Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

57 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Just read an interesting link re Wuhan and the number of people from that region who live in Italy, many returning after the Chinese New Year.

Kind of makes sense with the correlation in cases, plus certain governments not giving a fuck as some folk would often say.

post it then, I'd like to read / share that

2 hours ago, bwfcfan5 said:

What’s point in testing people with mild symptoms? If you get to point where you are bad you go to hospital or GP. Like normal.

Testing people a bit pointless now.

Indeed

It’s about individuals making responsible decisions and then the Government, representing the community, to support those decisions.

21 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I never accept a beer from another man, unless we're in a round. Where will you be?

Not too sure yet mate, friends from Lostock Hall ringing later to confirm where we are meeting halfway.

Definitely be in a round pal, and guaranteed to be a laugh even though the others are PNE fans, good folk though 🍺👍

17 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Oh aye don’t I just know. Not many folk get past my mother but the sun shines out of you and TMGJ. She asks after you whenever I see her

My apologies matey, I can't help my natural charm and patter.....I was sadly born with it 😉😂😊

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

Just read a list of what European countries are doing. Ours just said, telling folk with a cough to stay at home for seven days. 

 

13 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

post it then, I'd like to read / share that

Search and find dear boy.....interesting read indeed

19 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Oh aye don’t I just know. Not many folk get past my mother but the sun shines out of you and TMGJ. She asks after you whenever I see her

I was a bit worried when I turned areas of her lawn black!

I'm having to bide my time until my mum goes away for Easter, until I do the same to her's. She doesn't want it done, but I'm buggered if I'm cutting moss all summer.

2 minutes ago, leigh white said:

 

You're the first candidate off here to catch it, due all the ear bending you fucking do when you're on LW/ Portillo 's Railways Journeys

I’m in a premier inn near Coventry tonight.

should I empty the bog roll chamber?

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m in a premier inn near Coventry tonight.

should I empty the bog roll chamber?

No....you're full of shit too 

12 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Search and find dear boy.....interesting read indeed

what should i search for?

I just googled "wuham italy chinese new year" and didn't find anything other than this which I'm certain isn't what you are referring to

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/31/spate-of-anti-chinese-incidents-in-italy-amid-coronavirus-panic

it'd be easier if you just posted it

Edited March 12, 20206 yr by ZicoKelly

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51858845

It's just a tickly cough........

1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

what should i search for?

I just googled "wuham italy chinese new year" and didn't find anything

it'd be easier if you just posted it

Search for slant eye filthy fucking eat dog shit butties link to shitbag wops.

 

If not, check I the text I sent you 😂👍

13 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

You're the first candidate off here to catch it, due all the ear bending you fucking do when you're on LW/ Portillo 's Railways Journeys

Only been on buses & trams today.😊

4 minutes ago, jeep said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51858845

It's just a tickly cough........

so he says

"I've had worse flu, without a doubt - but I wouldn't want to catch it again," he says during his self-isolation at home in south-west London.

Despite having type 1 diabetes, Andrew says having the virus "isn't anything to worry about for me personally".

He adds that the fever he experienced is "no different to normal flu-type symptoms".

"I've not been concerned," he says.

 

but then it says

 

At one point he had to go to hospital in an ambulance for an assessment.

 

20 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I was a bit worried when I turned areas of her lawn black!

I'm having to bide my time until my mum goes away for Easter, until I do the same to her's. She doesn't want it done, but I'm buggered if I'm cutting moss all summer.

My lawn is full of the stuff. Any tips (preferably that doesn’t involve shitloads of raking)?

Just now, mickbrown said:

My lawn is full of the stuff. Any tips (preferably that doesn’t involve shitloads of raking)

Tarmac over it

Country2Country music festival called off at 20 hours notice. No train refund, no hotel refund and now no excuse not to go to the match on Saturday. Fuming

11 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Only been on buses & trams today.😊

Reg Varney eat your heart out 😉

I bet those drivers couldn't wait for you to get off 

2 hours ago, bwfcfan5 said:

What’s point in testing people with mild symptoms? If you get to point where you are bad you go to hospital or GP. Like normal.

Testing people a bit pointless now.

Not sure I agree 

Surely it’s better to have as much data as possible 

Mass testing could surely help the country deal with this better, data is everything at the end of the day.
 

Certainly good for us all to know if and when we have it, as once you’ve officially had it and recovered you can go back to normal life / work to support the economy. If millions of us have mild symptoms but don't know for sure if we are now immune or not then it will prolonged the economic hit 

 

49 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Not too sure yet mate, friends from Lostock Hall ringing later to confirm where we are meeting halfway.

Definitely be in a round pal, and guaranteed to be a laugh even though the others are PNE fans, good folk though 🍺👍

How long are you there for? I'm nowhere near tomorrow, but I'll be in Lostock Hall on Saturday night watching my mates band at The Vic.

Universal music have shut down for two weeks, we’re staying open as per the government’s stipulation.

 

33 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

so he says

"I've had worse flu, without a doubt - but I wouldn't want to catch it again," he says during his self-isolation at home in south-west London.

Despite having type 1 diabetes, Andrew says having the virus "isn't anything to worry about for me personally".

He adds that the fever he experienced is "no different to normal flu-type symptoms".

"I've not been concerned," he says.

 

but then it says

 

At one point he had to go to hospital in an ambulance for an assessment.

 

Aye, but he didn't even leave the ambulance whilst they did the assessment, and was taken straight home after. Taking him in the ambulance is more controllable than letting him get the 69 bus, or one of Jim's taxis surely. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

 

Silly girl. She’ll get salmonella