Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Full lockdown in france

europe going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

Sure Chris Whitty won’t mind us going over though

Just now, Spider said:

Full lockdown in france

europe going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

Sure Chris Whitty won’t mind us going over though

Can I go to Spain for a full breakfast?

11 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Can I go to Spain for a full breakfast?

Yes of course

You have To uSe YoUR cOmMOn SEnsE

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Wales open for visitors from 12 April and pubs and restaurants opening from 26 April.

Might take a look

Good. Holiday on then. 

You can walk into Mcdonalds, order your food and take it outside to eat.

You can’t walk into a pub, order a drink and take it outside to consume. 

2 hours ago, Horwich said:

You can walk into Mcdonalds, order your food and take it outside to eat.

You can’t walk into a pub, order a drink and take it outside to consume. 

I think most people know that, what's your point?

13 hours ago, Spider said:

Yes of course

You have To uSe YoUR cOmMOn SEnsE

The alternative sound fantastic. 

1. Pay for ridiculously over-priced UK holidays. 

2. Get pissed on for a week or so with temperatures that barely break through the mid-teens. 

Sounds like real fun ................... 

2nd jab day at Breightmet health Centre. Never seen as many oldies taking 5 attempts to get in a parking space. All you can hear from my office is a constant hum of revving cars. Honestly it's like cocoon. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

2nd jab day at Breightmet health Centre. Never seen as many oldies taking 5 attempts to get in a parking space. All you can hear from my office is a constant hum of revving cars. Honestly it's like cocoon. 

My wee brother starts a job there next month. Did you say you work there occasionally? 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

My wee brother starts a job there next month. Did you say you work there occasionally? 

I'm based here. What's he doing? 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm based here. What's he doing? 

I’m not actually sure. I think he’s only there 3 days a week as he’s been out through his masters so 2 days at uni. I will ask 

15 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Wales open for visitors from 12 April and pubs and restaurants opening from 26 April.

Might take a look

I had a mooch around Saundersfoot with the kid yesterday. Nothing open obviously (apart from whats allowed) The place was heaving. Enjoyed a takeaway beer and some chips on the harbour. First time I've done anything like that in ages.

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm based here. Is he hung like a donkey? 

 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

 

There isn't 1 fella in here worth looking at. Except from 1 GP who's a bit shouty but I kind of like that 👀

Unfortunately for him he didn’t inherit the same dashing good looks as me. 

241k first doses/404k second doses done yesterday

My daughters mates husband was rushed into Bolton Royal last night with COVID, on  a ventilator now, 37 years old, he manages one of our junior teams so always kept himself fit, nice lad too, he'll be reet

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

There isn't 1 fella in here worth looking at. Except from 1 GP who's a bit shouty but I kind of like that 👀

THIS IS WHERE RUDY SWITCHES HIS CAPS LOCK ON.

When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine?

Neither sight nor sound yet.

I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy.

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine?

Neither sight nor sound yet.

I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy.

Had mine already, apparently if you’re a good lucking fucker you get an early call up, that’s the only category I fall into. 

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine?

Neither sight nor sound yet.

I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy.

Become a carer or develop a chronic condition 👍

Had both of mine and I’m still young... in my head.

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine?

Neither sight nor sound yet.

I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy.

Just book they don’t check 

4 minutes ago, royal white said:

Had mine already, apparently if you’re a good lucking fucker you get an early call up, that’s the only category I fall into. 

Seems to me that all the mudbloods, ne'er do wells and promiscuous types have been singled out first. Can't behave, you see. Feral. 

A bit like Total Recall. You know what I mean.

On the other hand, us vaccinated lot are calling you lot the great unwashed