Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

22 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Honestly mate, they are numb as piss stones. Can't find a bag of pasta in the supermarkets here at present. Media hyped over reaction by lemming mentality morons.

Wonder if folk will ever bother using their brain again instead of swallowing all of the 'crisis' hysteria whipped up by the media and social media. I doubt it.

It is amazing, I don't know how you've stuck it for for so long. They are with out a doubt the dullest most gormless race of people on the planet. The lack of intelligence I can put up with. The dullness though, wow, it's incredible

Yeah, Da Vinci - what a c*nt...

World's greatest lovers? Live with their mam 'til 40 and endowed wi' Chinese mouse sized peckers (according to statues in their image)

Ooh, hello sailors!

Nine bob notes...

Connoisseurs will note 'god's' arms draped around a younger bumchum...Found next day brown bread floating in the sea of Galilee with a lightning rod up his Gary.

Sat in Euston waiting for train last night

Some fat bloke in a mask trying to drink his coffee

Wouldn't take his mask off and tried to drink his coffee sideways through his mask then spilt it all over himself

Daft twat

Got a video of the aftermath but don't know how to upload them on here

 

Is that Bassini?

15 hours ago, Boo said:

In home bargains at bmet today, talking to cashier and they've sold out of arsewipe 3 times in as many days.

Talking about Home Bargains, a friend of mine is manager of a branch and a customer pleaded to be allowed to take her toddler to the staff toilet. She allowed them in and later found out the woman had cleared the staff toilet of hand sanitiser.

It would appear the cold was just a cold and starting to feel better now.

But one thing I didn’t fancy was going out of the house, so I’m stocked up. Last days of Rome in the supermarkets round here, folk stocking up on tins of sardines. Now I like a sardine but I’m not sure it’d be my go  to if I felt like shite.

If anyone needs bog roll, it’s £50 a roll, free delivery in London only.

I’ve stocked up on anti-diarrhoea tablets.

I’ll  stayed bunged up until this is all over

Bog roll hoarding/panic buying - Proof in the pudding that 98.6% of people are cunts...I've loads of odd socks and the nearby disused railway has plenty dock leaves growing AND I have a little used teapot (and there's a stream not far).

Gather all the flappers together for iv 'vaccine'  administration (actually hiv semen).

 

Clever tactic from supermarkets to limit certain products to 5 per customer. That’ll ramp up the panic buying. 

I doubt the supermarkets are arsed if one person buys ten packs of toilet tissue or ten people each buy one pack; a sale's a sale.

All matches in Italy now off.

 

 

18 million people in lockdown across two cities 

54 minutes ago, gonzo said:

All matches in Italy now off.

 

 

18 million people in lockdown across two cities 

It was delayed for 75 minutes, but still played. Other games in Italy are still on.

Get ready for phase 2

5 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Get ready for phase 2

What's that ?

Just now, deane koontz said:

What's that ?

Panic

My manager gets back into the office after a 4 day trip to Florence last week. 

I'm hoping someone's told her to WFH for 2 weeks. 

Two strains identified in China now, it seems that the one spreading now causes slightly less serious disease hence it spreads more easily. 

I’m interested in the differences between South Korea and Italy. Both have virtually same number of cases but 6 times more deaths in Italy. Which is a significant difference. Especially given one assumes a breakout was earlier in SK. Ageing population or is it the more severe strain breaking out there? 

Went Tai Pan in Manc for tea

Normally half full at the quietest of times

Totally dead, been like this for weeks now according to the owner

@ZicoKelly they cut their prices? 

11 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Went Tai Pan in Manc for tea

Normally half full at the quietest of times

Totally dead, been like this for weeks now according to the owner

Did you take Little Whitt?

33 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Two strains identified in China now, it seems that the one spreading now causes slightly less serious disease hence it spreads more easily. 

I’m interested in the differences between South Korea and Italy. Both have virtually same number of cases but 6 times more deaths in Italy. Which is a significant difference. Especially given one assumes a breakout was earlier in SK. Ageing population or is it the more severe strain breaking out there? 

I assumed Italy’s infection rate was due to the kissy kissy continental greeting

My beery defence technique is still doing the trick.

It’s not cheap but I feel fine.