Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

One of ours is a cruiser 

he’s going oxford you can have a cruise off 

no one on a cruise wears gloves, so it must be one of the adlington bouys (sea what i did there)

Can we have a WW Deadpool ?

I'm going for :

Victor Meldrew (cruiser)

Manc Wanderer (cruiser)

Leigh White (age)

2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Can we have a WW Deadpool ?

I'm going for :

Victor Meldrew (cruiser)

Manc Wanderer (cruiser)

Leigh White (age)

thanks for that

3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Can we have a WW Deadpool ?

I'm going for :

Victor Meldrew (cruiser)

Manc Wanderer (cruiser)

Leigh White (age)

Leigh voting Tory aged me.

3 cruises meldrew 

it’s not looking good 

3 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

3 cruises meldrew 

it’s not looking good 

the july cruise will make it 31st cruises hope i make it

5 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

3 cruises meldrew 

it’s not looking good 

Floating ⚰️ 

15 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Leigh voting Tory aged me.

Stop voting Tory then Scargy 😊

People who go on cruises are nearly as bad as people who go skiing.

The most important part is telling people how good it is. And that you’ve been.

When you’re wrong and you know it.

Its a fucking prison boat with alcohol.

Went to a social work do type thing tonight and everyone bumped elbows instead of shaking hands

Wtf

Im on the train home and coughing and spluttering and shouting "high ya" just to shit the soft cunts up

43 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

love sugar puffs, as they smell of wee

At least you wont be getting off the boat, fucking normal folks holidays up

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

People who go on cruises are nearly as bad as people who go skiing.

The most important part is telling people how good it is. And that you’ve been.

When you’re wrong and you know it.

Its a fucking prison boat with alcohol.

chap at work has just got back from a northern lights cruise. 
On a boat out on the sea wind temp of -11. 
He’s paid for that. Fuckin idiot 

28 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Stop voting Tory then Scargy 😊

Fuck me, this comment coming from a former Morning Star seller.😄

 

3 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Well I hope if that’s the case you are paid an inordinate amount extra for the risk. 

Has the concept of "Conservative Government" not sunk in yet?

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Can we have a WW Deadpool ?

I'm going for :

miamiwhite (thrown off a roof by cruisers.....who narrowly got ahead of remainers, commies, groomers, pikeys, leythers, democrats, pinkos, vegans, abstainers, cheese, mickbrown and fan5)

Victor Meldrew (cruiser)

Manc Wanderer (cruiser)

Leigh White (age)

EFA

If you panic buy, then you are an absolute fucking bulb. 
 

That’s all.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

People who go on cruises are nearly as bad as people who go skiing.

The most important part is telling people how good it is. And that you’ve been.

When you’re wrong and you know it.

Its a fucking prison boat with alcohol.

No. It’s shit. And I’ve not yet been. 

But it’s her “special” birthday and it means a lot. And she’ll pay half. But she hasn’t. And I’m now skint. And she isn’t

But it’s an all-inclusive prison boat with branded alcohol so that makes it OK. So we’ll be clinking glasses of snide Smirnoff with Bob and Marjory from Hemel Hempstead who are determined to enjoy the two weeks before Bob’s “anal investigations” that Marjory sees as a minor irritation and hopes that she no longer has to keep replacing that lovely carpet in the bathroom that Bob keeps unfortunately spoiling

i simply can’t wait.

5 hours ago, Spider said:

If you panic buy, then you are an absolute fucking bulb. 
 

That’s all.

Excepting beer, one presumes?

10 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Got an email today to say we (community nurses) could be going swabbibg people in their own homes if they have symptoms

You sure they said swabbing? 

9 hours ago, leigh white said:

It was never like this at the Nevada.

 

Correct. It was by Norman Greenbaum.

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Excepting beer, one presumes?

People have started panic buying beer? 

10 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

One of ours is a cruiser 

he’s going oxford you can have a cruise off 

Er, Oxford is land-locked. You're thinking of punting, not cruising. 

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Excepting beer, one presumes?

I panic buy beer on a regular basis anyway

Like when nip to the shop for milk on a Monday and you buy 6 beers just in case you fancy one later

Repeat till Thursday

Anyway, at this networking type event in Manchester, no one would shake hands, the new way to say hello is to tap elbows it would seem