Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

51 minutes ago, MickyD said:

We all know a Jack belongs on a ship and a flag on land but until not very long ago, Union Jack was the accepted terminology for either. 
 

Only a real pedant would pretend someone’s an ignorant fucker for using the wrong word.

BD tried to correct Crawley, so fair enough really.

Anyroad, that's my tuppence worth

 

1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said:

You being generous with 5. 😂

Why would that be? I've got a very nice fella from Windsor coming, a bloke from Spain who we are also celebrating him having passed his citizenship test, a fella from North London who used to be the head of marketing at Creation in the heyday and has the subsequent great stories and record collection to prove it (big West Ham fan though so he's unbareable at the moment) a lovely lady from Blackheath and a nice bloke from Findland who makes rather soothing electronica in his spare time, very Eno-esque.

Very much looking forward to it.

 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

BD tried to correct Crawley, so fair enough really.

Anyroad, that's my tuppence worth

 

That's what I thought, I wasn't pulling BD up on anything.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

That's what I thought, I wasn't pulling BD up on anything.

If owt BD was being an ignorant pedant.😃

Just now, mickbrown said:

If owt BD was being an ignorant pedant.😃

Rules of the playground, innit? 

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Rules of the playground, innit? 

Anyroad, Miss Hoolie?

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

By a decree of Parliament in the early 1900s I believe you can use either, so BD is right to use whatever he wants.

I'm reading a book about navel history at the moment - I've got another about Shackleton on the go as well.

I would have thought that true patriots like RW wouldn't condem or take the piss out of anyone for learning about our navel history.

I guess if knowledge passes for being boring these days, then we really are fucked.

Given what is spouted, I'd rather be on lockdown than spend any time in the company of the blowhards that pontificate their options as facts on here. 

 

I have no interest in Belly Buttons. Each to their own 

34 minutes ago, Spider said:

Me me me me me me me me me me me me

Greater good my anus

 

15 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

So he's not going to Spain because he wants a holiday, its to support the Spainish tourism board.

I swear you couldn't make Mounts up, even if you pieced together all the cuttings of jingoistic rhetoric over the last 5 years.

 

Tweedle dum & Tweedle dummer. What a tag team. 😂

10 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

 

Tweedle dum & Tweedle dummer. What a tag team. 😂

You’re not handling being on the wrong side of things very well at all are you?

I can bleat, but you’re a league above dude

Edited March 27, 20215 yr by Spider

15 minutes ago, royal white said:

I have no interest in Belly Buttons. Each to their own 

Ouch. Poor effort.

14 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

 

Tweedle dum & Tweedle dummer. What a tag team. 😂

Deary me. 

Brazil report 3650 deaths in one day for Friday.

283k second doses done today

33 minutes ago, farnworth white said:

Brazil report 3650 deaths in one day for Friday.

They're are knackered over there, that Bolsonaro is a fucking mentalist

10 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

283k second doses done today

A good number that, it really is the second dose number that's important, as that's the one that will ultimately unlock us

15 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

283k second doses done today

Don’t tell Macron

46 minutes ago, Sweep said:

They're are knackered over there, that Bolsonaro is a fucking mentalist

Quite fancied it for my hols next year as part of a South American tour. There will be no cunt left to wipe Sand off my sun lounger at this rate 

56 minutes ago, Sweep said:

They're are knackered over there, that Bolsonaro is a fucking mentalist

I bet he can go for a pint and a holiday though.

Winners and Losers. Winners and Losers.

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Quite fancied it for my hols next year as part of a South American tour. There will be no cunt left to wipe Sand off my sun lounger at this rate 

if you do, make it the same time as carnaval in Rio

https://riotheguide.com/carnaval/

Just watched a pensioner outside home bargains middlebrook pull their mask down to sneeze into their hands then grab a trolley. 

Number 1 - what the fuck

Number 2 - It's Saturday, why the fuck are you shopping! You have Mon-Fri! 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just watched a pensioner outside home bargains middlebrook pull their mask down to sneeze into their hands then grab a trolley. 

Number 1 - what the fuck

Number 2 - It's Saturday, why the fuck are you shopping! You have Mon-Fri! 

they want to GET DEAD 

 

GET DEAD FIGURES

Somewhat reassuring after yesterday's increase

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just watched a pensioner outside home bargains middlebrook pull their mask down to sneeze into their hands then grab a trolley. 

Number 1 - what the fuck

Number 2 - It's Saturday, why the fuck are you shopping! You have Mon-Fri! 

Pensioners have been the worst through all this covid but yet the rest of us have had to keep them safe 

8 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

 

GET DEAD FIGURES

Somewhat reassuring after yesterday's increase

👍

you can bet 50 of them where RTAs 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just watched a pensioner outside home bargains middlebrook pull their mask down to sneeze into their hands then grab a trolley. 

Number 1 - what the fuck

Number 2 - It's Saturday, why the fuck are you shopping! You have Mon-Fri! 

I hope you told them to redo their Moodle training on IP&C