Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Oh, I thought he meant the list of people he wanted dead 🤣

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

🧐

Deaths down by 30%. 
 

Given half of adults are now vaccinated wonder when we will start seeing reporting split to show numbers vaccinated v non vaccinated 

How many vaccinated folk joss it

Anyone imposing a vaccine passport wanks on all fours 

Yours...from anyone under 40

7 hours ago, stevieb said:

Anyone imposing a vaccine passport wanks on all fours 

Yours...from anyone under 40

Might give that a try later

Is all threes ok though? I’ll need a hand to milk myself

Edited March 26, 20215 yr by Spider

7 hours ago, stevieb said:

Anyone imposing a vaccine passport wanks on all fours 

Yours...from anyone under 40

If Boris doesn’t set us free by 21 June, he’s in bother

40 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

If Boris doesn’t set us free by 21 June, he’s in bother

He's not. He could curl one out live on TV and half the country wouldn't bar an eyelid.

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

He's not. He could curl one out live on TV and half the country wouldn't bar an eyelid.

If that’s true you’re fucked as his majority support has grown even more 🥰HTH

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

If that’s true you’re fucked as his majority support has grown even more 🥰HTH

It's totally true.

I've reconciled myself to the fact that a large proportion of my fellow countrymen are fuckwits😃

20 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

He's not. He could curl one out live on TV and half the country wouldn't bar an eyelid.

I’m not talking now, but 21 June.

numbers (vaccine assuming) will be low and flatlined. 
 

Foreign holidays will be off until autumn, but he’ll be in deep water if we don’t have substantive freedom across the UK.

On a positive note my mate who has been being treated for cancer during the pandemic got his second jab this week.

He's only one case obviously but with the amount of people constantly droning on and on about how other treatments have been abandoned it's nice to hear that might not be the full picture.

33 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I’m not talking now, but 21 June.

numbers (vaccine assuming) will be low and flatlined. 
 

Foreign holidays will be off until autumn, but he’ll be in deep water if we don’t have substantive freedom across the UK.

21st June is 12 weeks away, so provided that the vaccine roll out continues as it doesn, then I don't see why we won't be getting some of our freedoms back. As I've said before, I don't think there is even a remote chance that he'll pull any of his timelines forward, but equally I don't think they'll push anything back, as they shouldn't need to. The thing that will suffer, is as you've said, foreign holidays, as I agree with you, I don't think the Government wants us going anywhere this side of September (at the earliest)

47 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

On a positive note my mate who has been being treated for cancer during the pandemic got his second jab this week.

He's only one case obviously but with the amount of people constantly droning on and on about how other treatments have been abandoned it's nice to hear that might not be the full picture.

My daughter you works in cancer treatment ( expect for the earlier stages off this pandemic) as been working ( treating people as normal ( she works in Wigan so normal is subjective)

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

If Boris doesn’t set us free by 21 June, he’s in bother

He ain't. 

With a nation full of sheep, he can do what the fcuk he likes. 

Democracy my arse. 

31 minutes ago, captainmed said:

He ain't. 

With a nation full of sheep, he can do what the fcuk he likes. 

Democracy my arse. 

correct, all these people who think that "the public won't stand for it" don't have a clue what they're talking about - the British public will do what it's always done, and do exactly as they're told to, for however long it takes.

Boris could say we're locking down until Xmas, and other than a few grumblings on Twitter and a couple of hundred scrotes doing a march through London, next to fuck all would happen, and we'd all just get on with it

Fortunately the majority of the public are aware of the situation and acknowledge that some changes to society are necessary. 

Once they are no longer necessary, they won't.

42 minutes ago, captainmed said:

He ain't. 

With a nation full of sheep, he can do what the fcuk he likes. 

Democracy my arse. 

They could always protest, no wait there's going to law against that soon

1 hour ago, tyldesley_white said:

They could always protest, no wait there's going to law against that soon

I had always fancied a trip to North Korea.......

At least it saves me a few quid now. 

12 minutes ago, captainmed said:

I had always fancied a trip to North Korea.......

At least it saves me a few quid now. 

When are you going living in Thailand?

10 minutes ago, captainmed said:

I had always fancied a trip to North Korea.......

At least it saves me a few quid now. 

that's a bit over dramatic isn't it?

 

 

29 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

When are you going living in Thailand?

Pattaya Soi 6/1...

Oh, you said 'when' not 'where'.

14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Pattaya Soi 6/1...

Oh, you said 'when' not 'where'.

Soi 6 is my favorite 😻 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Soi 6 is my favorite 😻 

No surprises.

Unlike Soi 6/1.

Except it's obviously not a 'surprise' or 'accident'.

I don't frequent streetwalkers btw.

🙁

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

No surprises.

Unlike Soi 6/1.

Except it's obviously not a 'surprise' or 'accident'.

I don't frequent streetwalkers btw.

🙁

https://m.facebook.com/toyboxpattaya/
 

Some mental nights in here Great place and the lad that owns it is a top bloke 

@royal whiteyou been in there I assume? Last time I was in Ricky Hatton is fucking melted.