Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

HBAHT? Place is fucked nowadays 

Could fall overboard without a life jacket and stay buoyant long enough for the RNLI to grab her.

Plymouth sounds good based on the stuff posted so far.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Could fall overboard without a life jacket and stay buoyant long enough for the RNLI to grab her.

Plymouth sounds good based on the stuff posted so far.

Sounds right up my street 

Plymouth sounds good too 

43 minutes ago, Spider said:

Could fall overboard without a life jacket and stay buoyant long enough for the RNLI to grab her.

Plymouth sounds good based on the stuff posted so far.

Train journey is good from London, I'll give it that, all along that coastline.

Always seemed a disproportionate number of Scottish accents (admittedly I've been probably five times in total and never strayed much from the theatre as its always been a work trip) I put it down to merchant navy or something, although I could be completely wrong and I've always just timed my trip with a coach party from Glasgow.

‘You might feel very happy on your little island when you are all vaccinated, but your island might feel very small when you cannot leave it because your neighbours are not vaccinated'

15 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

‘You might feel very happy on your little island when you are all vaccinated, but your island might feel very small when you cannot leave it because your neighbours are not vaccinated'

Kipper will be gunning for you now

4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Train journey is good from London, I'll give it that, all along that coastline.

Always seemed a disproportionate number of Scottish accents (admittedly I've been probably five times in total and never strayed much from the theatre as its always been a work trip) I put it down to merchant navy or something, although I could be completely wrong and I've always just timed my trip with a coach party from Glasgow.

Royal Marines maybe ? It's their spiritual home and plenty of Jocks in there.

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

‘You might feel very happy on your little island when you are all vaccinated, but your island might feel very small when you cannot leave it because your neighbours are not vaccinated'

Who said that then?

Tattoo.

Or possibly de boss.

Taken from some alt-right m0ngalong's page of inane ramblings...

Put them on an island* and use it as a laboratory to test new vaccines and do other experiments too, like rubbing Angel Delight powder in their eyes.

* The Isle of Man.

Edited March 30, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

masks on the beach 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/covid-travel-news-rules-restrictions-uk-scotland-wales-england/amp/

39 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

masks on the beach 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/covid-travel-news-rules-restrictions-uk-scotland-wales-england/amp/

That would be nice, going on your holiday to relax and finding you have to wear a mask around the pool or on a beach - I get it in enclosed places, but on the beach FFS

I know they say it'll be a "strict new law" but I wonder if they actually will fine people caught without masks

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

Royal Marines maybe ? It's their spiritual home and plenty of Jocks in there.

Suppose, aye. Although I might be that they only employ scottish people to give directions. Just always struck me as odd.

1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Who said that then?

Hmm

 

“Senior EU official”

“one diplomat” (sic)

“anonymous senior diplomat speaking to CNN”

Probably Macron, then

51 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Hmm

 

“Senior EU official”

“one diplomat” (sic)

“anonymous senior diplomat speaking to CNN”

Probably Macron, then

Is that the philosophy behind the eu approach then. Don't bother so much, as many other places are also slow?

59 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Hmm

 

“Senior EU official”

“one diplomat” (sic)

“anonymous senior diplomat speaking to CNN”

Probably Macron, then

An ill thought out attempt at oneupmanship you might say

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

That would be nice, going on your holiday to relax and finding you have to wear a mask around the pool or on a beach - I get it in enclosed places, but on the beach FFS

I know they say it'll be a "strict new law" but I wonder if they actually will fine people caught without masks

Only those with Blue passports will get fined.

With all this panic about going on holiday this year is anyone else thinking 'fuck it save the money and go daft next year'.

We are planning 6-8 weeks in Lanzarote over 3 trips and 2 weeks in the States next year instead. 

Bazzin numbers today

Everything down big style, apart from vaccinations

Just now, Ani said:

With all this panic about going on holiday this year is anyone else thinking 'fuck it save the money and go daft next year'.

We are planning 6-8 weeks in Lanzarote over 3 trips and 2 weeks in the States next year instead. 

“There’s plenty of this country I haven’t seen yet”

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Bazzin numbers today

Everything down big style, apart from vaccinations

Yeah excellent Tuesday is usually catch up day so the numbers are great. I did say last week that I thought some of Monday and Tuesday might have been mixed as Monday was really low even allowing for the catch up. But these are very good news. 

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

“There’s plenty of this country I haven’t seen yet”

If I go abroad my missus spends all day sunbathing and does not talk to me, if we stay in UK and go somewhere really nice she will expect me to have a conversation so fuck that . 

10 hours ago, Spider said:

Cheers.

Shes got a Beneteau 55.

they're planning to spend around 8 weeks down there this summer and said we should go down. They’d been moored in Wales last year but got pissed off with the restrictions.

Serious bit of kit that. Places I described before are long day trip distance and smaller ones youd be mooring and using tender. May be worth considering trip with stop in Falmouth to get around Lizard and St Ives .

PS first thing to know in sailing lessons is why its called a boom

1 hour ago, Ani said:

Yeah excellent Tuesday is usually catch up day so the numbers are great. I did say last week that I thought some of Monday and Tuesday might have been mixed as Monday was really low even allowing for the catch up. But these are very good news. 

Wonder how many tests were done. 

 

Looking very positive

Fewer people got dead in last two weeks than five year average 

 

https://app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrIjoiYmUwNmFhMjYtNGZhYS00NDk2LWFlMTAtOTg0OGNhNmFiNGM0IiwidCI6ImVlNGUxNDk5LTRhMzUtNGIyZS1hZDQ3LTVmM2NmOWRlODY2NiIsImMiOjh9

 

37 minutes ago, green genie said:

Serious bit of kit that. Places I described before are long day trip distance and smaller ones youd be mooring and using tender. May be worth considering trip with stop in Falmouth to get around Lizard and St Ives .

PS first thing to know in sailing lessons is why its called a boom

It’s a lovely boat. I know I could buy a fucking nice house for what they paid for it. They’re planning to sail round to Mallorca next summer.

I’ll have a look at your suggestions, think they’re happy to moor up and use the rib if needs be.