number.of people who have actually been tested.

The number of people who have recovered is a load of bollocks because it really refers to people who are known to have the virus and have recovered.

The number of people who have died of the virus is really the.number of people who have died who have the virus when they died.

People love numbers but it's like when me (and others) pull stats from transfermarkt  and make them show what they want, doesn't mean it's giving the true picture.

5 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Almost certainly. We aint seen nothin' yet.

 

The numbers are bullshit. There is no testing unless in hospital and 111 tell you treat it at home unless it's life threatening (call an ambulance). 

My daughter is 2 and has had a fever since Monday. We've been home, calpol working fine for her but today she refused medicine and temp up again. Phoned 111 (not expecting owt maybe refer for a test) but told to manage at home. 

Happy to do so but the 'infected cases' figure is bullshit as we aren't testing. Only thing you can trust is number of deaths. 

26 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Dubious will be on in a minute showing solidarity with Radio Turin 

I feel sorry for Chelsea fans who Liverpool blamed for Heysel.Not shutting the pubs and Underground means more Cockneys will be dieing than need to.

Sending love to our friends in Italy:

“My sister in law works as a nurse in the hospital worst-hit by the virus, Papa Giovanni XXIII in the city of Bergamo. They’re counting hundreds of deaths, there are no more ICU beds, and doctors and nurses are getting sick. It’s absolute hell. Yesterday a convoy of military trucks had to collect the coffins and bring them in other regions because local morgues and the crematorium can't cope with the number of new deaths. Moreover, true number of related deaths could be higher as many people with COVID-19 symptoms had died before being tested.

We feel lost. Scared. Powerless. You may have seen footage of people singing at their windows to warm their hearts but the reality is much more grim and brutal. Ghost cities, no more children’s laughter, no more everything, even a walk outside is a risk, only a deadly silence all around broken sometimes by ambulance sirens.”

-Luca, Pearl Jam OnLine - PJ Italian Fansite Since 2001

reckon the virus was created by the Chinese government to deal with those protester folk. 

1 minute ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

I feel sorry for Chelsea fans who Liverpool blamed for Heysel.Not shutting the pubs and Underground means more Cockneys will be dieing than need to.

Was it you kicking off in Morrisons Eccles this morning?

5 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

I feel sorry for Chelsea fans who Liverpool blamed for Heysel.Not shutting the pubs and Underground means more Cockneys will be dieing than need to.

Don't forget the poor NF folk who took the blame as well.

Government Chief Health Advisor, Prof. Chris Witty...

Anyone else uncomfortable with his lack of blinking?

6 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Only thing you can trust is number of deaths. 

Im with ernest

You cant even trust that

For the reason he gave

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

reckon the virus was created by the Chinese government to deal with those protester folk. 

Those pesky 74 year old protesters. Those rascals 

6 minutes ago, gonzo said:

reckon the virus was created by the Chinese government to deal with those protester folk. 

Seen Trump refusing to stop calling it the Chinese virus earlier? Absolute playground stuff.

5 minutes ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Was it you kicking off in Morrisons Eccles this morning?

I was in Eccles (and Salford)  yesterday but didn't kick off.Thought about putting the Blaydon Races on the juke box in the Nags Head but they didn't have it

2 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

I was in Eccles (and Salford)  yesterday but didn't kick off.Thought about putting the Blaydon Races on the juke box in the Nags Head but they didn't have it

I was in salford last week. Soon as this is over I will be again. Get yourself down to the union tavern on Liverpool street. Will buy you a pint.