Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Get your antibody tests...

https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/coronavirus-antibody-test-kits.html

Not sure a random free for all is the way to go with these.

Fucking hell.
 

Boris promising something he ain’t a hope in hell of delivering and being picked up on massively bullshitting about care homes is a successful PMQs?

No wonder we’re fucked  

 

Oh and Boris telling Starmer to stop being negative? 
 

There’s over 30k dead on your watch you great tub of shit

Cos he could have and should have stopped this pesky virus. Boris out 

15 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Fucking hell.
 

Boris promising something he ain’t a hope in hell of delivering and being picked up on massively bullshitting about care homes is a successful PMQs?

No wonder we’re fucked  

 

Bozo was pulled up on the new immigration system which will categorise NHS and care workers as low skilled. This will make it harder for them to stay in the UK.  Among those will be some who saved his life, what a twat. He will still be clapping them on Thursday no doubt.

58 minutes ago, Moon boy said:

The one where the PM in waiting’s 1st question was about ‘track and trace’ and Boris answered questions 1,2,3,4 and 5 before Starmer could ask them, thereby ruining Starmer’s carefully laid plans, but never the less Kier still asked question 2/3 anyway leaving Boris with an open goal.

Forensic my arse

He won’t hit these targets he keeps setting. Starmer is playing a long game but you obviously don’t see it. For arguments sake, call it a draw today and we’ll reconvene in 3 weeks.

You should be glad the opposition have found some teeth. It’s healthy.

Must be hard in this hot weather carrying those big fucking chips around on them shoulders for you lot 

tiring 

17 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Cos he could have and should have stopped this pesky virus. Boris out 

You’re learning 

Just now, Spider said:

He won’t hit these targets he keeps setting. Starmer is playing a long game but you obviously don’t see it. For arguments sake, call it a draw today and we’ll reconvene in 3 weeks.

You should be glad the opposition have found some teeth. It’s healthy.

That’s like saying Liverpool and man city should be worried about bwfc playing the long game. Be about the same amount of time til we are back in the PL to labour being in power.
 

Some long game that. bet they’re shitting themselves 😁

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

That’s like saying Liverpool and man city should be worried about bwfc playing the long game. Be about the same amount of time til we are back in the PL to labour being in power.
 

Some long game that. bet they’re shitting themselves 😁

Not really.

He’s new and already got Boris telling him to stop being negative. Boris is a decent debater, but Starmer is better and has plenty ammo.

He’s got plenty of time to ramp up the pressure, I think he’s holding back given the circumstances 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

That’s like saying Liverpool and man city should be worried about bwfc playing the long game. Be about the same amount of time til we are back in the PL to labour being in power.
 

Some long game that. bet they’re shitting themselves 😁

Why you arsed anyway? You jocks will have fucked off soon

There is a topic called POLITICS. It’s now on the second page. 
Apart from about half a dozen, fewer people are posting on this topic due to it becoming a political soapbox.

6 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

There is a topic called POLITICS. It’s now on the second page. 
Apart from about half a dozen, fewer people are posting on this topic due to it becoming a political soapbox.

Yeah fuck off back to politics. This is for diseases and tits only

Edited May 20, 20206 yr by peelyfeet

6 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Why you arsed anyway? You jocks will have fucked off soon

Once In a generation vote. Voted to stay. Simple as that 

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Once In a generation vote. Voted to stay. Simple as that 

I agree with you. 

29 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

Bozo was pulled up on the new immigration system which will categorise NHS and care workers as low skilled. This will make it harder for them to stay in the UK.  Among those will be some who saved his life, what a twat. He will still be clapping them on Thursday no doubt.

Wrong again. But fuck it, what does it matter.

 

36 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

Bozo was pulled up on the new immigration system which will categorise NHS and care workers as low skilled. This will make it harder for them to stay in the UK.  Among those will be some who saved his life, what a twat. He will still be clapping them on Thursday no doubt.

But that is what people voted for. to leave europe and not have people who fill those jobs. Do you not remember everyone being happy about it. British Jobs for British people and all that bollocks. 

2 hours ago, Sweep said:

I think Zico is just about to part with £25......

I was saved by The Gonch*

I thought she looked like this still

 

*gonzo whatsapped me the pics

FAO @Escobarp

She looks like this now, anybody who says they wouldn't have a go is a homo or George Clooney

2 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

She looks like this now, anybody who says they wouldn't have a go is a homo or George Clooney

That’s Kerry Katona?

Just now, Spider said:

That’s Kerry Katona?

Yes, that's one of her £25 a month pics

3 minutes ago, Big E said:

But that is what people voted for. to leave europe and not have people who fill those jobs. Do you not remember everyone being happy about it. British Jobs for British people and all that bollocks. 

Yes and I'm sure British people will be queueing up for them.

There are thousands of nursing vacancies already so where are these British workers to fill them ?

It's been like that for years & without the non-British staff the NHS would really struggle to function.

 

2 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

Yes, that's one of her £25 a month pics

Is that all you get for £25?

Id want to see her pushing her breakfast back in with a cricket bat handle for that much.

Edited May 20, 20206 yr by Spider

She’s from Warrington 

Fucked up accent which is Manc & scouse 

but she’s looking better