Coronavirus

[Sweep]

She's rank, I bet her fanny smells like a butchers bin on a hot day

I'll wager that she's massively filthy as well

Edited May 20, 2020 by Sweep

[Zico]

so I use that Covid symptoms tracker

every day I've felt fine, cept Monday when I felt grotty and had a proper runny shit (which is why I took a day off the booze)

as diaroehha is now a symptom to look out for, I flagged it, felt fine Tuesday

more than likely related to non stop drinking these past few weeks/months

but now I've been invited to take a test!

Thank you so much for using the COVID Symptom Tracker app and helping to fight the outbreak. We are very excited to be able to offer you a chance to get tested for COVID-19.

As you know, we are using data from millions of people to determine who may have COVID-19 based on their symptoms. You’ve recently reported feeling unwell with a particular combination of symptoms. We would like to test you to understand if you have the virus right now. This does not necessarily mean you have COVID-19 as we are also inviting some people we believe do not have the virus.

The Department of Health is therefore inviting you to have a PCR swab test to confirm whether you are currently positive or negative for the virus. This will let you know your status and help us develop an even better understanding of which symptoms are most related to COVID-19 infection.

We have not shared your details with the Department of Health. If you would like to be tested, please book this as soon as possible as the test only works if you are actively infectious. Please keep logging your symptoms every day and make sure to enter the results of your test into the app once you get them. You can use this guide to to aid the test booking process.

[deane koontz]

 

5 minutes ago, Sweep said:

what's happened to her stomach? 

 

She's rank, I bet her fanny smells like a butchers bin on a hot day

It probably looks like a bag of Wayne Walker's broken meats too 

[Moon boy]

New arse for Starmer, walked straight into that one, that wasn’t very forensic from the PM in waiting

[mickbrown]

 

4 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

so I use that Covid symptoms tracker

every day I've felt fine, cept Monday when I felt grotty and had a proper runny shit (which is why I took a day off the booze)

as diaroehha is now a symptom to look out for, I flagged it, felt fine Tuesday

more than likely related to non stop drinking these past few weeks/months

but now I've been invited to take a test!

Thank you so much for using the COVID Symptom Tracker app and helping to fight the outbreak. We are very excited to be able to offer you a chance to get tested for COVID-19.

As you know, we are using data from millions of people to determine who may have COVID-19 based on their symptoms. You’ve recently reported feeling unwell with a particular combination of symptoms. We would like to test you to understand if you have the virus right now. This does not necessarily mean you have COVID-19 as we are also inviting some people we believe do not have the virus.

The Department of Health is therefore inviting you to have a PCR swab test to confirm whether you are currently positive or negative for the virus. This will let you know your status and help us develop an even better understanding of which symptoms are most related to COVID-19 infection.

We have not shared your details with the Department of Health. If you would like to be tested, please book this as soon as possible as the test only works if you are actively infectious. Please keep logging your symptoms every day and make sure to enter the results of your test into the app once you get them. You can use this guide to to aid the test booking process.

Fucking strange wording.

It's like they are offering you an upgrade on your mobile phone

[mickbrown]

Just now, Moon boy said:

New arse for Starmer, walked straight into that one, that wasn’t very forensic from the PM in waiting

Haha.

Aye alright.

Boris didn't answer one question.

[Guest]

Just now, mickbrown said:

 

Fucking strange wording.

It's like they are offering you an upgrade on your mobile phone

An opportunity not to be missed, you may never get the chance again.

[mickbrown]

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

An opportunity not to be missed, you may never get the chance again.

😀

[peelyfeet]

3 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

So does that mean that 3500 have had it and the rest haven't?

Fuck me, long way to go

Yep , if these test are right, we are miles off

NY is 15% positive,  LA is 5%.

Got to hope that we get a vaccine and the preventatitve medicines asap, becuase without them it's going to take a lot longer than most are expecting to get to herd immunity,  if we are going to keep the R rate below 1. It's several years of restrictions without them

Some lockdown sceptics think that we only need to get to 20% for herd immunity,   

 

[Rudy]

18 minutes ago, Sweep said:

She's rank, I bet her fanny smells like a butchers bin on a hot day

I'll wager that she's massively filthy as well

Wash your mouth out she was once awarded mother of the year!

[Spider]

11 minutes ago, Moon boy said:

New arse for Starmer, walked straight into that one, that wasn’t very forensic from the PM in waiting

Which PMQ’s did you watch?

[Marc505]

29 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

couldn’t not post it 😂

Rank horrible bargain basement benefits bint 

[Spider]

Is she the one who had the middle of her nose fall out?

Cos I’d nose fuck her.

[radcliffe white]

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Wash your mouth out she was once awarded mother of the year!

Slag of the year 

more pricks than a second hand dartboard 

[jmjhb]

15 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

 

It probably looks like a bag of Wayne Walker's broken meats too 

More like a disaster zone after 5 kids

[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Is she the one who had the middle of her nose fall out?

Cos I’d nose fuck her.

Daniella Westbrook. I nearly went down the same route 😁

[Sweep]

4 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Rank horrible bargain basement benefits bint 

has she released any clopper shots on that site?

[Escobarp]

8 minutes ago, Sweep said:

has she released any clopper shots on that site?

$25 a month. How the fuck are people paying that 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

$25 a month. How the fuck are people paying that 

I mean that must be the bottom rung of the ladder. For £25 a month you want the top lass, not someone with a fanny that looks like a bashed crab 

[Zico]

45 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

couldn’t not post it 😂

is that what she looks like now??

[Sweep]

4 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

is that what she looks like now??

I think Zico is just about to part with £25......

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I mean that must be the bottom rung of the ladder. For £25 a month you want the top lass, not someone with a fanny that looks like a bashed crab 

That’s top dollar as well I think in comparison to others. Fuck that 

 

there’s a bird who lives round the corner from me makes a living off only fans and YouTube and stuff. Does very well aledgedly. Has about 1500 only fans subscribers. Think she gets half the monthly subs or summat so she will be about 7k per month from it. 
 

decent size tits. But she lives with a trans bloke (ex female) and relies on being banged by a strap on for her kicks. What a Bloody waste 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

Which PMQ’s did you watch?

Obviously a different one to you?

Didn't see it myself, but the news said Boris was far more bullish and on his game.

I think he was taken aback last week by KS' line and wasn't going to put up with it.

Now then, did KS comment on anything else that was out of date and no longer valid or did he have something pertinent to offer?

[Moon boy]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Which PMQ’s did you watch?

The one where the PM in waiting’s 1st question was about ‘track and trace’ and Boris answered questions 1,2,3,4 and 5 before Starmer could ask them, thereby ruining Starmer’s carefully laid plans, but never the less Kier still asked question 2/3 anyway leaving Boris with an open goal.

Forensic my arse

[jeep]

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