Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

38 minutes ago, Spider said:

When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine?

Neither sight nor sound yet.

I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy.

Had my first one the other week, around here they're now well into the 30-40 age group, and some even younger being called up. A lad I know in his mid twenties got a text to go the other day as there was spare capacity, so hopefully they'll have nearly all the adult population around here done with their first jabs by the end of April

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

241k first doses/404k second doses done yesterday

Amazing

Deaths halved from last Thursday 

 

 

Huge drops across the board again

7 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

 

Huge drops across the board again

I wonder how many of the 51 hadn’t had the vaccine. 

They're not doing Horwich.

They're going to wait until all the surrounding areas are safe to evacuate then firebomb it, like that African village at the beginning of 'Outbreak'.

Hey presto - no more 40 odd year old scrotes dressed like 18yr olds, JD Sports bag over shoulders, scalding their girlfriends with kettles...

Pubs everywhere remove the 'no sportswear' signs now decent folk are shut of the plague of the borough.

 

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Amazing

Deaths halved from last Thursday 

 

At the risk of being pedantic,63 deaths last Thursday and 51 deaths today. All moving in the right direction, but not half of last Thursdays deaths.

whos still GETING DEAD then ????

3 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

At the risk of being pedantic,63 deaths last Thursday and 51 deaths today. All moving in the right direction, but not half of last Thursdays deaths.

I’ll just go and slap my adviser

 

39 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They're not doing Horwich.

They're going to wait until all the surrounding areas are safe to evacuate then firebomb it, like that African village at the beginning of 'Outbreak'.

Hey presto - no more 40 odd year old scrotes dressed like 18yr olds, JD Sports bag over shoulders, scalding their girlfriends with kettles...

Pubs everywhere remove the 'no sportswear' signs now decent folk are shut of the plague of the borough.

 

I scald my missus with a £180 pair of hair straighteners.

ACtually

1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I wonder how many of the 51 hadn’t had the vaccine. 

And of those who didn’t, reasons for not.

If any of the 51 were offered either by age or by underlying health then, I hope it becomes a lesson for more people.

9 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

There isn't 1 fella in here worth looking at. Except from 1 GP who's a bit shouty but I kind of like that 👀

That must be the reason R Maud left there last year. 

4 hours ago, royal white said:

Had mine already, apparently if you’re a good lucking fucker you get an early call up, that’s the only category I fall into. 

I heard they were helping the homosexual community first 

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I heard they were helping the homosexual community first 

Best practice your mincing 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Best practice your mincing 

Practiced mincing with your Mam, pushing meat into a hole 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Practiced mincing with your Mam, pushing meat into a hole 

Is that after I rejected you? 

11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Is that after I rejected you? 

Next best thing and your dad was busy 

Just now, Rudy said:

Next best thing and your dad was busy 

Yeah bumming yer Dad. Big gayer. 

37 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I heard they were helping the homosexual community first 

In a good looking beefer 

16 hours ago, athywhite1958 said:

My daughters mates husband was rushed into Bolton Royal last night with COVID, on  a ventilator now, 37 years old, he manages one of our junior teams so always kept himself fit, nice lad too, he'll be reet

There was a piece on the news last night about Brazil where the majority of people on ventilators in hospitals right now were in their 30's. Scary stuff, they've now had 325,000 deaths but the majority of those would be back when the elderly and with underlying issues were the victims. Any Brazil variants over here can fuck right off,

9 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

There was a piece on the news last night about Brazil where the majority of people on ventilators in hospitals right now were in their 30's. Scary stuff, they've now had 325,000 deaths but the majority of those would be back when the elderly and with underlying issues were the victims. Any Brazil variants over here can fuck right off,

Read in some science publication that Brazil is particularly worrying because it’s being allowed to mutate at will given the speed it’s spreading.

Wont be on the holiday list for a few years.

Chris Whitty says no more lockdown:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210401161406/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/01/no-lockdowns-britain-will-treat-coronavirus-like-flu-says/

2 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

There was a piece on the news last night about Brazil where the majority of people on ventilators in hospitals right now were in their 30's. Scary stuff, they've now had 325,000 deaths but the majority of those would be back when the elderly and with underlying issues were the victims. Any Brazil variants over here can fuck right off,

Chile is also worrying.

Plenty vaccinated, but infections etc are on the rise

Edited April 2, 20215 yr by boltondiver
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Rules are being loosened for visitors to care homes

So what have France and Italy done, or not done, to end up in a right mess? 

Us, 4k cases 

France, 59k

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

So what have France and Italy done, or not done, to end up in a right mess? 

Us, 4k cases 

France, 59k

Stayed in the EU