Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Looks like Dom has told him to take his paternity leave as 10 PMQs in a row. 

39 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Apparently that’s not allowed if your boris. 
 

but yes you are correct in reality. But reality doesn’t come in to it where boris is concerned 

 

Who says he's on paternity leave?

Got a message from Runshaw College saying they aren't going back this academic year, they do Yr 12 and up.

14 minutes ago, Tombwfc said:

 

Who says he's on paternity leave?

when he had his kid, they said he'd take it at some point before end of June (has to be within 53 days)

who knows, but if he's not taking it now, where the fuck is he, and if he's absent for another reason, it would mean he still has time off to take in the next 6 weeks!!

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

Looks like Dom has told him to take his paternity leave as 10 PMQs in a row. 

Fair play to him 

boring as fuck anyway get in garden Boris 

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, but only when the nanny has changed the nappies

Hes a wrong un

Fair does, he was entertaining but its not remotely funny anymore

5 minutes ago, Casino said:

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, but only when the nanny has changed the nappies

Hes a wrong un

Fair does, he was entertaining but its not remotely funny anymore

Reckon getting ill has taken the wind out of his sails... 

 

He will be gone soon imo

He was playing at it pre illness

Daft fucker didnt get what the job entails

In my opinion

1 minute ago, only1swanny said:

Reckon getting ill has taken the wind out of his sails... 

 

He will be gone soon imo

More likely he's realised he needs to put a shit in and the lazy fucker can't be arsed.

 

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

More likely he's realised he needs to put a shit in and the lazy fucker can't be arsed.

 

I was doing the PC version ...

He’s been furloughed

Just now, only1swanny said:

I was doing the PC version ...

I meant to say shift.

He’s doing PMQ’s

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52682923

Well, at least they are now setting some variant of example. 

There’s a picture of boris leaving no10 now to Attend PMQ’s

 

bunch  of fucking fannys  worse than old gossiping women you lot 

 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

He’s doing PMQ’s

Excellent. This'll be fun

Just now, Escobarp said:

There’s a picture of boris leaving no10 now to Attend PMQ’s

 

bunch  of fucking fannys  worse than old gossiping women you lot 

 

Brave little soldier

Fuck all else to do until the sun hits my garden in approximately 20 minutes.

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

There’s a picture of boris leaving no10 now to Attend PMQ’s

 

bunch  of fucking fannys  worse than old gossiping women you lot 

 

Aye, who gives a fuck 

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Aye, who gives a fuck 

Pathetic isn’t it. Cunts need to get a life 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Pathetic isn’t it. Cunts need to get a life 

What was that you said earlier in the week about all having an opinion and just not engaging if it didn't interest you? 😀

Just now, mickbrown said:

What was that you said earlier in the week about all having an opinion and just not engaging if it didn't interest you? 😀

I’m not engaging 😁
 

Just giving my opinion and that’s me done. You’re a bunch of gossiping fucking fannies. That’s actually a fact rather than opinion though 

Just now, Escobarp said:

I’m not engaging 😁
 

Just giving my opinion and that’s me done. You’re a bunch of gossiping fucking fannies. That’s actually a fact rather than opinion though 

Toodle pip!

😀

 

Starmer is rattling him

 

couldn’t not post it 😂

She's rank, I bet her fanny smells like a butchers bin on a hot day

I'll wager that she's massively filthy as well

Edited May 20, 20206 yr by Sweep