Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

I thought all that Brexit nonsense was finished with now?

Surely our crack team of seasoned, brass-necked negotiators have beaten the tank-reversing, shit-eating, bone-idle European cowards to a pulp by now?

Tsk.

Give them chance. Only started this week.

100 aside- if 80% (worst case scenario) catch it, that's 160 sick.

Apparently death rate rises to around 2% for over 50s. A reasonable assumption that plenty of negotiators will be, and some moreso, that could see around 4 of them croak it before they've got going!

2 British Airways staff have tested positive.

Safe to say it’s no longer a case of containment. Imagine tracing everyone they’ve been in contact with, and then everyone those passengers have been in contact with.

Lollllzzzzz

It’ll be reet

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

It’ll be reet

Exactly.

its this years Ice Bucket Challenge

Just now, Spider said:

Exactly.

its this years Ice Bucket Challenge

In that case I nominate Mounts 

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

2 British Airways staff have tested positive.

Safe to say it’s no longer a case of containment. Imagine tracing everyone they’ve been in contact with, and then everyone those passengers have been in contact with.

Lollllzzzzz

 

Independent research shows that marijuana is keeping the virus away. 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Independent research shows that marijuana is keeping the virus away. 

And bing 

Man in the pub told me today that alcohol prevents it

21 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Man in the pub told me today that alcohol prevents it

Was you in Horwich?

19 hours ago, leigh white said:

Fuck me, this comment coming from a former Morning Star seller.😄

Just found that kitchen chair of yours, shall I drop it off tomorrow matey ?

8 hours ago, deane koontz said:

 I was thinking about that the other day. As another one who knows fuck all about such things. Might have a crash course this weekend 🤔

Absolutely...buy low sell high.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thick left wing young racists😊

3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Our office is on Pancras Square, just opposite Google’s European HQ. Loads of folk been off this week with a cold, I’ve got a head cold at the moment. Travel into St Pancras everyday - apparently the top place for transmissions if it’s going to really take hold in London.

Here is the thing, we have some preparation - as I said over a week ago no travel to our offices in locations such as China or Italy, we have to take our laptops home every night in case of closure. 

There will be illness - in a way I’ll be bloody surprised if I don’t catch it, given my commute, where I work and how much my clients travel or are internationally based. 

You still have to go to work, if I have to stay home, I’ll work from there and do Zoom meetings. Not much else you can do.
 

 

In seriousness fella, are many wearing masks down your way ?

In my working week, I've been in Rawtenstall and Bolton, not seen a single one, except for Traf, and that's because he's an ugly fucker anyway.

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

In seriousness fella, are many wearing masks down your way ?

In my working week, I've been in Rawtenstall and Bolton, not seen a single one, except for Traf, and that's because he's an ugly fucker anyway.

Cheeky cunt, that was my actual face not a mask.

Club shop 2pm tomorrow...

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Was you in Horwich?

Preston. Hanging on now for him to confirm German Gourmet Doner is also a preventative measure. 

4 minutes ago, Traf said:

Cheeky cunt, that was my actual face not a mask.

Club shop 2pm tomorrow...

Nice....I'm wearing my Mcginlay is a cunt mask 😊

Saw someone on the tram with a mask on yesterday. Not seen anyone ont corona wagon from Bolton to manc wearing one yet... unless veils count? 

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Saw someone on the tram with a mask on yesterday. Not seen anyone ont corona wagon from Bolton to manc wearing one yet... unless veils count? 

Thousands of them then, I stand corrected 😊

17 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

In seriousness fella, are many wearing masks down your way ?

In my working week, I've been in Rawtenstall and Bolton, not seen a single one, except for Traf, and that's because he's an ugly fucker anyway.

Bloke on same train as me today had his scarf wrapped over his face and used so much sanitiser on his hands it smelt like he had bathed in turps

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Bloke on same train as me today had his scarf wrapped over his face and used so much sanitiser on his hands it smelt like he had bathed in turps

Just spat mulled wine over my mask, nice one fella 😂

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Just spat mulled wine over my mask, nice one fella 😂

He was sat with two of his mates who didn't give a shit and were being normal.

Decided that when I needed the toilet is walk past him and sneeze but he got off before I got chance 

2 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

He was sat with two of his mates who didn't give a shit and were being normal.

Decided that when I needed the toilet is walk past him and sneeze but he got off before I got chance 

Are you down south or up North fella? 

Honestly seen nothing up here all week other than a nurse at The Royal Bolton, carrying tater ash and running about like Duncan Norville 

Definitely coming down with summat

Right @gonzo get this sweepstake sorted lad before folk start dropping like flies 

Sat in on a training meeting for a couple of days at Head Office down in the poncey shires this week

Japanese company that has a lot of folk there from the Far East (Japan, China, Malaysia) plus lots of southern poofs who live nearby

Not a single mask. Not one. Thought that there might be but nope, nothing. Not even owt from the Southerners

Funny as fuck. There was a Finnish bloke in the meeting. Any time anyone coughed or blew their nose he stood up and sprayed an aerosol and washed his hands with antibacterial gel. Could see from the looks on people's faces that summat was going to happen. Eventually a lass from Brum exploded and tore the poor fucker a new one accusing him of being racist against the East Asians. The massive fanny walked out of the meeting saying it was too dangerous to be there