Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

4 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I assumed Italy’s infection rate was due to the kissy kissy continental greeting

Infection rate - who knows? But both SK and Italy have over 7 thousand cases. 366 deaths in Italy. 50 odd in SK. Might just be older population in Italy. But that’s a 5% death rate vs 0.7%. That’s very different on face of it. 

15 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Infection rate - who knows? But both SK and Italy have over 7 thousand cases. 366 deaths in Italy. 50 odd in SK. Might just be older population in Italy. But that’s a 5% death rate vs 0.7%. That’s very different on face of it. 

Nobody seems to want to ask that question.

 

At least you are onto it now.

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Get ready for phase 2

What does that involve?

 

Up the ABV to at least 6.7

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

What does that involve?

 

Not sure what it will involve more widely. But don't be surprised to see drive through testing centres in Bolton in the near future.

Sensible and proportional if you ask me.

Just now, kent_white said:

Not sure what it will involve more widely. But don't be surprised to see drive through testing centres in Bolton in the near future.

Sensible and proportional if you ask me.

They’d get loads more tests done if they trained staff at McDonald’s and kfc to do then

Italy are getting hammered.  I wonder if it is because they look after their elderly at home rather than in a home and they have many more cases of older infected?

2 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Not sure what it will involve more widely. But don't be surprised to see drive through testing centres in Bolton in the near future.

Sensible and proportional if you ask me.

Why is Bolton behind others considering how busy it is? A good fair few hospitals have them already?

32 minutes ago, Spider said:

My beery defence technique is still doing the trick.

It’s not cheap but I feel fine.

Marijuana is keeping it at bay

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Marijuana is keeping it at bay

As usual it’s down to pioneers like us to lead the way.

shame I’m too pissed to do anything about it 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

As usual it’s down to pioneers like us to lead the way.

shame I’m too pissed to do anything about it 

I’ve just been in a stadium full of our Chinese friends, best put our theory into practice 

12 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I’ve just been in a stadium full of our Chinese friends, best put our theory into practice 

Anyone got you in the sweep? @gonzo get me down for Rudy please 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Anyone got you in the sweep? @gonzo get me down for Rudy please 

Neighbours are Chinese as well

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Anyone got you in the sweep? @gonzo get me down for Rudy please 

I’ve spent most of the weekend licking the door handles of Italian restaurants.

You May want to put a farthing on me in the sweep.

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Neighbours are Chinese as well

Remember to leave out your training kit and stuff at the back of the house before you get taken away 👍🏼 And my pass for the bench at the euros when it happens in 2028

Just now, Spider said:

I’ve spent most of the weekend licking the door handles of Italian restaurants.

You May want to put a farthing on me in the sweep.

They won’t treat you anyway. They will self isolate you away with youri in a disused nursing home somewhere 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

@ZicoKelly they cut their prices? 

Doubt it would make a difference

Apparently it's the same all round china town

Be interesting to know if takeaways are being hit as hard

You'll see restaurants, cinemas and all other shit dropping off a cliff as cases increase over here and people stay home. 

Add in whole regions of China and Italy being on lockdown (with more to follow). 

100% tipping us into a global recession this. 

Northern Italy being on lockdown is a disaster for engineering firms.

A huge amount of machinery and parts are made there with no viable alternatives.

Throw the Chinese delays into the mix and May/June/July will be dire for everyone, once the knock on effects gather pace.

The Italians have probably done the right thing here, as dramatic as it’s seems.

 

12 minutes ago, Spider said:

Northern Italy being on lockdown is a disaster for engineering firms.

A huge amount of machinery and parts are made there with no viable alternatives.

Throw the Chinese delays into the mix and May/June/July will be dire for everyone, once the knock on effects gather pace.

The Italians have probably done the right thing here, as dramatic as it’s seems.

 

Last time I was in Italy, it was flooded with old people, everywhere. Just sat on benches staring into space all day long. 

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Last time I was on an away day with casino it was flooded with old people, everywhere. Just sat on benches staring into space all day long stinking of piss

EFA

Just now, Escobarp said:

EFA

😂

The train home yesterday had a whiff of it

21 dead now in the US,

Edited March 8, 20206 yr by tyldesley_white
wrong figure

 

13 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

 

Top lad is Chris. Him and Steve Shanyaski are very funny local stand ups