Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Can we not just cut around it and push it into the sea

Either you didn’t do geography at school, or you’re being a tease.

Damn. Was hoping to offset the pub reopening with the gym reopening too!

To confirm

It's over

A memory by September.

Got my table booked at the local, 3pm, 4th July.

Lock in till the 7th...

11 minutes ago, Spider said:

To confirm

It's over

A memory by September.

For schools to be back to normal in September, 50 kids have to be allowed to travel on a 125 bus from Bolton to Horwich to get to Rivington  + Blackrod school or twice as many buses put on.I  can't see either happening

And then when winter sets in at the start of November the second wave starts when temperatures drop

3 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

For schools to be back to normal in September, 50 kids have to be allowed to travel on a 125 bus from Bolton to Horwich to get to Rivington  + Blackrod school or twice as many buses put on.I  can't see either happening

And then when winter sets in at the start of November the second wave starts when temperatures drop

There’s no evidence around heat/cold?

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

There’s no evidence around heat/cold?

The cold places now are meat factories and they have had outbreaks in Wales, Yorkshire and Germany

Its indoors v outdoors

Or light v dark

Not hot v cold

https://www.who.int/csr/sars/survival_2003_05_04/en/

Seems to like shit.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.who.int/csr/sars/survival_2003_05_04/en/

Seems to like shit.

Covid-19 is officially - OFFICALLY - a bumder then.

Imagine having to make a booking to go into a Holt's pub

Not for me, Clive

Edited June 23, 20206 yr by jmjhb

23 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

For schools to be back to normal in September, 50 kids have to be allowed to travel on a 125 bus from Bolton to Horwich to get to Rivington  + Blackrod school or twice as many buses put on.I  can't see either happening

And then when winter sets in at the start of November the second wave starts when temperatures drop

My lad walks to school so I couldn’t give a shit.

#NewWorldOrder

25 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Let the novelty of people returning back to the pub die down, and start to go back a week later. Knowing the landlady at one of my locals, it will be invite only (her favourites), if that happens, she can fuck off and i shall not be frequenting again and i hope the she catches covid and crabs!

Invitation only at a grubby holts pub😀

anyway be on piss in Manc soon 

 

43 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Let the novelty of people returning back to the pub die down, and start to go back a week later. Knowing the landlady at one of my locals, it will be invite only (her favourites), if that happens, she can fuck off and i shall not be frequenting again and i hope the she catches covid and crabs!

I can not believe you are not one of her favourites. 

He has his own stool at the bar, complete with ladders

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

He has his own stool at the bar, complete with ladders

Is it a Stool Stool or a Turd Stool ?

I'm looking forward to visiting the lobby buffet

You can ignore the American numbers because their mon at the top reckons the testing is causing the issues.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

You can ignore the American numbers because their mon at the top reckons the testing is causing the issues.

That US number should start to drop soon, as hes told them to slow down the testing - I reckon they should stop testing completely, then they'd look really good

Today's daily briefing will be the last, apparently.

End of an era.

How come numbers are on the decrease in New York where they have increased testing?

Fake news by the mainstream media?

Just thinking it through

A pub, using the distancing guidelines, can seat say 40 people as an example

you have 30 people queueing outside

One group in your pub are nursing 4 halves of bitter. Everyone else showing zero signs of leaving.

Group of 4 at the front tell the landlord they will happily chuck £100 over the bar straight away. Group nursing the £5 worth of drinks are told to fuck off.

Scrap breaks out in pub and queue as tempers fray.

Landlord just tells everyone to come inside to keep the peace

And that'll be that.

3 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Today's daily briefing will be the last, apparently.

End of an era.

They started going downhill after season 3 anyway. Plot was just repetetive.

Then the oldies get Covid and die off, and the pub closes due to lack of footfall

Edited June 23, 20206 yr by jmjhb