Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Just found out Joseph Holt's head brewer is called Phil Parkinson.

Keep those pubs closed. Permanently.

@Mr Grey won’t go back again now 

4 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Bubble bollox. 

Yet more complicated bullshit. 

It means my Mother in law who is on her own can now go to her families for tea. Which is a massive relief as she has been struggling on her own and we have desperate for her to have some company. 

I have suggested she bubbles with her son as can be really hard work. 😁😂

8 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Bubble bollox. 

Yet more complicated bullshit. 

Seems relatively straightforward 

 

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seems relatively straightforward 

 

Goes over his head pal 😁Repeatedly 

Edited June 10, 20206 yr by Escobarp

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Goes over his head pal 😁Repeatedly 

If it was labour who said it, he’d understand. 

12 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Bubble bollox. 

Yet more complicated bullshit. 

If you don't understand that then you're as thick as mince.....

17 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Bubble bollox. 

Yet more complicated bullshit. 

For some 

It’s all very clear

No mention of pubs/hospitality 

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

For some 

He’s concentrating on his next comedy show leave him alone 

23 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

My yr10 son's start date just put back another 8 days, 23rd June now.

22nd for mine.

Only one cohort in at a time now, one day a week for 3 hours 45 mins on that day.

For 4 weeks.

Beginning to wonder if it's worth it- does more at home.

I heard the phrase 

Summer catch up

More than once

I bet the teaching unions did, too

18 hours ago, Rudy said:

Is that the going rate for a reach around ?

weachawound?

7 minutes ago, Casino said:

I heard the phrase 

Summer catch up

More than once

I bet the teaching unions did, too

Didn't hear the event today, however given the time being proposed for a single year group (10), the summer catch up would need to be months long.

In simple terms, until there's a vaccine or treatment, the need for distancing is going to mean major disruption in education.

 

And keunssberg continues in her usual manner.

She asked a question that needs answering

Wiffwaff, wiffed and waffed

1 minute ago, Casino said:

She asked a question that needs answering

Wiffwaff, wiffed and waffed

I've just seen one of her questions. Another inane effort.

Wife was back in school full time last week, off this week, back in next week. Might be the pattern if they're going to follow the R number I suppose.

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Everything going in the right direction, downward, infections, hospital admissions and deaths. Bit slower than we wanted but getting there.

Hopefully schools back fully in September, and hopefully footie with us fans in attendance. 

Bozza and co' doing a decent job 8/10

Only 8? 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

You could be right, i bet he knocks the % down.

Negative brewing 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Those protest fucked them up a bit, and the Police' failure to arrest more of the lefty snowflake cunts!

May go to 9

Valid points. 8 seems fair on balance taking into account the failure to go in hard at weekend. 

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Those protest fucked them up a bit, and the Police' failure to arrest more of the lefty snowflake cunts!

May go to 9

Big error that 

hopefully some doors will be getting smashed in 

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Big error that 

hopefully some doors will be getting smashed in 

Intel will need to be spot on to ascertain whether Rupert lives in the east or west wing. 

Can we throw Priti into the harbour?

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Im hoping Priti gets her arse in gear and gets tough.

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Be careful, you maybe accused of trying to throw her back where she came from.

The Thames then, I'm sure she'd float

I've got some sympathy for the police, especially those on the ground who had clearly been instructed to go softly softly. No doubt their officers were terrified of any pictures of black people being arrested  & there were hundreds of twats desperate to take that photo.

That said, I hope never to see our police running away from scum again or allowing mob rule like in London & Bristol again & with plenty of clear pictures there's no excuse for not rounding them up now.