Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

Subservient wankers, no questioning of authority. This is exactly where we are going & what governments want. Sad really. 

It is what it is.

Suck it up etc...

You get to vote them out in a few years if you’re not happy.

Until then, well..

4 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Subservient wankers, no questioning of authority. This is exactly where we are going & what governments want. Sad really. 

I'm glad some folk weren't alongside me in the trenches during the 1st Battle of Ypres...

"I'm not going over the top, there's a nasty splinter on that ladder, and Lord Kitchener has been opening my letters from home..."

'Subservient wankers' - nah, just less self-centred folk, who believe in experts and the greater good not in baseless waffle from Dave or Karen off twatter and their 'common sense'.

Screeeeeeeeeeeeech

32 minutes ago, Casino said:

I believe now a lot of the high risk are done, they will be less strict on the tiers and look to get as many as possible as quick as possible

Just a guess obvs

You’d think so wasn’t that goal

otherwise foot soldiers like myself who are in the mix every day and probably won’t get a vax till later in the year will get restless

The process will speed up now the subservient wankers in their 100s, 90s, 80s, 70s etc. have been done...

There'll be less and less take-up as we get down to the turn of the authority questioning lot in their 60s, 50s, 40s etc. to be called in.

 

11 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

You’d think so wasn’t that goal

otherwise foot soldiers like myself who are in the mix every day and probably won’t get a vax till later in the year will get restless

We are getting weekly tests at our place...army come over

It would be easy to gather our NHS numbers and prioritise us

I'm not so bothered as ill be done within a month but I dunno when they will get to you lot in your late 40s

I'm guessing Greys been done?

6 minutes ago, Casino said:

We are getting weekly tests at our place...army come over

It would be easy to gather our NHS numbers and prioritise us

I'm not so bothered as ill be done within a month but I dunno when they will get to you lot in your late 40s

I'm guessing Greys been done?

Late 40s cheeky fucker😀

grey & colonel be will vaxed soon 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Bring it on bitches 💉

The smell of death & piss from your local holts pub won’t be long off 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

You wont be able to sit next to me and the Former Model, aka the Colonel if you've not been vaxxed, we dont want un-vaxxed peasants sitting amongst us 🤣💉

Beer garden for the un vaxed😀

27 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Beer garden for the un vaxed😀

Prefer the beer garden anyway 😄

11 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

My Mrs is on furlough, works in live arts in  pr, and works at home. We're still scratching our heads.

Does sound a bit mad.

She fibbing to you about her age?

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Prefer the beer garden anyway 😄

That's where all the filthy smoking bastards go.

9 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Does sound a bit mad.

She fibbing to you about her age?

Dunno. Not sure about the size of the centre. She did get some tests done last year, might be that but still seems a bit strange. 

You just know pubs in Bolton won't be reopening if the cases don't start dropping again 

 

 

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

That's where all the filthy smoking bastards go.

My favourite 

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

You just know pubs in Bolton won't be reopening if the cases don't start dropping again 

 

 

the people who are keeping the numbers high 

don't go in pubs 

Right got to the bottom of it. She phoned the doctors and apparently because she got referred for rheumatological issues last year, even though she's fine, apparently these sort of issues can take years to properly diagnose so she's considered to have an underlying health issue, as is everyone who has been referred in the past five years, so this is category B apparently. They've got through cat A very fast here apparently so they've moved on. Loads have been calling up this week asking how come they are next as they didn't think they had an underlying issue but it's easier just to process them when you've been called, and also because eher surname begins with B she's one of the first. 1.7 million apparently to get through in this category before moving onto all adults 17-50 to be done by autumn - well that's what the surgery said anyway. 

14 minutes ago, little whitt said:

the people who are keeping the numbers high 

don't go in pubs 

Doesn't really matter who it is though, does it

If cases are still going up, pubs aren't reopening, simple as that

Edited February 13, 20215 yr by jmjhb

4 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Doesn't really matter who it is though, does it

If cases are still going up, pubs aren't reopening, simple as that

I doubt that they’ll do it by town.

47 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I doubt that they’ll do it by town.

I agree, so the dirty scutters in Bolton could ruin it for the rest of the country

Once they've got the over-50s and most vulnerable vaccinated they should focus on the areas with the highest ratio of people who can't WFH

Passed 15m fair fucks to 'em  

24 minutes ago, Ani said:

Passed 15m fair fucks to 'em  

‘Em’ 

Not sure who they are. The government, the NHS, the thousands of unpaid volunteers? 
If they’d missed it by the narrowest of margins, this forum would have been in meltdown. 
Having been jabbed, I have nothing but praise for the people involved in the process. From the yellow vested people marshalling the queue to the good lady giving the jab. 
 

2 hours ago, Sweep said:

I agree, so the dirty scutters in Bolton could ruin it for the rest of the country

who like Tracy from Farnworth 😂