Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

Are you down south or up North fella? 

Honestly seen nothing up here all week other than a nurse at The Royal Bolton, carrying tater ash and running about like Duncan Norville 

London

Seen a few with surgical masks on and one on the underground holding her nose for her whole journey 

I'm very much on the couldn't give a shit camp 

All this non handshake bollocks at the football; are they all going to play non contact and keep a good yard away from each other?

No phlobbing or de-snotting?

If they're that concerned, why not just use hand sanitiser before they go on the pitch?

Who will be the first player to have to get it? I'll go for Paul Pogba.

14 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

All this non handshake bollocks at the football; are they all going to play non contact and keep a good yard away from each other?

No phlobbing or de-snotting?

If they're that concerned, why not just use hand sanitiser before they go on the pitch?

Who will be the first player to have to get it? I'll go for Paul Pogba.

Add to that the 70000 people watching em.

Least of your worries shaking the hand of a fellow athlete when the likes of fat Frank are dribbling whilst hurling abuse at you in the front row. 

26 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

All this non handshake bollocks at the football; are they all going to play non contact and keep a good yard away from each other?

No phlobbing or de-snotting?

If they're that concerned, why not just use hand sanitiser before they go on the pitch?

Who will be the first player to have to get it? I'll go for Paul Pogba.

Mark Davies had it in 2014

Been given a pamphlet for the weekends games

Handshakes are a no. 
Sharing Waterbottles is a no. 
Spare kits to be changed into at halftime (that usually happens anyways)

Told of the symptoms and to be alert if you experience any of them.

Government is concerned the numbers will increase due to so many sporting events this weekend. 

England v Wales tomorrow in the rugby. Is the scrum going to take on some form of Coronavirus type of stand-off? How will it be possible to play the match without any physical contact?

 

Spider was right-ish

Drink through

50 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

All this non handshake bollocks at the football; are they all going to play non contact and keep a good yard away from each other?

No phlobbing or de-snotting?

If they're that concerned, why not just use hand sanitiser before they go on the pitch?

Who will be the first player to have to get it? I'll go for Paul Pogba.

Slight flaw in your thinking as he never actually goes on the pitch 😁

i've become a muzzie, burkas are  the future

John Aldridge would have been a cert in his day the big nosed twat 😂

2 hours ago, Boby Brno said:

How will it be possible to play the match without any physical contact?

Isn’t that Rugby Union anyway?

The ball is in Row Z most of the game 

What about ATM machines, never seen one of them being cleaned before use yet, in fact, was behind someone tonight who put his card in his gob while waiting for his money and sorting his wallet,  and those touch screen things in McDonalds, should turn them off straight away the number of people using them after one another will be a source of spreading.

not sure how long it lasts on surfaces but quick follow on things like that will be a source of people picking it up I’d say 

 

It’s bears weekend in Blackpool this week, featuring polar bears, bears, cubs, otters and chasers. 

Id like to see someone tell one of them they can’t shake hands whilst they’re covered in olive oil slipping in and out of each other in a big paddling pool like a bunch of mauling hippos in shallow waters. 

58 minutes ago, gonzo said:

It’s bears weekend in Blackpool this week, featuring polar bears, bears, cubs, otters and chasers. 

Id like to see someone tell one of them they can’t shake hands whilst they’re covered in olive oil slipping in and out of each other in a big paddling pool like a bunch of mauling hippos in shallow waters. 

Latest news about the virus scare is that everyone at John Lennon airport has been put into isolation. Imagine all the people

Premier League considering playing in empty stadiums and over 70s banned from attending 

Roy Hodgson is fucked.

7 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Premier League considering playing in empty stadiums and over 70s banned from attending 

Roy Hodgson is fucked.

Good job we’re not in the PL a few off here would be getting their piss stained undies in a twist if the age was lowered slightly 

In all seriousness. How long before we end up on some sort of lock down countrywide? Is that feasible? And would it actually solve the problem?

ive always been really concerned about this virus since it became apparent it existed, not for me per se as I don’t think it would really do me any major damage, just more so for both wider family friends etc and of course the economy. 
 

 

Average age of those it pots is 81.

Im still not convinced it’s the menace it’s being portrayed as.

I can understand the likes of Bolty and Malc being worried, but for the rest of us it’s a week off work at worst.

Carry on

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It is the elderly ones with a bad chest or ticker that seems to succumb to it, young healthy pups are fine. I think the concern is how easily it can spread more than anything else.

Let it spread.

Presumably once you’ve had it you won’t get it again soon, and a vaccine will be around by the end of the year.

All I’m really after is for the football season to be cancelled.

At the very least, premier langue games to be played behind closed doors so those filthy bin dippers have to lift the trophy in an empty stadium.

7 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

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Dr Sax

great name

23 minutes ago, Spider said:

Average age of those it pots is 81.

Im still not convinced it’s the menace it’s being portrayed as.

I can understand the likes of Bolty and Malc being worried, but for the rest of us it’s a week off work at worst.

Carry on

Oi ginge. Fuckin' behave.

No masks here, saw one yesterday on the tube.

Got a proper crappy cold though....